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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Nov 20 2009 09:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well Spra it's kind of like if you had a roommate who always walks around naked, at first it's annoying but you get used to it. Though after you are used to it, people start wearing naked roomate t-shirts and myspace has big naked roommate banners, and there are commercials for everything that feature your naked roommate. When that happens you realise how annoying it is again and your anger is doubled.

Also, good job marvel


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 12:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

Very, very good article on Twilight series from Bob Chipman (aka MovieBob) who, between this and his last Game Overthinker video has pretty much become my new internet hero:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/moviebob/6797-Twilight-of-the-She-Geeks

While this doesn't excuse the horror that is Twilight, he explains the phenomenon in a very understandable way, and I found myself quite sympathizing. Makes a lot more sense now. And makes me hate that bitch Stephanie Myers even more. I didn't even know that was possible.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 01:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
Makes sense to me. I'm sure there's a lot of dillusional fat teenage girls that swoon over it. Case in point:
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I would fuck every one of those girls.


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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 01:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

even the one with the things in her mouth


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 01:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

probably.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 03:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

They're french fries.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 03:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

I thought we had already concluded that they were chicken fries on the previous page.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 03:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

They can be chicken fries if you want them to be but the one in her hand is definately a french fry.


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kenthegod
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 03:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

They look 'shopped.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 03:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

I can understand the Burger King Tie in, but what about the Volvo XC60 tie in?

http://www.volvocars.com/newmoon/Pages/default.aspx

Do they think tweenage girls can afford a car that costs $31,000 - $36,000?
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 07:31 am Reply with quote Back to top

kenthegod wrote:
They look 'shopped.


Now that you mention it...yes they do. The girl holding the ice cream also has a weird grip on it.

And I'm sure it's been shown before but...

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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 08:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

Geeze you guys, I made that picture in paint. I guess it's a testament to my skills though if some of you thought it was real Cool


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 08:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 01:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Optimist With Doubts wrote:
Well Spra it's kind of like if you had a roommate who always walks around naked, at first it's annoying but you get used to it. Though after you are used to it, people start wearing naked roomate t-shirts and myspace has big naked roommate banners, and there are commercials for everything that feature your naked roommate. When that happens you realise how annoying it is again and your anger is doubled.

best analogy ever.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 01:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Stop being such prudes, I'd take a big girl out for chicken fries any day.



 
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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 02:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Stop being such prudes, I'd take a big girl out for chicken fries any day.


If she's a big girl, I hope you're not payin'...just sayin'
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 02:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Stop being such prudes, I'd take a big girl out for chicken fries any day.


If she's a big girl, I hope you're not payin'...just sayin'

exactly. only if she is paying. and getting me drunk. and driving me around.

basically, she has to put forth most of the effort


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Deadmau_5pra
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 02:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
Well Spra it's kind of like if you had a roommate who always walks around naked, at first it's annoying but you get used to it. Though after you are used to it, people start wearing naked roomate t-shirts and myspace has big naked roommate banners, and there are commercials for everything that feature your naked roommate. When that happens you realise how annoying it is again and your anger is doubled.

best analogy ever.


I couldn't help but crack a smile it was pretty cool.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 03:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
Doddsino wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Stop being such prudes, I'd take a big girl out for chicken fries any day.


If she's a big girl, I hope you're not payin'...just sayin'

exactly. only if she is paying. and getting me drunk. and driving me around.

basically, she has to put forth most of the effort


Which is exactly what the lesser attractive person in the relationship should do.

Which is why I refuse to date a girl who is an absolute knock out. I might bang her, but I've got the whole jealousy shit and 9 times out of 10, the bitch is a child deep down and when she doesn't get her way, she'll do anything to hurt you.

Now while I probably wouldn't date a fat girl, you can be assured that they'll be commited, since they are so self consious. The only way they would cheat is if you didn't pay any attention to them at all, although that's just plain stupid on your end, especially if she's paying for shit, milk that for as long as you can. The only downfall is she might finish your food without even noticing.
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 06:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Nov 21 2009 11:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

fat girls are awesome, guys. I'd fuck any fat girl here if she asked.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Nov 22 2009 12:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

So...no preference at all? I don't mind 20 to 25 lbs overweight, but if she's like 200 lbs...uhhhh...hell no.

Also, why we're still discussing this in the New Moon thread...I'll never know
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Nov 22 2009 01:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's a better topic than New Moon.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Nov 22 2009 01:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

Some women are like moons

They're large, have gravitational pull and might be made of cheese.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Nov 22 2009 03:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
So...no preference at all? I don't mind 20 to 25 lbs overweight, but if she's like 200 lbs...uhhhh...hell no.

Blame it on the blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol No... just no. Embarrassed



 
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