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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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http://www.gunaxin.com/eight-wrestlers-and-their-real-names/24942
I read this under the pretense of "no wonder these guys were on steroids, they all had pussy names" but the only names I found questionable were Shawn Michaels and Randy Savage.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I know, he just selected big names from the golden age and made fun of them for not being max powers or some shit.
In fact, Roderick George Toombs/ Rowdy Roddy Piper could just as easily had been Roderick Tombstone or something like that. I like him even more. And Gorilla Monsoon's real name would have been just fine and dandy had he been a evil Italian or some such.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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Nope lol, HBK is really Michael Shawn Hickenbottom. Better yet, his dad was a full bird in the Air Force...Colonel Hickenbottom. Try saying that to a superior officer with a straight face!
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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There are sites out there with every wrestler's real name. I suppose this interesting if you know absolutely nothing about wrestling. Otherwise, meh. It's like a half-assed Cracked article. Hell, it was probably submitted to Cracked and rejected. These are 8 of the most popular wrestlers of all-time. Anyone who gives a shit about wrestling already knows this shit. If you Google "how to write like a complete fucking hack", this article should be the #1 result. Sadly, it isn't.
Also, why the fuck is Mick Foley on there? Mick Foley is his real name. Mick is an acceptable shortening of Michael, though it's far more popular in the UK than in America. What other mindblowing relevations does gunaxin.com have for us? Are they going to let us know that Tom Hanks real name is THOMAS Hanks and Jack Nicholson's real name is JOHN Nicholson?
MAJOR FUCKING SPOILER: Vince McMahon's real first name is VINCENT. OMG!
This article should be called I CAN HAZ WIKIPEDIA, AND I CAN HAZ PARAPHRASE.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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Well did you know Sycho Sid's first name isn't Sycho? It's Sid!!!!!! 
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Apologies for the bump, but after reading about wrestlers real names, I only now have discovered that Dolph Ziggler is a former Spirit Squad member.
Man, I miss those guys.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
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He was also Kerwin White's caddie.
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Doddsino
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Also for anyone who lived under a rock during the 80's, The Genius and Macho Man Randy Savage are real life brothers.
Honky Tonk Man and Jerry the King Lawler are cousins.
You'd also be amazed at how many people are childhood friends and ended up becoming wrestlers together.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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About a million people are Harts or were trained by them.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
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| About a million people are Harts or were trained by them. |
Or are brothers-in-law.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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FUN FACT:
In 10 more years, every new wrestler will either be from the Hart bloodline or Samoan. Or both.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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FUN FACT:
In 10 more years....Aurora Rose Levesque
Your New Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion
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Syd Lexia
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| Doddsino wrote: |
FUN FACT:
In 10 more years....Aurora Rose Levesque
Your New Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion |
If Mae Young is still alive, she's going to wrestle her.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Fun Fact: In 10 more years....
HOLY FUCK!!!!!
Then 10 years later....
Makes the dastardly heel turn along with Matt Morgan and Sheik Abdul Bashir to form the "Turd World Odor"
Then 10 years later....
After sacrificing himself while fighting Balrog, he returns as Lashalf the White
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Knyte
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I thought last one was Lashly trying to reserect the Mordecai gimmick.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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That made my night Dodd.
Me too Knyte, me too.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
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"I will return!"
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