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Posted: Sep 08 2009 02:04 pm

Also, to clarify all the confusion. Look at my signature.

Also, fuck you, Usa. I am not annoying, I am just enthusiastically quirky.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Sep 08 2009 06:41 pm

I'd like to confirm that unless there's an outpouring of love and support for the little fucktard, the chat is indeed now M3ga-free.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Sep 08 2009 08:25 pm

Well, it made me laugh. After a few CAPSLOCK episodes...

[20:19] <MOGHARR> OKAY
[20:22] <UsaSatsui> ...okay, seriously, that button above the left shift key? Stop pressing it.
[20:23] <MOGHARR> the enter key? is it me?
[20:23] <UsaSatsui> Also, learn the difference between left and right
[20:23] <MOGHARR> fuck
[20:23] <MOGHARR> i almost caps locked it too

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

Vald has some fun with the bot...

[01:21:40] <@Vald> !8ball Sure is quiet in here
[01:21:41] <@Lexiabot9000> Yes.
[01:22:19] <@Vald> !8ball You wanna find a more lively channel Lexi?
[01:22:19] <@Lexiabot9000> Outlook good.
[01:22:36] <@Vald> !8ball Ok, you got any suggestions?
[01:22:37] <@Lexiabot9000> Forget about it.
[01:23:23] <@Vald> !8ball Well, you don't have to be rude about it. Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
[01:23:23] <@Lexiabot9000> Cannot predict now.
[01:24:04] <@Vald> !8ball Jerk. Do you want to go hang out in #jerks?
[01:24:05] <@Lexiabot9000> Fuck that!
[01:24:38] <@Vald> !8ball See? It's not so nice when someone's being mean to you is it?
[01:24:38] <@Lexiabot9000> Don't bet on it.
[01:24:58] <@Vald> !8ball Well, I hope you've learned something tonight
[01:24:59] <@Lexiabot9000> You will have to wait.
[01:25:30] <@Vald> !8ball Wait? Aren't you the one supposed to learn the lesson?
[01:25:31] <@Lexiabot9000> You may rely on it.
[01:25:58] <@Vald> !8ball Then what am I having to wait for?
[01:25:58] <@Lexiabot9000> Ask again later.
[01:26:28] <@Vald> !8ball You bastard. How about I kcik your ass?
[01:26:28] <@Lexiabot9000> Concentrate and ask again.
[01:27:56] <@Vald> !8ball How about I concentrate on destroying you?
[01:27:56] <@Lexiabot9000> My reply is no.
[01:28:47] <@Vald> !8ball Yeah, that's what I thought. You're just a punk Lexi. A punk
[01:28:48] <@Lexiabot9000> Ask again later.
[01:29:11] <@Vald> !8ball I didn't ask anything. Are you retarded?
[01:29:11] <@Lexiabot9000> Go for it!
[01:29:41] <@Fernin> ...you ruined it by not asking a question there, that was some fun Skynet stuff there
[01:29:48] <@Vald> !8ball What?! That's it, I'm not talking to you anymore
[01:29:48] <@Lexiabot9000> Are you kidding?

Posted: Sep 23 2009 07:38 pm

That reminds me of when I used to mess with the bots on MSN.

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

[02:35] <Ghandi> What about Rabbit Season?
[02:35] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:35] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:35] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:35] <Neutral_Bob> Wendigo Season.
[02:35] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:36] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:36] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:37] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:37] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:37] <Fernin> Webclient season!
[02:37] <Ghandi> Rabbit season!
[02:37] *** Ghandi was kicked by Fernin (Bang!)
[02:37] <FigNewton> Duck season!
[02:37] <FigNewton> Aww
[02:37] *** FigNewton was kicked by Fernin (Bang!)

Posted: Oct 14 2009 12:52 am

<Ghandi> !topic
* Ghandi kicks bot
<@Lexiabot9000> 5Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic... Gandhi. Discuss.
<Lottel> ...

