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Posted: Oct 23 2009 12:36 pm

What a great way to end up with a psycho, sure thing she's obsessed with you, and the first time you take three dumps a day instead of the usual two, she'll suspect something is up, and being that this person is already a psycho it wont be too long before they want your ass dead...because they're crazy, there are only 3 ways for it to end, something overt, like a knife sticking out of your chest, something covert, such as a delicious soup with arsenic to taste, or just plain psycho, like wearing your skin.

Posted: Oct 23 2009 12:44 pm

TheThunderThief wrote:

What a great way to end up with a psycho, sure thing she's obsessed with you, and the first time you take three dumps a day instead of the usual two, she'll suspect something is up, and being that this person is already a psycho it wont be too long before they want your ass dead...because they're crazy, there are only 3 ways for it to end, something overt, like a knife sticking out of your chest, something covert, such as a delicious soup with arsenic to taste, or just plain psycho, like wearing your skin.

See? This guy knows exactly how this works.

Posted: Oct 23 2009 12:50 pm

Skin is overrated.

Banned Joined: Oct 09 2009 Posts: 51

Well here is some things to do.

0. Remember, there is people who is not to, freindly about drugs. This person might be one of those people. You can try to write them back. Maybe they feel you smoking a stogey is wrong. Then it might be a pun for something else you are smoking.

A. I highly suggest you install cameras in your truck. Like a small hidden one, in the front, and towards the side. Maybe like those new ones you see in offices. They got one looking at all the secretaries, peeking threw the tiny hole in the wall. With todays, small computers you could install a camera, and power it with your lighter.

1. Put the not in a plastic bag. The note might have finger prints ( aside your own ). Then when your ready. Go to the cops, with the note. Make sure to ask

A. Could you get finger prints from this note?

B. Will you arest me for had using a stogey???

2. LOOK. Look at the hand writing. Remember, differnt hand writings, means differnt things. Most people writing is leaned to the left. While some peoples hand writing is leaned to the right. It is part of personalities. I was told peoples hand writing that leans to left, means they are not a good person.
While I disbelieve all of that, you should look into it.

3. The note clearly states the person, who wrote the letter. "Mr. Guy that wears black and works at the callcente" so you might want to question this person. Maybe it was another person in the area......a complement from a guy Rolling Eyes

Posted: Oct 23 2009 04:32 pm

Posted: Oct 24 2009 02:04 am

Black Zarak wrote:

Now whenever you go outside for a smoke, just bug your eyes out and stare constantly at everything and mutter under your breath. That'll keep em' away.

Should I use this in conjunction with the wang flashing method advocated by Slayer1? Confused

username wrote:

Blackout wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

Getting secret notes is cool, especially if they're good ones like this. But what if you got a note that wasn't so great? What if it warned you about something evil? What would you do?

Give me some hypotheticals and I'll let you know.

how about if it said 'beware the ides of march'?

or, 'the german says to wait here'

or up up down down left right lef right

Answer time! Razz

"beware the ides of march?"

Since I'm hardly Julius Caesar material I'd ignore this one, unless it happened to be in Morse code. Wink

"the german says to wait here"

I'd run like hell, I have no wish to be captured and sold in to slavery for a horrifying German fetish website. Shocked

"up up down down left right left right"

I'd try to preform it as a funny little dance, and then tear my shirt off grab a machine gun and take the fight to Red Falcon. Twisted Evil

Syd Lexia wrote:

Skin is overrated.

RegalSoul wrote:

Well here is some things to do.

0. Remember, there is people who is not to, freindly about drugs. This person might be one of those people. You can try to write them back. Maybe they feel you smoking a stogey is wrong. Then it might be a pun for something else you are smoking.

A. I highly suggest you install cameras in your truck. Like a small hidden one, in the front, and towards the side. Maybe like those new ones you see in offices. They got one looking at all the secretaries, peeking threw the tiny hole in the wall. With todays, small computers you could install a camera, and power it with your lighter.

1. Put the not in a plastic bag. The note might have finger prints ( aside your own ). Then when your ready. Go to the cops, with the note. Make sure to ask

A. Could you get finger prints from this note?

B. Will you arest me for had using a stogey???

2. LOOK. Look at the hand writing. Remember, differnt hand writings, means differnt things. Most people writing is leaned to the left. While some peoples hand writing is leaned to the right. It is part of personalities. I was told peoples hand writing that leans to left, means they are not a good person.
While I disbelieve all of that, you should look into it.

3. The note clearly states the person, who wrote the letter. "Mr. Guy that wears black and works at the callcente" so you might want to question this person. Maybe it was another person in the area......a complement from a guy Rolling Eyes

0. Despite Syd's best efforts to discredit me I assure you I am not smoking crack, but having broached the subject, are you smoking crack? Confused

A. Are you trying to tell me to install cameras in my truck, to spy on secretaries? Why would I want to power it with my lighter? I need that to smoke! Mad

1. Why can't I put the note in a plastic bag? Putting the not in the plastic bag sounds like a exercise in futility! Sad

A: So you want me to just barge in to the police station and demand access to their crime lab, in broken English no less? Rolling Eyes

B: Why the fuck would the police arrest me for smoking tobacco? Are you from Bhutan or something? Neutral

2: do you LOOK at what you type before you post it? You're not making any goddamn sense! Confused

3: Of course it was another person in the area! What, is it obvious day on camp stupid? How am supposed to question this person when I don't now who they are? Bleating and Babbling

Posted: Oct 24 2009 02:40 am

im guessing you are not a big Three Amigos fan