Just remember, a vote for Sock is a vote against sandals. You wouldn't want to give up your sandals, would you?

I wasn't trying to make you laugh. I clearly can't get your vote, it's everyone else's I'm after. And name calling, Sock? Aren't we past calling each other "dink"?

The only times I want to see the word "dink" on this forum are if they're followed by the words "Hello, Douglas!" or "very expensive".

At least I'm being honest with the good Sydlexians, Sock. "Remember, Sock would vote for you"? That is clearly a lie as each battle means you must vote against someone, which means that statement is only true 50% of the time. And thanks to the 3 way dance between Rycona, Tebor, and DarkMaze in which that statement was a lie to not one but two of the competitors, that means you're lying more than half the time.

I may not agree with everyone on the board all the time, but at least I'm honest with them. So what do you choose? The evil you know, or the evil that you don't know because it lies more than half the time?

#edit: and Tebor's previous post is a perfect example of Sock's lies. Sure he vote for Tebor once, but where was his vote when Tebor needed it most of all?

A vote for Jeebus is a vote for truth, justice, and the American way. (Don't worry Valdronius, Tish, and possibly others; I may not stand for the Canadian way, but I acknowledge your right to have your own way, your own individuality)

Tishwitch wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote: Just remember, a vote for Sock is a vote against sandals. You wouldn't want to give up your sandals, would you? OMG! you said the magic words! SANDALS!!! I could not live without my FILA flip flops! Really I couldn't... the best $40 ever spent! ---> Though I do have a friend who wears sandals with songs, but it's really bad...

Sandals with songs? Not only do I not stand for the Canadian way, clearly I have no idea how the fuck you guys operate up there. Regardless, I want to bridge the gap of intolerance between nations. A forum divided against itself cannot stand.

I care about all Sydlexians, Tebor. And Valdronius is right. Perhaps I was hasty in specifying that the ONLY times I should hear dink was followed by Doug quotes; I was merely trying to get this debate away from juvenille personal attacks like my childish opponent, and back to the matter at hand: pretentiously worded nonsense.

Whoa, back up. I don't want to be Canadian any more than you do. I'm just saying that I don't want my patriotism to offend our neighbours to the north. Afterall, Canada has lots to offer us that we should be thankful for. Acutally, it's pretty much all just wrestlers and comedians, but there's a lot of t hem anyway!

If it will get your vote however, Tebor, then sure. I'll drop my inside contact an e-mail and see if I can get you on the show. It's almost definately a yes, but I won't know the answer for sure until 12:01 PST tomorrow. May as well vote for me anyway, just to be safe. I'd hate for your lack of trust in me to screw you out of your big break.

Well it's time for me to get about 6 hours of sleep before I go to work. I wanted to leave you with something awesome, but it's 4:10 in the morning here, so I'll just leave you all with a good night, or if you've already slept before reading this than good morning.

Unlike Sock, Jeebus is never too busy to exchange pleasantries. You wouldn't vote for an unpleasant candidate, would you?