Posted: Oct 14 2009 05:34 pm

[17:11] <MrMagog> Shit...Cpt. Lou Albano died
[17:11] <Fernin> yep... very sad, indeed
[17:12] <MrMagog> The koopas have won.
[17:16] <Dignant> That guy died?
[17:16] <MrMagog> Yep
[17:16] <MrMagog> Sad times indeed.
[17:18] <MrMagog> Officially the most tragic celebrity death this year.
[17:18] <Dignant> The guy who did the TV show, or the guy in the movie?
[17:18] <Dignant> "It's-a me, Ma-"
[17:18] <MrMagog> TV show. And wrestling manager.
[17:18] <Dignant> "Hold up, Mario. I'ma let you finish, but..."
[17:18] <Dignant> Why couldn't Kanye West die instead?
[17:19] <Dignant> Is Luigi still alive?
[17:19] <MrMagog> I...You know, I'm not sure about Luigi. Let me check on that.
[17:20] <MrMagog> Yeah. Luigi is still alive.
[17:20] <Dignant> Think he'll attend the funeral?
[17:21] <Dignant> The real Luigi would probably dance on Mario's grave; there's a lot of latent hostility in that effeminate, green man.
[17:21] <MrMagog> "I don'ta know what to say-a! I-sa so terrible!"
[17:22] <Dignant> It would have been awesome if Mario had wrestling moves. No... I take that back; look at Wario.
[17:22] <Dignant> Few people want luchador Mario.
[17:22] <MrMagog> Peach'll be happy. If he would stop beating her she'd stop running to Bowser all the time.
[17:23] <MrMagog> Luigi won't have to worry about dealing with Mario all raged up on the shrooms now.
[17:23] <Dignant> You'd beat Peach too if you had to listen to that high pitched voice -forever- and never got any. Why do you think Mario's voice is so high?\
[17:24] <MrMagog> "Bowser! It'sa me, Mario! Leave-a your nose outta my business! She knows-a what she did!"
[17:25] <Dignant> And apparently she's banging the rest of the mushroom kingdom, since there's all those toads running around and there's about 5 couples in the whole kingdom.
[17:25] <MrMagog> "Thank you, Mario, but the princess is in another castle." "SON OF A BITCH! You're-a dead to me, Toad!"
[17:26] <Dignant> Why the hell does Bowser even keep the toads? They're not hostages, since Mario only knows they're there when he gets there. If Mario knew where the princess really was, he'd simply go right there and leave the toads to rot.
[17:26] <MrMagog> She's not as big a whore as Smurfette.
[17:26] <Dignant> How many other human females are there in the mushroom kingdom?
[17:26] <Dignant> The Smurfs only have one town. She has a KINGDOM.
[17:27] <MrMagog> Hmm...You've got that one brunette. And a koopa, I believe.
[17:27] <Dignant> Koopa's not human.
[17:27] <MrMagog> To be fair, we don't know the gender of all those mushrooms.
[17:27] <Dignant> Mushrooms are asexual.
[17:27] <MrMagog> There's not many human characters in the series, though, are there?
[17:27] <Dignant> Do you think the humans are simply a dying race in the mushroom kingdom?
[17:28] <MrMagog> Could be. Bowser is like an ancient dragon sent to protect the last viable womb from any who are unworthy of procreation.
[17:29] <Dignant> Perhaps they are the sole survivors of a viscious genocide attack at the hands of the Toads and nobody speaks of it out of sheer horror. You know how there are some pipes that Mario can't go down? That's because they're packed full of the rotting corpses of his bretheren.
[17:30] <MrMagog> That's why neither Mario OR Bowser fucks with those guys.
[17:30] *** NawtHereBunny Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458])
[17:30] <Dignant> Yep. And to ensure the race dies entirely, they had Mario and Luigi neutered. That's why their voices are so high.
[17:30] <MrMagog> The whole game is like a colorful version of Saw.
[17:31] <Dignant> Well, either that or a recreation of Nazi Germany with Toads instead of Germans, which would make Bowser Russia.
[17:32] <MrMagog> The whole Mushroom Kingdom smells like rotting Italian plumbers.
[17:33] <slayer_professional> I have returned
[17:33] <Dignant> Well, not everybody was a plumber. They were doctors, lawyers, construction workers... they populated a good part of the planet. Ever notice how many of the toads' houses are too big for them? They are the spoils of homes seized from the "lesser race".
[17:33] <Dignant> You've returned at a wonderful time. We're comparing the Mushroom Kingdom to Nazi Germany.
[17:34] <slayer_professional> Oh then I'm gone Razz

