but im not drunk yet, just in a hurry since the nazis at work hate when you get online. thats right, they hate when you, syd, get online
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
Posted:
Jan 02 2010 12:33 pm
Fuckable female robots were not on the list.
What's the easiest way to self-induce a 10-year coma?
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
Posted:
Jan 02 2010 10:52 pm
I advise chloroform, and lots of it. Coupled with Nyquil and a glass bottle to the back of the head.
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
FNJ
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Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jan 03 2010 02:20 am
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Fuckable female robots were not on the list.
This also saddens me.
RegalSoul
Banned
Joined: Oct 09 2009
Posts: 51
Posted:
Jan 03 2010 12:04 pm
We have sex dolls that is so real. In Japan there is this line of all plastic dolls. When you poke em, they make that girly noise. Also in the world other japan there is plenty of moving dolls that are like robots. Then you could be like me and make one out of card board.
all of the crap on the list has been done already. I am looking foward to releasing my own works, and finally launching my own page.
Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
Posted:
Jan 04 2010 10:48 am
RegalSoul wrote:
We have sex dolls that is so real. In Japan there is this line of all plastic dolls. When you poke em, they make that girly noise. Also in the world other japan there is plenty of moving dolls that are like robots. Then you could be like me and make one out of card board.
all of the crap on the list has been done already. I am looking foward to releasing my own works, and finally launching my own page.
Well I do have a real-life girlfriend, so I'm good in the "girlie noise" department. But a real GF has the drawback of having a soul, opinions and feelings. This is why a robot would be superior.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jan 04 2010 11:55 am
this topic is just FULL of great quotes for my sig.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
Posted:
Jan 04 2010 10:36 pm
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
RegalSoul wrote:
We have sex dolls that is so real. In Japan there is this line of all plastic dolls. When you poke em, they make that girly noise. Also in the world other japan there is plenty of moving dolls that are like robots. Then you could be like me and make one out of card board.
all of the crap on the list has been done already. I am looking foward to releasing my own works, and finally launching my own page.
Well I do have a real-life girlfriend, so I'm good in the "girlie noise" department. But a real GF has the drawback of having a soul, opinions and feelings. This is why a robot would be superior.
idk man, it would probably feel like fucking a concrete wall.
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
Posted:
Jan 04 2010 11:23 pm
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Well I do have a real-life girlfriend, so I'm good in the "girlie noise" department. But a real GF has the drawback of having a soul, opinions and feelings. This is why a robot would be superior.
Its easy to get a girlfriend even if your someone like former forum member MurdarMachene; who realized u just stop having to be a loser at some point and fucking try. It also mainly about having a personality and have some confidence.Thats pretty much it.
The following video shows his progress
Watch that video, mute it, and start playing "Two-Headed Boy" by Neutral Milk Hotel over it. It's oddly... atmospheric.
FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jan 04 2010 11:45 pm
can we talk more about fucking robots and cardboard cutouts, and less about dating tips?
Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
Posted:
Jan 05 2010 12:26 am
username wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
RegalSoul wrote:
We have sex dolls that is so real. In Japan there is this line of all plastic dolls. When you poke em, they make that girly noise. Also in the world other japan there is plenty of moving dolls that are like robots. Then you could be like me and make one out of card board.
all of the crap on the list has been done already. I am looking foward to releasing my own works, and finally launching my own page.
Well I do have a real-life girlfriend, so I'm good in the "girlie noise" department. But a real GF has the drawback of having a soul, opinions and feelings. This is why a robot would be superior.
idk man, it would probably feel like fucking a concrete wall.
Ideally the robots would be cybernetic organisms. Living tissue over a metal endo-vagina.
Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
Posted:
Jan 05 2010 12:29 am
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
username wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
RegalSoul wrote:
We have sex dolls that is so real. In Japan there is this line of all plastic dolls. When you poke em, they make that girly noise. Also in the world other japan there is plenty of moving dolls that are like robots. Then you could be like me and make one out of card board.
all of the crap on the list has been done already. I am looking foward to releasing my own works, and finally launching my own page.
Well I do have a real-life girlfriend, so I'm good in the "girlie noise" department. But a real GF has the drawback of having a soul, opinions and feelings. This is why a robot would be superior.
idk man, it would probably feel like fucking a concrete wall.
Ideally the robots would be cybernetic organisms. Living tissue over a metal endo-vagina.
