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Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Mdickie is a game programmer, which is a term used very loosely, he is also a pretty horrible human being judging by his blog posts.
http://mdickie.com/downloads.htm that is his catalog of work. Special attention to go to the You Testament for it's horribly sacrilegious nature.

Anyone else familiar with him?

Posted: Feb 12 2010 11:14 am

Looking over the site quickly, I noticed he certainly does love himself.

Posted: Feb 12 2010 11:16 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

Looking over the site quickly, I noticed he certainly does love himself.

Hah, I was just about to post something along those exact lines. Vain much?

Joined: Aug 04 2009 Posts: 2515

The You Testament looks hilarious.

I may even download it to see how much it sucks.

Posted: Feb 12 2010 11:25 am

I don't understand how he can be so pleased with himself, when I, Syd Lexia, have accomplished so much more. I am a shining star in the darkness of the internet, the brilliant prism of light that emerges when sun and rain collide. The naysayers who speak ill of me are all part of an evil, petty conspiracy, like KGB of Stalin's Communist Russia. They try to drag me down with their horrible tire irons of injustice, but I show them time and time again that they cannot, and I soar to ever greater heights on my angelic wings of political justice. Let the scum simmer in their muck, they are just jealous.

</mdickie>

Posted: Feb 12 2010 11:35 am

Like, look at this shit, from this terrible story driven Soccer game he made called "Grass Roots" (gay). Here are some excerpts describing the game.

MDickie wrote:

Having redefined genres for the past 5 years, the concept king turns his magic touch to soccer - and delivers the most character-driven interpretation of the sport seen yet! Leave the professional experience on the bench, and rediscover your roots playing real people with real stories.......all that remains is to hit the pitch for the most dramatic sporting action on the planet! When you get back to basics and passion is all that matters, will your roots be strong enough?

Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Rolling Eyes

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

He is the great mdickie

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

well, to a certain extent, you kinda have to talk things up when you're trying to get people interested in a product.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Quote:

The closest thing I have to "colleagues" are the radio shows that play out in the background as I work!

Posted: Feb 12 2010 12:37 pm

I'm sure it's just a persona

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

I refuse to believe that, I don't think he is clever enough to adopt a persona.

Posted: Feb 12 2010 02:19 pm

Maybe he should take note of Persona 3...

Posted: Feb 12 2010 02:41 pm

He's written three books, he must be smart. Oh wait, never mind, so has Glenn Beck.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

has anyone tried any of these games yet?

Posted: Feb 12 2010 03:06 pm

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

I refuse to believe that, I don't think he is clever enough to adopt a persona.

idk, a lot of people thought Jeremy (Jaret's persona on Pure Pwnage) was real, even though it was just a character for the show.

But he has mentioned that his persona sometimes spills over into his real life.

Posted: Feb 12 2010 03:50 pm

I tried his wrestling games, but they were all crap.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

FNJ wrote:

has anyone tried any of these games yet?

http://chipandironicus.com/video/other/testament/testament.html

Posted: Feb 12 2010 04:24 pm

Holy shit, watched the first video. That was hilarious.

Posted: Feb 12 2010 09:42 pm

I know this guy! I've seen videos of the You Testament and a few of his other games. They all seem pretty hilarious in a messed up way.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

those videos had me laughing heartily. I also like their description of 50 cent :Blood On The Sand.

Quote:

50 Cent, the greatest treasure hunter on earth, commissioned a quadrilogy of games based on his treasure hunting career starting back in 2005. The first game was 50 Cent: Bulletproof, in which 50 chases after the elusive Gintomani Dagger. During this time, 50 learns that he possesses special powers that allow him to slow down time and rapidly heal wounds. In the end, 50 destroys the Gintomani Dagger after learning that the Dagger housed an Eldergod of unspeakable horrors.

Four years pass, and 50 is finishing up his around-the-world tour. But oh no! The promoter does not have 50's money. Fortunately, the promoter has treasures greater than money. The promoter gives 50 a diamond encrusted skull, which may or may not also have an Eldergod housed within it. But oh no again!!! Terrorists ambush 50 and take his skull! Now 50 and his friends must embark on an amazing journey to get his skull back in this biographical survival horror thriller! (Part 2 of 4)

Title: Pretty Sweet Guy Joined: Oct 21 2009 Posts: 139

I'm actually watching it right now, it's fucking hilarious bro. You should watch it.

FNJ wrote:

those videos had me laughing heartily. I also like their description of 50 cent :Blood On The Sand.

Quote:

50 Cent, the greatest treasure hunter on earth, commissioned a quadrilogy of games based on his treasure hunting career starting back in 2005. The first game was 50 Cent: Bulletproof, in which 50 chases after the elusive Gintomani Dagger. During this time, 50 learns that he possesses special powers that allow him to slow down time and rapidly heal wounds. In the end, 50 destroys the Gintomani Dagger after learning that the Dagger housed an Eldergod of unspeakable horrors.

Four years pass, and 50 is finishing up his around-the-world tour. But oh no! The promoter does not have 50's money. Fortunately, the promoter has treasures greater than money. The promoter gives 50 a diamond encrusted skull, which may or may not also have an Eldergod housed within it. But oh no again!!! Terrorists ambush 50 and take his skull! Now 50 and his friends must embark on an amazing journey to get his skull back in this biographical survival horror thriller! (Part 2 of 4)

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

yeah im watching it bit by bit. it's looong!

Posted: Feb 13 2010 02:15 pm

Is it just my speakers, or does the narration fade in and out while the music stays the same volume? I kept turning it up and I could barely hear them, then suddenly SUPER FUCKING LOUD TALKING IN MY EAR HOLE GLAVIN! Then it was back to whisper quiet. Confused

Gallery 2 · Posted: Feb 13 2010 03:02 pm

He reviews his own games. He provides all the cheat codes. He makes his own interviews (with poor grammar no less)!

Are you sure this isn't one big joke site?

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

AtmanRyu wrote:

He reviews his own games. He provides all the cheat codes. He makes his own interviews (with poor grammar no less)!

Are you sure this isn't one big joke site?

If only it were
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3259318&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 in that thread they bring up the horrible source code of the game