[17:34] <Dignant> But it all fits so perfectly!
[17:34] <Dignant> !define Mario
[17:34] <Lexiabot9000> Mario: Really? You really need to know who Mario is? You fail at video games and life. Get off this chat.
[17:34] <Dignant> !define Super_mario
[17:34] <Lexiabot9000> Error: File not found.
[17:35] <MrMagog> "Go ahead, pick a chest." "I'd rather...I just..." "DO IT NOW!!!" "My...my fathers boot. *sobs*" "YOU WILL WEAR IT OVER YOUR WHOLE BODY OR DIE!"
[17:35] <Dignant> "Shroom-heil!"
[17:35] * slayer_professional murders both Mr. Magog and dignant and buries them
[17:35] <Dignant> To be fair, it is both adorable and horrifying to imagine a Toad goose-stepping.
[17:36] <MrMagog> Ha! I bet he'd make little squeaking noises with every step, like a dog toy.
[17:37] <Dignant> Quite possibly.
[17:38] <MrMagog> Imagine thousands now.
[17:38] <Dignant> Oh, damn.

. . .
[17:44] <Dignant> !Defadd Mushroom_Kingdom A sinister recreation of Nazi Germany in what might, to some, appear to be a cartoonish, happy world. Ever wonder why there are less than a dozen humans in their world? The cavernous sewers hide the grim tale of the fascist regime and wanton genocide of the non-toad "lesser races". Bowser and the koopas are Russian and goombas are the victims of WWI.
[17:44] <Lexiabot9000> Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.
[17:44] <Dignant> Lexiabot9000! You nazi sympathizer!

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

[17:45] * Dr_Jeebus (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
[17:45] * Lexiabot9000 sets mode: +o Dr_Jeebus
[17:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> Huzzah!
[17:45] * Dr_Jeebus sets mode: +o FigNewton
[17:45] * @Dr_Jeebus (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) Quit (Quit: #yhiselamu | www.yhiselamu.ee)
[17:45] <@FigNewton> What a nice guy

Posted: Nov 19 2009 11:28 am

I was on at school today, and had a huge chem test... The bot decided to ambiuguous several times. Razz

[08:19] <Crazy_Bastard> !8ball Will I pass my Chem test?
[08:19] <Lexiabot9000> Reply hazy, try again.
[08:19] <Crazy_Bastard> !8ball Will I pass my Chem test?
[08:20] <Lexiabot9000> Ask again later.
[08:20] <Crazy_Bastard> Fuck you, bot!
[08:20] <Nekkoru> !8ball Will Crazy_Bastard pass his chemistry test?
[08:20] <Lexiabot9000> You will have to wait.
[08:22] <Crazy_Bastard> !8ball Will you answer my fucking question?
[08:22] <Lexiabot9000> Looking good!
[08:22] <Crazy_Bastard> !8ball Will I pass my Chem test?
[08:22] <Lexiabot9000> Reply hazy, try again.
[08:22] <Crazy_Bastard> ...
[08:23] <Nekkoru> !8ball Will Crazy_Bastard pass his chemistry test, you motherfucker?
[08:23] <Lexiabot9000> Better not tell you now.
[08:23] <Crazy_Bastard> Motherfucker.
[08:23] * Crazy_Bastard samcks the bot

