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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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The DOA female characters, minus clothing.
Their final smash will be the opponent fucking them doggystyle, and they cum so hard they fly off the screen at 1000 miles an hour. It's like the Triforce slash, but with poon.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
Posts: 562
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7: Simon Belmont- Oh come on already nindento, we've wanted good old simon since day 1. Can we have hime now? Please? I'll actually buy mario party this time, I swear!
6: Mega man- The reason he doesn't rank higher is because, well, I'm afraid they'll make hime a Samus clone. For those who don't believe it will happen, I want to remind you of something. Falcon and Ganondorf.
5: REAL Ganondorf- who else is tired of the Bald bull version of Ganon?
4: Vatti- This has less to do with me liking him as it does with me wanting another punching bag aside from jigglypuff.
3:Cyan or Edgar- Nintendo, please stop playing hard to get and get these two gems of the FF universe, or if not them, anyone but Cloud. Nothing against him, but I'm sick of that primadonna hogging the spotlight.
2: Feraligatr- If your gonna add more pokemon each game, add a cool one at least. And he could be the unholy combination of Wario (biting), squritle (without the sucky water gun), and charzard.
1: Kefka- Because smash brothers needs a real psychopath that we all would want to play as. For him, think zelda on a roids, acid, and crack cocktail.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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7. REAL Wario - Fuck this Wario Ware loser in Brawl who looks like he must have shit his pants when he walks. Give us the lovable anti-hero from Wario Land/Wario World instead of Farty McStupid.
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WELL, SYD.
It's already there. Change Wario's costume.
Seriously. He has like 8 costumes.
And he has the classic Wario costume built in.
Or did this not count for some reason?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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i think he's talking about the animations and 'feel' of wario. i think he walks around all jerky-like. kind of like a weird game & watch.
and i dont think jiggly was that much of a punching bag. at least in melee he wasnt. his up + b move was nerfed a bit in brawl, but you can still be pretty decent w/him.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Changing Wario's costume doesn't make him REAL WARIO. He needs a completely new moveset and Final Smash. Username is correct.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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1.) Birdo
2.) Boshi
3.) Kamek
4.) Mallow
5.) Geno
6.) Wart
7.) Mike (From Battle Clash and Metal Kombat)
8.) Lip (From Panel de Pon)
9.) Knuckles
10.) Tails
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Ever since I saw this pic of Mike from StarTropics, I've wanted him in the next Smash Bros.:
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Arf
Joined: Sep 08 2009
Posts: 80
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Charles Barkley Final Smsh: Dual B-Ball Chaos Dunk.
Holy
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SHIT
Also, you know what'd be pretty awesome?
A game engine like MUGEN, but for smash bros. I bet my ASS somebody has already done that with MUGEN, but I mean an engine entirely targeted at the smash bros core mechanics.
Anybody else think Ristar would be interesting to use? Final Smash could be a giant handle appears in the center of the stage and Ristar begins to rotate at fast speeds, damaging anything in his direct path (the arms don't hurt, his body does).
You control the radius of the circle and such, then you can release and control ristar like supersonic. I'd actually like to see that.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Ristar sucks.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Sexton Hardcastle
Title: The Supreme Element
Joined: Apr 01 2006
Location: Maine
Posts: 514
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Ristar kicks ass! And that is a great idea Arf! If only I had thought of that....Your idea for his Final Smash is pretty damn good though.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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| Arf wrote: |
Also, you know what'd be pretty awesome?
A game engine like MUGEN, but for smash bros. I bet my ASS somebody has already done that with MUGEN, but I mean an engine entirely targeted at the smash bros core mechanics.
Anybody else think Ristar would be interesting to use? Final Smash could be a giant handle appears in the center of the stage and Ristar begins to rotate at fast speeds, damaging anything in his direct path (the arms don't hurt, his body does).
You control the radius of the circle and such, then you can release and control ristar like supersonic. I'd actually like to see that. |
There is a mod/hack for Brawl called Brawl Plus. It is a custom channel you run off a modded Wii. It is a patch that alters Brawl allowing for level changes, move changes, and ostensibly, entirely new characters.
