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Milhouse
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"We want a name that suggests we're out to give the Democrats a good fight," he said. "So far what we've come up with is the Donkey Punchers."
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...This statement makes a part of me think it's a fake
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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Andy Borowitz is a satirist...
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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"We want a name that suggests we're out to give the Democrats a good fight," he said. "So far what we've come up with is the Donkey Punchers."
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...This statement makes a part of me think it's a fake |
Really?
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| Andy Borowitz (born January 4, 1958) is a comedian and satirist... |
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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Bwahahahahahaha! Cracks me up.
I really WOULD pay money to see the look on the face of the first person in that group who realized the meaning of that term, though.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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"We want a name that suggests we're out to give the Democrats a good fight," he said. "So far what we've come up with is the Donkey Punchers."
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...This statement makes a part of me think it's a fake |
Really?
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| Andy Borowitz (born January 4, 1958) is a comedian and satirist... |
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That is kind of funny, but onto the serious side of this. Government overspending is nothing new. I hate how people think that government spending a lot of money is all of a sudden the fault of the Democrats. Bush was one of the big proponents of the $700 billion bailout back in 2008. Republicans can overspend too.
The only Republican president in my lifetime who really got it about less government and less spending was Reagan, and he overspent too. So I'm puzzled as to how a party that runs on the general idea of less government/less spending managed to approve a $700 billion bailout that the president approved of, especially when the companies that received bailout funds didn't do shit but pay their executives huge bonuses and cover golden parachutes for said execs. This of course is not the fault of the Democrats or Republicans but the greedy ass motherfuckers on Wall Street. Still though government should have seen that coming when they voted on the bailout.
Also wasn't it Clinton who managed to balance the budget during his presidency? Granted at that time there was no major war or recession so spending wouldn't be as high. Still though when the Republicans are generally for less government overall they end up spending all this money and then blame the Democrats. That to me is pretty ignorant.
I hate how these tea parties have degenerated into a "the Democrats are to blame" situation when it really is about both parties. Taxes went up with the cost of the war, with the cost of Obama's stimulus/health plan and so on. Government will overspend regardless of who is in office or what party has majority control.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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The difference between Republicans and Democrats:
Democrats raise taxes, and increase spending.
Republicans cut taxes, increase spending, wait for a Democrat to come in and raise the taxes to cover the gap, then cry out about the tax hike.
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Syd Lexia
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Reagan's spending was a sort of economic warfare against the Soviets. He drew them into an arms race, they tried to keep up and couldn't, and they crumbled. Of course, the Soviet Union would have crumbled anyway, but Reagan sped the process up.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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When the hell are these people going to get that all bipartisan infighting does is weaken the country as a whole? The Republicans shouldn't be fighting against the democrats, and vice-versa. Instead, they should be working towards a compromise between their differing ideas, to better strengthen the United States and bring us together. What the hell happened to "United We Stand"?
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lavalarva
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Currently, I find the Republican Party to be fucking pathetic, with incredibly stupid positions about many things (I don't feel like giving examples, just know it's my opinion).
They really need to pull their shit together, because the Democrats aren't that good either,
and I doubt that'll change until the Republicans force them to do so by not acting like fucking idiots.
I'd like to see a good Republican government. George W. Bush was the only Republican president I've seen in office, so before now I always sided with the Democrats by default.
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Alowishus
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| In multiplayer video games, the act of repeatedly crouching over the face of a fallen opponent, who is forced to watch his/her body being violated while waiting to respawn into the level. |
Oh my god, i fucking lol'd.
I am doing that from now on.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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| In multiplayer video games, the act of repeatedly crouching over the face of a fallen opponent, who is forced to watch his/her body being violated while waiting to respawn into the level. |
Oh my god, i fucking lol'd.
I am doing that from now on. |
thats been around since Halo 2. im surprised you have never experienced that
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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^
It was also on an episode of the Simpsons (Season 20) when Homer has to live in a crappy apartment to get the kids into a better school in Waverly Hills. Homer is playing Halo and he lets marge press the X button to pretend to sit on the other player's face.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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| In multiplayer video games, the act of repeatedly crouching over the face of a fallen opponent, who is forced to watch his/her body being violated while waiting to respawn into the level. |
Oh my god, i fucking lol'd.
I am doing that from now on. |
thats been around since Halo 2. im surprised you have never experienced that |
Way before Halo 2... used to do it on Counter-Strike when it was distributed by Sierra
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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bump because i thought this was funny/stupid
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Right Wing Washington Times Compares the Word "Teabagger" to the N word!
Did the Washington Times really just compare the word Teabagger to the N word? Yes, they did.
The term "tea-bagger" is like uttering the "n" word, some say. Though he aspires to promote civility, evidence has surfaced that President Obama has added "tea-bagger" to his public lexicon, though it's considered a cheap and tawdry insult by "tea party" activists. Watchdogs at Americans for Tax Reform (ATR) barked when they saw the proof, tucked in a sneak peak of Newsweek columnist Jonathan Alter's new book, "The Promise: President Obama, Year One," to be released May 18. Indeed, it appears the president joined certain partisan critics and the liberal media, and took the tea-bag plunge.
"This remark is the equivalent of using the 'n' word. It shows contempt for middle America, expressed knowingly, contemptuously, on purpose, and with a smirk. It is indefensible to use this word. The president knows what it means, and his people know what it means. The public thought we reached a new low of incivility during the Clinton administration. Well, the Obama administration has just outdone them," ATR president Grover Norquist tells Inside the Beltway. |
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/may/05/strong-brew/
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