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

01[23:03] <+Sonic_Tooth> Let's all talk in rhyme from now on
01[23:04] <+Sonic_Tooth> See if we can keep it going on for very long
01[23:04] <+Sonic_Tooth> Those words don't really rhyme, but close enough
01[23:05] <+Sonic_Tooth> Even cheating a little, this could be pretty tough
[23:05] <TheThunderThief> my post in the music forum is awesome if only a little gruff.
[23:06] <@UsaSatsui> Sorry, my rhyming just ain't up to snuff.
02[23:06] * DJStonie (~asfdsdf@75.81.26.121) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:07] <@Vald> if stonie comes back, we must all point and jeer
[23:07] <TheThunderThief> Sure thing, just let me get my beer
01[23:07] <+Sonic_Tooth> I hope it's pretty near
[23:08] <@UsaSatsui> Your rhythm is off, Fig, extend out to here.
01[23:13] <+Sonic_Tooth> Well this isn't quite as fun as I'd thought
[23:13] <@UsaSatsui> I completely agree. What rubbish, what rot.
[23:13] <TheThunderThief> expecting to hear something from the bot?
03[23:14] * DJStonie (~asfdsdf@75.81.26.121) has joined #SydLexia
[23:14] <Gregthewhite> Oh god, I think I've been shot
[23:14] <Gregthewhite> hurts a lot
[23:14] <Gregthewhite> Oh man, look at this scarf I bought
[23:15] <TheThunderThief> at least it want a rocket made of snot
[23:15] <@UsaSatsui> These lines you came up with are all clever ones.
[23:15] <@UsaSatsui> ...not
01[23:16] <+Sonic_Tooth> You say this quite smugly, but what creativity have you brought?
[23:16] <Gregthewhite> My creativity is fargle snauzzle aggle-gaught
[23:17] <@UsaSatsui> We're surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange...
[23:17] <Gregthewhite> Go fuck yourself, Usa Smile

the end
[23:17] <Gregthewhite> god, I want to send that into reader's digest
[23:18] <@UsaSatsui> We're thieving balladeers, have we pity not a dram, we all eat roasted garlic and sing from the diaphragm!
[23:18] <@UsaSatsui> A pirate I was meant to be
[23:18] <@UsaSatsui> Trim the sails and roam the seas!
[23:19] <TheThunderThief> Taking in the ocean breeze?
[23:19] <@UsaSatsui> Oh go play Monkey Island 3...s
[23:19] <Gregthewhite> knew that was familiar
[23:20] <TheThunderThief> it did seem quite peculiar
01[23:20] <+Sonic_Tooth> Forced rhyme onto rhyme; this could get quite sillier
[23:21] <Gregthewhite> I never could find a use for the word "somnilier"
[23:21] <Gregthewhite> wait, messed up the spelling
[23:21] <Gregthewhite> sommelier
01[23:22] <+Sonic_Tooth> Way to ruin the game
01[23:22] <+Sonic_Tooth> How very, very lame
01[23:22] <+Sonic_Tooth> I hope you are ashamed

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

01[13:47] <+FigNewton> To whoever said Mudhoney was a grunge band and that Grunge was subgenre of Punk:
01[13:47] <+FigNewton> What separates it from regular Punk, besides coming out of Seattle?
[13:48] <TARDISman> I just said it was a subgenre
[13:48] <TARDISman> I gotta go, bye everybody
01[13:48] <+FigNewton> But to be a subgenre, something has to differentiate it from the rest
01[13:48] <+FigNewton> Bye, Tardis
[13:49] <Ermac84> Two Words, Sonic Youth
01[13:49] <+FigNewton> What about them?
01[13:49] <+FigNewton> They were a Noise Rock outfit from New York
[13:49] <Ermac84> true
01[13:50] <+FigNewton> Go on...
01[13:52] <+FigNewton> Umm... Ermac?
03[13:53] * MrBman (44ae00b0@webchat.mibbit.com) has joined #sydlexia
01[13:56] <+FigNewton> Ok, then...

