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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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Well! I survived an assassination attempt today!
I was at a gas station, buying Skittles and Mountain Dew. As the lady rang me up, a car flew through the wall behind me, stopping mere feet from where I was.
I, of course, tried to jump... and I banged my knee on the counter. Then I was hit by a shower of glass and metal.
Checked to make sure the guy was fine (he was) and called the police and all that.
I'd like to know which one of you it was who sent the assassin. And why, please.
My leg still hurts and I've got some bruises and some cuts on my leg. I need to know who to "repay" for this.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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It was me. I was sitting around the other day, thinking to myself "I think I'll kill a fellow Sydlexian."
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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| Eddie_Hyde wrote: |
| there are guns in the house and I wanna end up in jail. |
Watch out Lottel, I think it was Eddie. Look at this accurate quote I got from him.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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The car thing is so messy. I usually go for a quick garrote or something like that, so it wasn't me.
Although, the mental image of you diving right into the counter like an NPC straight out of GTA is hilarious.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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I think I know who it was, but I'm afraid that if I point you in the right direction I will be next.
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RainbowBrite
Joined: Nov 26 2009
Posts: 9
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It was me. I thought that as I'm new here I needed a way to get noticed.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Sorry, man. I called it off when I got your check, apparently someone didn't get the memo.
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| It was me. I thought that as I'm new here I needed a way to get noticed. |
An avatar might help. This one came up with a quick google search, but I think you can do better (I'd also flip it on the vertical axis).
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RainbowBrite
Joined: Nov 26 2009
Posts: 9
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Sorry, man. I called it off when I got your check, apparently someone didn't get the memo.
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| It was me. I thought that as I'm new here I needed a way to get noticed. |
An avatar might help. This one came up with a quick google search, but I think you can do better (I'd also flip it on the vertical axis). |
I thought murder might get me noticed a little more than an avatar. I have an avatar pic I use on other sites, I'll just dig that up.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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My assassinations usually utilize poisoned umbrellas, so count me out.
On an unrelated note, pay no attention to the man behind you who has an umbrella.....even though it's sunny.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Who are you, the Penguin?
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Wasn't me... I do my own killing as I'm sure you all remember from my Ninja Video...
Whenever I'm at work I always have the fear that a car is going to jump the curb and land inside the booth I'm working in.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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If it were me...you would be dead.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Lottel, come with me if you want to live.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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| Lottel, come with me if you want to live. |
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find him. That's what he does. That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down his throat and pull his fucking heart out!!!
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Whoa.... Meatwad flashback...
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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| Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| Lottel, come with me if you want to live. |
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find him. That's what he does. That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down his throat and pull his fucking heart out!!! |
D: WHAT?!
Oh god! NO WHERE IS SAFE.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Wow, lottel are you serious?
And it was Jeebus BTW, he got sick of you succeding on the forums
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Here's hoping you succeed Hacker 
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| Here's hoping you succeed Hacker |
But why would Jeebus want to kill me. He loves me
...you know, in the way that a father loves a son
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Yea like Abraham and Isacc, except this time GOD's will, will not get in the way. 
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| Yea like Abraham and Isacc, except this time GOD's will, will not get in the way. |
Going Biblical... but it doesn't apply to hacker sometimes so....
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