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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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I wish I could congratulate that kid in person.
Sweet victory.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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That's what she gets for keeping a list.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Within the next two years, girls will be putting these lists on Facebook themselves and tagging them. Girls are dumb.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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lol
and girls wonder why i call them whores
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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I hate facebook tagging for this very type of reason.
I also love people who tag you in a photo that makes you look like shit when they already know its a bad photo of you.
Don't tag me in a photo unless its with someone famous or I am doing something that is FTW. Shit
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Saw this on gorillamask, posted it on Metal Sludge. Been there, done that, but it still rules.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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I chuckled heartily.
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
| I really like this person. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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You know this makes me wonder whether or not aika has a similar list with all of us floating around in her closet.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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That's fucking terrible JRA. I'm telling.
And Dodds, this is incredible. Fucking whore.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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I love the last comment: "I <3 Facebook like you <3 cock.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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ChiSoxFan
Title: Chicago Sports Fan
Joined: May 11 2009
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 184
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| You know this makes me wonder whether or not aika has a similar list with all of us floating around in her closet. |
LOL, yeah...one DOES wonder. I know she kept a list of guys who e-mailed her photos of their dicks (and there was a good number, about 5-6).
Speaking of, where's she been hiding out the last year or so? I think whoever cracked that joke about "aika plays Pearl Harbor and lets thousands of Japanese men invade her" really chased her away...but dammit, it was a hilarious joke.
Ahh, memories.
Back on topic, this guy wins. Shocking that the women are all up in arms about it, though...but really, who keeps a goddam LIST of people you want to fool around with, and what acts you'd perform on each guy? That just screams "slut".
All the little hearts and abbreviations make this even better. She obviously is not old enough to perform these acts, judging by the manner this list is written.
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PSN & Xbox LIVE gamertag - ChiSoxFan913
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
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Why make the list at all. Is she too stupid to remember the dicks she sucked.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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| I love the last comment: "I <3 Facebook like you <3 cock. |
This. I woke up the whole house laughing when I saw that, and also apparently her brother telling one of the guys on the list he had a shot I think.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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| Ross Rifle wrote: |
| That's fucking terrible JRA. I'm telling. |
 I'd tell her, if I could ever find her on AIM
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I can just see this escalating in to some obnoxious cyber bullying scandal.
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Kable
Title: I'm a tumour
Joined: Dec 09 2009
Location: Argentina
Posts: 37
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holly shit... does anyone has her adress? I feel like graffitti some walls around...
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ToGdor wrote:
I love the last comment: "I <3 Facebook like you <3 cock. |
I almost pissed myself...
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life is a sucsecion of hang-overs...
== TU ENEMIGO ETERNO == |
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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 This about sums up my reaction.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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| Why make the list at all. Is she too stupid to remember the dicks she sucked. |
From the looks of the list, I think it's what she's aiming to do, not what she's done.
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
Posts: 467
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Funniest thing ever.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead
that comment is fucking awesomeness, plus the fact that a few of the people posting comments are on the list AND the fact that she has a deadline
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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Haha that's amazing. I liked Brittany's response, how wrong it was to post that. I bet she's a slut too.
Haha Rydog I just typed that quote out before realising you beat me to it, that's epic.
That's priceless, thanks for posting.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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Honestly, I wanna know why I can't know a girl who keeps a list like that.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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you probably do, but don't know about the list.
I like to just assume that all girls keep lists like these, and that they all want me because I'm hot and awesome.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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I simply don't know any girls.  Hell, I don't know many guys, either.
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