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

01[22:50] <+FigNewton> !boggle
[22:50] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Let's play Boggle! Make words and... well, we'll figure out the scoring later on, I have no freakin' clue how it's gonna work out yet. You've got three minutes (but for testing purposes, it's 30 seconds). Here's your letters...
[22:50] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 C C O K
[22:50] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 O E R I
[22:50] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 D T G T
[22:50] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 E N L D
[22:53] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up!
01[22:53] <+FigNewton> End, Den, Ten, Net, Dent, Tend, Tender, Ender, Enter, Get, Red, Roe, Cod, Code, Ode, Redo, Grit, Doe, Doer, Dote, Toe, Cork, Core, Ore, Rig,
[22:53] <@UsaSatsui> cork core dent grit code coder cot cote dote dot den tend denter tender redent retend toe toed doe doer ire tire tired
[22:53] <@Vald> TIGER!
[22:53] <+not_sure> roe ore core rig tire ire den net ten toe toed trio tend dent grit ode doe doc cod code dot doer irk cork
01[22:54] <+FigNewton> lol Two points for Vald

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

[16:43:53PM] <GPFontaine> !anagram
[16:43:54PM] <Lexiabot9000> The scrambled word is fuck.
[16:43:56PM] * Slayer_Professional slaps Docinsano with a some oregano
[16:43:58PM] * docinsano slaps PepsiHiding with a full case of CocaCola
[16:44:01PM] <GPFontaine> what...
[16:44:14PM] <GPFontaine> did it really just say that?
[16:44:21PM] <docinsano> it did
[16:44:26PM] <GPFontaine> !anagram fuck
[16:44:27PM] <Lexiabot9000> Congratulations, GPFontaine, for figuring out the correct word in one try.
[16:44:27PM] <Lexiabot9000> GPFontaine gets 2 points!
[16:44:32PM] <docinsano> good job
[16:44:57PM] * docinsano slaps GPFontaine with an anagram

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

[19:37] <slayer_professional> !rps rock
[19:37] * @Lexiabot9000 throws paper! You lose!
[19:37] <slayer_professional> damn
[19:37] <+FigNewton> !rps Rock
[19:37] * @Lexiabot9000 throws scissors! You win!
[19:37] <+FigNewton> Rock always wins Razz

[19:38] <slayer_professional> !rps rock
[19:38] * @Lexiabot9000 throws rock! It's a tie!
[19:38] <slayer_professional> !rps rock
[19:38] * @Lexiabot9000 throws paper! You lose!
[19:38] <slayer_professional> !rps rock
[19:38] * @Lexiabot9000 throws paper! You lose!
[19:38] <slayer_professional> !rps rock
[19:38] * @Lexiabot9000 throws rock! It's a tie!
[19:38] <slayer_professional> !rps rock
[19:38] * @Lexiabot9000 throws paper! You lose!
[19:38] <slayer_professional> !rps rock
[19:38] * @Lexiabot9000 throws paper! You lose!
[19:38] <slayer_professional> Fuck you lexia bot

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

[19:06] <Lottel> I think a band called "Perky Lesbians" would go over great
[19:06] <Lottel> Everyone loves Perky Lesbians
[19:06] <Mr_Scotty> even the gays?
[19:06] <Lottel> ...
[19:06] <Lottel> Even gay people.
[19:07] <Lottel> Everyone
[19:07] <Mr_Scotty> you sure?
01[19:07] <+FigNewton> You ever see that bit where Tom Green painted Lesbians on his parents' car?
[19:07] <Mr_Scotty> those candians always seemed a bit ike lebo haters
[19:07] <Lottel> Hacker. Do you like Perky Lesbians?
03[19:07] * Vald is now known as Guest87763
[19:07] <Mr_Scotty> yes
[19:07] <Lottel> See? Even the gay people like Perky Lesbians.
[19:08] <Mr_Scotty> ...fuck you
[19:08] <+not_sure> eve...
[19:08] <+not_sure> oops
01[19:08] <+FigNewton> You pretty much walked into that one, Hacker
[19:09] <Mr_Scotty> yeah
06[19:09] * Lottel bows
02[19:10] * Spehornoob (~chatzilla@icn6.elmhurst.edu) Quit (Ping timeout)
06[19:10] * Mr_Scotty rams a stick up his ass
[19:10] <Lottel> ...
01[19:10] <+FigNewton> ...
[19:10] <TARDISman> Perky Lesbians?
[19:10] <Lottel> So so sooooo gay
01[19:10] <+FigNewton> [19:10] * Mr_Scotty rams a stick up his ass
01[19:10] <+FigNewton> That's almost sig-worthy, right there
[19:10] <Lottel> Hacker: I'm not gay! *shoves rods up men's asses*
[19:11] <Lottel> Wow. Didn't even read it like that.
[19:11] <+not_sure> sig it!
[19:11] <Lottel> So it's more "Hacker's so angry he just has to shove things up his ass!"
[19:11] <Lottel> THAT'S EVEN GAYER