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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1. Dash Rendar. I've spent my entire post-1996 video game career wishing for a sequel to Shadows of the Empire, so the least Nintendo could do is make Dash playable.
2. Ridley. That way, Nintendo could change his costume, make him slightly slower, rename him Meta-Ridley, and call him an unlockable character. I love it when they do that.
3. Crono, Frog, or Magus. I feel that this needs no explanation.
4. Hammer Bros. That would just be incredible. I couldn't see a Goomba or Koopa Troopa having a legitimate move-set, but those hammers are just begging to get used.
5. Marina Lightyears. Mischief Makers was an incredible game and vastly underrated. I would love to see people start talking about that game again.
6. Geno. How I miss him.
7. Goron Link. Fuck Toon Link and Kid Link. If you're going to use the same character twice, at least be interesting about it.
8. The tetris piece that has all four blocks in a straight line. Those pieces kick so much ass.
9. Drizzt Do'Urden. You know what Smash Brothers needs more of? Scimitars.
10. The dog from Duck Hunt. I want to hurt him. I want to hurt him so badly.
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Arf
Joined: Sep 08 2009
Posts: 80
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| There is a mod/hack for Brawl called Brawl Plus. It is a custom channel you run off a modded Wii. It is a patch that alters Brawl allowing for level changes, move changes, and ostensibly, entirely new characters. |
All I've seen in youtube is Longchu (moveset swaps with hilarious results) or shitty texture hacks.
You know what'd be fucking awesome, but isn't a character?
A tetris stage.
Pieces are falling while you fight, if one of them fall on you, + 20% damage.
After a while, instead of just one piece on screen, you start to see multiple pieces at the same time falling, to make for more interesting stuff.
OPTIONAL- If you stand on a line that is being cleared, you are hit for VARIABLE LOL% damage-OPTIONAL
I mean, christ, jumping from piece to piece, while fighting, avoiding getting crushed, that shit would be golden.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Goemon and a Boy and his Blob. Imagine it, jellybean attacks.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I have a theory that eventually smash bros won't be a Nintendo only thing, and it will eventually evolve to be all about the guest characters, almost like a marketing thing. where the big excitement will be seeing who got cut from the roster and what new characters made it.eventually it won't even be just videogame characters. the type of game where we could see simon belmont fight naruto.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Charles Barkley Final Smsh: Dual B-Ball Chaos Dunk.
Holy
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OHMYGOD!
forget everything I just posted. THIS is my only request for brawl.
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NERO
Title: Mark Hamill
Joined: Apr 28 2008
Location: Chilliwack
Posts: 176
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Ever since I saw this pic of Mike from StarTropics, I've wanted him in the next Smash Bros.:
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THIS THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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I still think Mike from Battle Clash and Metal Kombat would fit in the Smash Bros. games really well. Here's an official picture of him:
Just add a Super Scope to him and, PRESTO! Smash Bros. gold!
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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You know what'd be fucking awesome, but isn't a character?
A tetris stage.
Pieces are falling while you fight, if one of them fall on you, + 20% damage.
After a while, instead of just one piece on screen, you start to see multiple pieces at the same time falling, to make for more interesting stuff.
OPTIONAL- If you stand on a line that is being cleared, you are hit for VARIABLE LOL% damage-OPTIONAL
I mean, christ, jumping from piece to piece, while fighting, avoiding getting crushed, that shit would be golden. |
I had wanted a similar thing. Since Dr. Mario was in Melee, I had hoped he'd return in Brawl and get his own stage. That was more or less my idea for the Dr. Mario stage, only it would be pills falling, and the platforms you stood on would be comprised of viruses.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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I liked Dr. Mario as well. Even though he was a Mario clone, I figured they'd do the same thing with him as they did with Wario; allow for Dr. Mario to be an alternate costume for Mario. Perhaps even a Paper Mario alternate costume.
Of course if we went down that path, I would want to have Mr. L.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Well, now Dr. Mario would be a welcome clone since, since regular Mario has FLUDD.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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Dr. Mario > Mario
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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Hey - if we get Paper Mario, I want 8-bit Mario too. No cheap shit, just you and your mushrooms and fire flowers.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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I think they should add Haggar from Final Fight. I like a guy who solves every problem with violence. He's been gone too long.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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