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Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Be honest some of you bastards are single and well if you are you may venture to a dating site. And as far as those go Okc is actually pretty nice, it doesn't kill you will stupid charges for not joining the premium content and the quizzes alone are worth joining.
http://www.okcupid.com

Posted: Dec 04 2009 07:17 am

Craigslist is pretty awesome if you're looking fat girls with long, unrealistic wish lists of the traits you should have if you want to date them, because their equally fat and equally delusional friends constantly reinforce their beliefs that they are prime catches and don't have to settle for picking at the pretty girls' leftovers.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Syd, your offending the Fat Chick Thrilla.

Also, lets do some comparing here. What do you think is too overweight?

I'll start: I am 170 pounds, therefore I would say anyone within 20-30 pounds heavier than me is just fine. When they start reaching like..220-230 area, I get scared. See, I couldn't date someone overly obsessed with weight either. If I dated a girl that was 120 and constantly dieting and looking at herself in the mirror, it most likely just wouldn't work.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

I'm sorry did I someone offend you syd in linking this site?

Posted: Dec 04 2009 06:21 pm

No, I have problem with the thread. But I read Craiglist personals from time to time, and they're fucking awful, at least in Massachusetts. They come off as bitches. It's all "I'm a BBW and you better love me as I am, but you better conform to this list of 50 things that I want in a boyfriend, or fuck off." They come off as needy, self-important, and pathetic. Sorry, but if I'm gonna date a bitch, she's gotta be smoking hot. Looks aren't everything, but the way these girls write their personals, their personalities suck too. So they can go to hell.

Posted: Dec 04 2009 06:45 pm

Reminds me of that one list somebody posted that a couple of his female coworkers made about the perfect guy.

Posted: Dec 04 2009 07:29 pm

craigslist is great if you wanna get 'massages' with a happy ending.

its also great if you are an asshole and like toying w/these whores and sending them to the wrong places. good times

Posted: Dec 04 2009 08:16 pm

My friend did eHarmony and met his current girlfriend through that. Yeah, you have to pay for it, but I guess their test that evaluates 20+ levels of compatibility actually works really well and helps you find a quality match.

Posted: Dec 04 2009 08:18 pm

I met my girlfriend by going outside.

Posted: Dec 04 2009 08:22 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

I met my girlfriend by going outside.

Outside? That place sucks. They don't have Nintendo, they don't have Genesis. They got fucking nothing! Outside can suck it.

Posted: Dec 04 2009 10:18 pm

I met mine in high school, then got interested three years later...

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Syd Lexia wrote:

No, I have problem with the thread. But I read Craiglist personals from time to time, and they're fucking awful, at least in Massachusetts.

Ah ok, yeah criagslist is the same here. And okc isn't bad I have made some nice friends there. And you don't have to pay for the right to send people messages.

Posted: Dec 04 2009 11:46 pm

There are scammy sites too, where they send you fake messages to get you to become a premium member, and then you find out all your messages were from robots.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

This one seems on the level

Posted: Dec 05 2009 02:17 am

Problems I have with craigslist:

Decent for bands

Utter shit for girls. I've sent a few emails, and the just fucking refuse to respond. Not even, "hey, sorry, not my type." Nothing.

Fuck you, lady.

Posted: Dec 05 2009 11:59 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I met my girlfriend by going outside.

Outside? That place sucks. They don't have Nintendo, they don't have Genesis. They got fucking nothing! Outside can suck it.

but the graphics are amazing. and the controls are great too

Posted: Dec 05 2009 12:05 pm

username wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I met my girlfriend by going outside.

Outside? That place sucks. They don't have Nintendo, they don't have Genesis. They got fucking nothing! Outside can suck it.

but the graphics are amazing. and the controls are great too

Yeah the controls are great, unless someone shoots you in the knee cap, you can't reset that bitch.

Posted: Dec 05 2009 01:49 pm

Outside would be better if there was a God Mode cheat.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Than obviously you never tried PCP.

Posted: Dec 05 2009 02:09 pm

I stand corrected!

Posted: Dec 05 2009 02:10 pm

There's a cheat for real life, if you jump out of the shower and run out the door naked the level will not fully render due to you skipping the act of dressing, and be composed of neon green floating ones and zeros.

Posted: Dec 05 2009 02:27 pm

Blackout wrote:

There's a cheat for real life, if you jump out of the shower and run out the door naked the level will not fully render due to you skipping the act of dressing, and be composed of neon green floating ones and zeros.

classic debug code.

i tried the konami code, but i still only have one life... strangely i have been hearing more voices though.

Posted: Dec 05 2009 02:40 pm

Everyday I manage to unlock an alternate costume for myself. Yesterday I unlocked "Concert T-Shirt" and today I'm playing in "Hoodie Mode".

Posted: Dec 05 2009 03:30 pm

You're lucky driver! I've been trying to unlock a new pair of jeans for a week now!

Posted: Dec 05 2009 04:31 pm

Ross Rifle wrote:

You're lucky driver! I've been trying to unlock a new pair of jeans for a week now!

Try hot coffee Ross. Or alcohol. Wine usually does the trick.