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

[18:19] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:19] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:19] <+FigNewton> !rank
[18:19] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 FigNewton 05you have 12119 5points.
[18:19] <+not_sure> it'll consume you!
[18:20] <+not_sure> bbs
[18:20] <+FigNewton> !bet 3000 Red
[18:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:20] <+FigNewton> I'm thinking it's black, actually
[18:20] <+not_sure> not enough
[18:20] <+FigNewton> Maybe under ten
[18:20] <+FigNewton> !bet 3000 Even
[18:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 19 red.
[18:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a winner! The housebot pays FigNewton 6000 points!
[18:20] <+FigNewton> Damnit
01[18:20] <@Fernin> I'm not gonna have to call the gambling addiction hotline for you, am I?
[18:21] <+FigNewton> !rank
[18:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 FigNewton 05you have 12119 5points.
[18:21] <+FigNewton> I'm fine
[18:21] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:21] <+FigNewton> !bet 5000 Black
[18:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:22] <+FigNewton> !rank
[18:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 FigNewton 05you have 7119 5points.
02[18:22] * M3GA_Avatar (~spintib@cpe-98-144-70-164.wi.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
[18:22] <+FigNewton> !rank Not_Sure
[18:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 Not_Sure 05has 17059 5points.
[18:22] <+FigNewton> !rank Ghandi
[18:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 Ghandi 05has 15580 5points.
[18:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 28 black.
[18:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a winner! The housebot pays FigNewton 10000 points!
[18:22] <+FigNewton> !rank
[18:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 FigNewton 05you have 17119 5points.
06[18:22] * +FigNewton pops collar
[18:22] <+FigNewton> !bet 500 Black
[18:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5The hell are you betting on? Nobody's playing roulette right now.
[18:22] <+FigNewton> Aww
[18:23] <+FigNewton> So...
[18:23] <+FigNewton> What else is new?
[18:24] <+FigNewton> http://www.edmontonsun.com/news/edmonton/2009/12/13/12141366.html
[18:24] <+FigNewton> Look at that, though
[18:26] <+FigNewton> !money
[18:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's Play Money Making Game! Type 5!money 1, 2, or 3 5to play.
[18:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5-10 -10 -10
[18:26] <+FigNewton> !money 2
[18:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 FigNewton: Let's Play Money Making Game!
[18:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 FigNewton: +40 -20 -40
[18:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 FigNewton: Sorry, you lose 20 points!
[18:27] <+FigNewton> !rank
[18:27] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 FigNewton 05you have 17099 5points.
[18:27] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:27] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:27] <+FigNewton> !bet 17000 even
[18:27] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 36 red.
[18:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a winner! The housebot pays FigNewton 34000 points!
[18:28] <+FigNewton> Is there a way you could make it so that you can only bet positive points?
[18:28] <+FigNewton> ...
[18:28] <+FigNewton> I was expecting to go back down, with that one
[18:28] <+FigNewton> !rank
[18:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 FigNewton 05you have 34099 5points.
[18:28] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:28] <+FigNewton> !bet 34000 Red
[18:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
01[18:28] <@Fernin> there is a way, yes
[18:28] <+FigNewton> You should do that, then
01[18:28] <@Fernin> I'll implement it later, though, I've spent too much time on it already today
[18:29] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 19 red.
[18:29] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a winner! The housebot pays FigNewton 68000 points!
[18:29] <+FigNewton> Jesus Christ
[18:29] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:29] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:29] <+FigNewton> !bet 68000 Odd
[18:29] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 19 red.
[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a winner! The housebot pays FigNewton 136000 points!
[18:30] <+FigNewton> ...
06[18:30] * @Fernin falls over laughing.
[18:30] <+FigNewton> I'm unstoppable
01[18:31] <@Fernin> the fortune he just can't get rid of
[18:31] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:31] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:31] <anorexorcist> rigged.
[18:31] <+FigNewton> !bet 136000 Even
[18:31] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 8 black.
[18:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a winner! The housebot pays FigNewton 272000 points!
[18:32] <+FigNewton> Umm... wow
[18:32] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:32] <+FigNewton> !bet 272000 Red
[18:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:32] <+not_sure> !rank fignewton
[18:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 fignewton 05has 99 5points.
[18:32] <+not_sure> you deviant
[18:33] <+FigNewton> If I win this, we're logging it
01[18:33] <@Fernin> we're logging it either way
[18:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 23 red.
[18:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a winner! The housebot pays FigNewton 544000 points!
[18:33] <+FigNewton> Very Happy

