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Cpt. Fantastic
Title: El Capitan
Joined: May 29 2008
Location: The Great Northwest
Posts: 196
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Catholic. Wait, what are we doing?
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-Mel Brooks
"I can wire anything directly into anything! I'm the Professor!"
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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I'm surprised no one mentioned their Chinese Zodiac sign(s).
Western Zodiac: Sagittarius (and to drive the horse aspect home, my birthday is the Holy Day of Epona, Celtic Mother-Goddess of Horses)
Chinese Zodiac: Yang Metal Monkey (Year), Water Rat (Month), Unknown (Hour)
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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I forgot about my Chinese sign. I'm a horse.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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I'm a scorpio
Scorpio Strength Keywords:
- Loyal
- Passionate
- Resourceful
- Observant
- Dynamic
Scorpio Weakness Keywords:
- Jealous
- Obsessive
- Suspicious
- Manipulative
- Unyielding
Scorpio in a Nutshell:
Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe.
and in case you where ever thinking of seducing me:
What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Man:
TheScorpio male is unlike any other man of any other astrology sign. He is so unique that a seperate section is needed to explain about dating theScorpio man. Unlike most other zodiac signs, what it's like to date a Scorpio woman is very similar to dating a Scorpio man. The main difference is that instead of presenting a powerful feminine force like the woman, the Scorpio man presents a strong masculine, sexual force. The Scorpio man is easy to seduce and take home for the night, it is much harder to form a real relationship with him. The Scorpio man is very sensitive and feels lonely and unfulfilled, but he will never let a woman know this. Behind closed doors, be sensitive and affectionate to him appeal to his emotions only if you want a close relationship with him do not attempt to lead him on because he will see this and never forgive you. Toying with a Scorpio male is an unwise move. He will be jealous and possessive and will never allow a woman to control him. Let him take the lead because the Scorpio male is truly a fascinating person, you can never go wrong when he is planning the night! Scorpio men are very moody and their moods change like a pendulum on a clock. Stand by his side in these times and it will pass. Do not nag on him for he has a hard enough time understanding his own emotions. Scorpio men make excellent protectors and you will always feel safe under his radiating, passionate and energetic power.
How to Attract Scorpio:
Never be fake with a Scorpio, they can see it a mile away. Be genuine with your comments and listen to them attentively, (they always have something interesting to say so this is never a problem!) Do not try to hide things from them or tease them, they always have to know what is going on. Remember, they are the only ones that are allowed to tease and present the mystery and intrigue! They like frankness and honesty, speak your mind they will respect that. Scorpios are interested in almost all activities, so finding something to do should never be a problem. They are unpredictable and could change course of the date mid-way though so take these last minute changes with a smile and try something different. They like people who are not afraid to ditch a plan and try another. In conversation, do not tell them that their opinions are wrong or shoot them down, they are too proud for this and even if it is a joke, they might not take it with the humor that you meant. Never try to control them but do not be the damsel in distress either, they like strong, real people with driving ambitious personality like theirs.
Scorpio Erogenous Zone:
The genitals are everybody's erogenous zone but since the Scorpio is the most sexually charged of all zodiac signs, the genitals are extremely sensitive and will ignite a passionate fire that cannot be extinguished. Stroke and caress these areas lightly. There is no wrong way to stimulate this area, but be gentle.
Sex With Scorpio:
Sex with Scorpio is a total emotional and physical experience with passion and intensity. They have amazing stamina and can last all night long, round after round. Scorpio is the zodiac sign that is the most likely to act out a sexual fantasy. Most people will talk about it but the Scorpio will do it, they will fully throw themselves into the role. Do not suggest a fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it! Most Scorpios are direct and forceful and they seem to be an expert at what they do. They continue to seduce you even as the act continues. A thrilling experience not for the faint of heart!
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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I'm a Capricorn. The primary traits I take from it are bad knees, being a stubborn bastard, and being a cranky bastard. Also, I'm afraid to cross bridges that lead to deceptive meadows.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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I'm a Gemini, which means both of me can whoop everyone's ass.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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Psh, my Gemini will whoop YOUR ass and everyone else.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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I'm a Sagittarius, spelled W-H-O-C-A-R-E-S.
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PJX
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 408
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I'm an Aries an share a birthday with Vincent Van Gough, Eric Clapton and..........Celine Dion!
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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I'm Cancer. Not sure who I share a birthday with, but I was born the day Mel Blanc died.
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thomastrioxin
Title: the twenty dollar man
Joined: Jan 13 2010
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 85
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i'm a sagittarius. i share a birthday with spielburg, kiefer sutherland, and christina agulera
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| i'm a sagittarius. i share a birthday with spielburg, kiefer sutherland, and christina agulera |
Shit, we share a birthday man. http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=December_18
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Funny I missed this. I actually just recently started reading about the zodiac for fun. My sign is Virgo, but I have a Pisces rising sign, so I share some traits there.
Oh yeah, for all those interested it would be handy to have a natal chart. Make one here: http://alabe.com/freechart/
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