To be fair though, at the very least he doesn't have to worry about tricky things like infidelity.

Or consent.

Whether or not he suffers injuries from the vaccuum cleaner head that he attaches with a decent amount of electrical tape to the underside of the DS, though, that's still a matter of speculation. The upside to all of this? For one thing, he's not one of those assgoblins who's doing something like being a pedophile or committing bestiality; we don't have to worry about whether or not the DS wants it, because frankly, it's just an object, so there's not going to be some hideously traumatized child or sheep out there because he can't develop an actual social life or charisma. The second point, he's removing obviously inferior genetic material from the global pool. I, personally, think that's great. We could use some more of that.

Wow. Just wow.

That is pretty depressing, frankly. I mean, still, better than kiddie buggery or sheep shagging, but man... that's kind of crazy, right there.

Also, I had a bunch of different joke-seeds about artificial insemination or something like that, but taking into consideration how happy he really seems, I'm thinking it's too mean spirited, even for me. And that's saying something, considering I made a David Carradine joke like two days after the fact.