[18:33] <+FigNewton> Well, in the immortal words of Queen, "Don't stop me now"
01[18:33] <@Fernin> o.O
[18:33] <+FigNewton> !roulette
[18:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[18:34] <+FigNewton> !bet 544000 Odd
[18:34] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[18:34] <+not_sure> you're through! it's over!
[18:34] <+FigNewton> Shut up, bot!
[18:34] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 36 red.
[18:34] <+FigNewton> NO!!!!!!!
[18:34] <+not_sure> hehe
01[18:35] <@Fernin> damn... that would've been over a million points

Posted: Dec 19 2009 03:44 am

* DontMindMe (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
<docinsano> next person that comes in you have to ask a question relating to boners
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Posted: Dec 19 2009 03:51 am

Ha!

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

Satsui hadn't spoken in hours, and then we were showing Drew the definitions thingy...

[00:19] <@Tofurkey> !define Bunny
[00:19] <@UsaSatsui> Yay done
[00:19] <@Lexiabot9000> Bunny: If you see a bunny in the chat room, it's probably UsaSatsui expressing himself in some retarded way.
[00:19] <@Tofurkey> ...Woah

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

[17:42] <TARDISman> !defadd Neal_Peart No fuckin' drumer better than
[17:42] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Neal_Peart stored succesfully.
06[17:42] * +Tofurkey is a drumer
[17:43] <TARDISman> Oh fuck
[17:43] <TARDISman> !defrem Neal_Peart
[17:43] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Neal_Peart was removed from database.
[17:43] <TARDISman> !defadd Neal_Peart No fuckin' drummer better then
[17:43] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Neal_Peart stored succesfully.
01[17:44] <+Tofurkey> !defrem Neal_Peart
[17:44] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Neal_Peart was removed from database.
01[17:44] <+Tofurkey> !defadd Neal_Peart No fuckin' drummer better than
[17:44] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Neal_Peart stored succesfully.
[17:44] <TARDISman> I think I spelled it wrong
01[17:45] <+Tofurkey> Oh what the fuck
01[17:45] <+Tofurkey> Meh

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

[15:26] <Mr_Scotty> fig you wanna play tic tac toe
[15:26] <Figofsydlexia> Sure
[15:27] <Mr_Scotty> !ttt2
[15:27] <Figofsydlexia> !help
[15:27] <Mr_Scotty> !ttt2
[15:28] <Mr_Scotty> !ttt2 p2
[15:28] <Mr_Scotty> !ttt2 p1
[15:28] <Figofsydlexia> Hacker, hush
[15:28] <Lexiabot9000> There's already a game being played! Don't be a jackass and start a new one, finish what you started!
[15:28] <Lexiabot9000> There's already a game being played! Don't be a jackass and start a new one, finish what you started!
[15:28] <Lexiabot9000> Player 2 is Mr_Scotty!
[15:28] <Lexiabot9000> M3GA_WatchingLPs is already Player 1, you're too slow, Mr_Scotty.
[15:28] <Figofsydlexia> lol wut
[15:28] <Fernin> ...sometimes, I really hate m3g

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

Somehow my roulette winning bet didn't make it here. Sad

Maybe my second one will.

