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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Snitches are bitches who end up in ditches.
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The Pale Rider
Joined: Jun 23 2009
Posts: 21
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Awesome.....
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none ov thy empty gods, shall ever stand above me
none ov thy weak brothers, shalt ever share my blood
my awareness, catalyst, ov godhate I have spawned
in sinister ecstasy eternally I'm decomposed |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I hope the parents found out, they should be aware of what path she may be trotting down.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Being that she's Asian, she could have been into A LOT dirtier shit than that.
(no racist)
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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My god.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't keep from laughing out loud the entire time I was reading that.
I know this has been exhaustively talked about already, but I personally think they're both at fault. And pretty fucking stupid if they took it to such lengths. You DON'T keep the beer in your room, you find a stash somewhere outside. Fucking simple as that. And you DON'T keep a list of your impending sexual encounters, you... well, you just don't fucking bother with that. THAT was ridiculous.
As for who's more to blame? Neither. Having beer was like the match that started the fire in the gasoline soaked straw that broke the camel's back, if you understand me. But making a list--you just have to step back and say 'What the fuck was she THINKING?!'
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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It's pretty obvious what she was thinking. 
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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^ Yeah, I have to give you that one.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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| You DON'T keep the beer in your room, you find a stash somewhere outside. Fucking simple as that. |
Huh? I kept alcohol in my room all the time. Were you one of those kids who always ducked into an alley to have a cigarette, too? I could keep liquor or beer or whatever in my room, because I could tuck it somewhere Mom wouldn't just stumble upon it unless she was digging around, and neither would my siblings. None of my siblings would rat me out for it anyway, because, well, they all had shit they didn't want people knowing about in their rooms, too  .
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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Dam That River
Title: This dude abides.
Joined: Aug 30 2008
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 27
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Pictured above: Butt-head, moments before seeing the list. A minute later, he went to find his friend Beavis, informing him that "this Katie chick puts out."
Also, I bet that Brett looks like a douche.
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Don't feed a rabbit Trix. It will harass kids for more. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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^ Lol.
@ Captain Pollution: In fact, I lived on a farm. With strict parents. What I did was grab a spare cooler, fill it with ice and drinks, and put it outside in the old tree house I played in when I was like... 6. It's old as shit, but it was a great meeting place when I wanted a few friends over for a drinking party. And it was far off in the woods, so my parents never did find out. As for smoking cigarettes? I just didn't bother with them. -shrugs-
Concerning not hiding it in my room? I had to share it with my brother. Two siblings in a three room house. I still remember waking up to snoring, and the almost uncontrollable urge to kill.
ALMOST uncontrollable.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| As for smoking cigarettes? I just didn't bother with them. . |
Well then obviously you just aren't cool.
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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Oh, I hope you die of lung cancer.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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I wonder if that was a FUCKING JOKE or not...
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Captain_Pollution wrote: |
| I wonder if that was a FUCKING JOKE or not... |
it sounded more like a cancer joke instead of a fucking joke
bada-bing
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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this gave me the lulz
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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Ok, I loled at it too. xD
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Boonjovi
Title: Electric Sex Pants
Joined: Dec 30 2009
Posts: 199
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T hat's just fucking win.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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I heart this thread like you heart cock.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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