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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20091125/pl_politico/29896
If Obama were a professional wrestler, he'd be Hulk Hogan, because the man is such a huge mark for himself that it's sickening.
"This morning, the White House issued a statement saying Obama made pancakes for breakfast that were unprecedented in their deliciousness, followed by the president taking an unprecedent dump in a nearby toilet that required an unprecedented amount of toilet paper. Afterwards, the president played an unprecedented game of post-pooping Madden 2010, making him the first sitting president to do so."
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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I wonder what kind of toilet paper they keep in the White House.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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I would imagine that it's got to be pretty thick and absorbent stuff. You know why?
Because politicians = slimy assholes!
Bah-dum-bush!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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so, does obama:
front to back
or
back to front?
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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Better than mispronouncing "Nuclear" though.  Still annoying sine he says "unprecedented" so much. I guess every president has something they say a lot though.
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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I'm probably the only person who absofuckinglutely hates Obama, but this is a silly thread.
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sidewaydriver
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Joined: May 11 2008
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If you think thats repetitive, wait till he starts screaming sieg heil.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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| If you think thats repetitive, wait till he starts screaming sieg heil. |
He doesn't really fit the bill of what they're looking for
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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If this were a hacker thread, it'd have been shitcanned by now.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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| aeonic wrote: |
I would imagine that it's got to be pretty thick and absorbent stuff. You know why?
Because politicians = slimy assholes!
Bah-dum-bush! |
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