Posted: Jan 26 2010 03:23 am

<@Vald> i like...
<+Mr_Scotty> !schlong

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

01[22:10] <+Patrick_Bateman> I think I'm all broke, again
[22:10] <tog> !roulette
[22:10] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
06[22:10] * +Patrick_Bateman sighs
[22:11] <tog> !bet 144 7
[22:11] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[22:11] <+not_sure> I was almost broke <_<
[22:11] <+not_sure> again
[22:11] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 1 red.
03[22:12] * tog is now known as togdor
[22:12] <togdor> lets go big
[22:12] <togdor> !roulette
[22:12] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[22:12] <togdor> !bet 200 7
[22:12] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[22:12] <+not_sure> *drumroll*
01[22:12] <+Patrick_Bateman> !bet 0 25
[22:12] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[22:13] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 25 red.
[22:13] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a big winner! The housebot pays Patrick_Bateman 0 points!
01[22:13] <+Patrick_Bateman> !!!!
[22:13] <+not_sure> whaaaaaat
[22:13] <+not_sure> seriously... does that always work?
[22:13] <@Fernin> lol
01[22:13] <+Patrick_Bateman> I'm seriously laughing really hard, right now
[22:14] <+not_sure> that's worked like 3/3 times
[22:14] <+not_sure> !roulette
[22:14] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
[22:14] <+not_sure> !bet 0 7
[22:14] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
01[22:14] <+Patrick_Bateman> !bet 0 13
[22:14] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
03[22:14] * togdor is now known as SpaceDolphin
[22:14] <SpaceDolphin> !rank Thatotherguy
[22:14] <@Lexiabot9000> 5,00 Thatotherguy 05has 66 5points.
03[22:14] * SpaceDolphin is now known as Thatotherguy
[22:15] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 13 black.
[22:15] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We have a big winner! The housebot pays Patrick_Bateman 0 points!
[22:15] <@Fernin> o.O
[22:15] <+not_sure> devil
01[22:15] <+Patrick_Bateman> ...
[22:15] <+not_sure> do it again
01[22:15] <+Patrick_Bateman> !roulette
[22:15] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Let's play roulette! The wheel is spinning, you have 60 seconds to place your bets with !bet.
01[22:15] <+Patrick_Bateman> !bet 0 4
[22:15] <Thatotherguy> k, please just do 0 on 7
[22:15] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[22:15] <Thatotherguy> or not
[22:15] <+not_sure> !bet 1 4
[22:15] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[22:15] <Thatotherguy> !bet 66 4
[22:15] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[22:15] <+not_sure> Smile

01[22:16] <+Patrick_Bateman> It's not gonna work, now
01[22:16] <+Patrick_Bateman> You guys jinxed it
[22:16] <+not_sure> maybe
01[22:16] <+Patrick_Bateman> !bet 0 9
[22:16] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Bet accepted.
[22:16] <+not_sure> no!
[22:16] <@Fernin> I dunno, both times Ghandi did it, other people had made bets
[22:16] <Thatotherguy> dick
[22:16] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Time's up, no more bets. The winning number is 36 red.
01[22:16] <+Patrick_Bateman> Ooh, damn
[22:16] <Thatotherguy> buh?
[22:16] <+not_sure> that's the weirdest thing ever
01[22:16] <+Patrick_Bateman> !calc 9*4
[22:16] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Patrick_Bateman, result is: 36
01[22:16] <+Patrick_Bateman> :O
[22:16] <Thatotherguy> wow
[22:16] <@Fernin> lol
[22:16] <Thatotherguy> jerk