Because I'm long haired and bearded, I hear "Hey Jesus" once a day. I don't think there were Jews back then who walked up to Christ and said "Hey, Undeath."

It doesn't really bother me unless I stop to think that everyone that says it immediately giggles at their "cleverness" and "originality", despite not knowing I've heard that ever since I first grew a beard.

On the opposite side of the fence, I know two girls, twins, who have big boobs. I know it's low class to bring up their boobs, but it's relevant. Well, when we were all in high school together, I'd given them the nickname "Big Boobs McGee 1" and "Big Boobs McGee 2". Bear in mind this is before the "blanky Mcblack" shit got old, and yeah, back then I thought it was original, but whatever. The twins, as part of our group, "get" our sense of humor and althought they didn't like guys outside the group to call attention to their boobs, they had no issue with me or our friends doing so.

Anyhow, I run into one of them years later and we hug and I say "Hey Big Boobs McGee, long time no see," and she tells me that, at this point, I am one of two people on Earth who can call her that without getting a dickpunch. And I only get clemency because I started it in that case. Apparently, I'm nowhere near as original as I thought because everyone else on earth thought to call them both Big Boobs McGee since high school, but I get a slide on it because I used it first and as a term of endearment (sort of...) But both of the twins now otherwise can't stand it.

Now, for me personally, I can't stand when someone attempts the Peter Griffin laugh. You all know what I'm talking about. Well, everyone on Earth seems to think they can do it, and they can't, and it ends up sounding like a donkey mating with Fran Drescher, getting kicked in the sack hard enough for testicular collapse. I can barely stand watching Family Guy because of the Peter Griffin laugh, and now every asshole that attempts it.