So I found this under the wiper blade of my truck last night when I got off work.
Since my camera phone is absolute shit here's what it says.
Mr. Guy that wears black and works at the callcenter - So, we see you occasionally outside smokin your stogey and we just wanted to say congratulations. We've noticed that you've lost some weight, and we just wanted you to know.
Sincerely, Anonymous Citizens.
*peace symbol & heart*
Now I've got three theories.
1. The ladies at the family shelter across the street have been not only watching me, but monitoring my weight loss. They even know what car is mine!
2. Someone from /b/ or hate is following me around again to fuck with me, possibly to steal parts off my truck again.
3. It's a sick joke from a demented co worker.
Deadmau_5pra
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 03:51 pm
1.Remain calm.
2.Save that note and date it (if you get more due the same; great evidence!)
3. If you feel you need to, then call the police.
4.If not, just carry any form of legal weaponry with you.
Regardless of intent, that would creep the everloving shit out of me too.
I say use both pieces of advice you've gotten. Keep the note and date it (although don't write on the actual note itself--put in it a dated bag or something) and accept the complement. Move on from there, and see if anything else comes of it. As of now my guess would be stupid coworker prank, but you never know, so a few basic precautions won't hurt.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Dr. Jeebus
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 04:13 pm
I say try to reverse stalk them. Figure out who they are, then leave a note under their wiper blade:
"Mrs. Girl That Like To Leave Notes Anonymously,
I see you occasionally stalking me and I wanted to say congratulations. I noticed that you want my dick, and I'd be happy to oblige.
Sincerely, Mr. Guy"
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus
sidewaydriver
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 05:03 pm
Who could be dangerous with handwritting like that? Find out who she is and nail her.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
Joined: Sep 13 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 427
Posted:
Oct 21 2009 05:32 pm
Leave another notice on your windsheild saying thanks or something, see if they take it.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Oct 21 2009 06:00 pm
So I'm either gonna get to tap some sweet musty homeless booty, or get raped by a neckbeard in a Guy Fox mask while my car gets stripped...
TheThunderThief
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 06:05 pm
I foresee a similar scenario to this in your future:
Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 06:12 pm
Blackout wrote:
So I'm either gonna get to tap some sweet musty homeless booty, or get raped buy a neckbeard in a Guy Fox mask while my car gets stripped.
Win-win!
scamrock
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 07:17 pm
Blackout wrote:
So I'm either gonna get to tap some sweet musty homeless booty, or get raped buy a neckbeard in a Guy Fox mask while my car gets stripped.
Either way, you have to play hard to get.
Berserk007
Title: Freelance Skull Grinder
Joined: Aug 21 2009
Posts: 293
Posted:
Oct 21 2009 07:21 pm
As cute as it appears, I would carry some form of protection just as a precaution, 99.9% of the time it's nothing, it's that .1% that fucks your day up. If it does turn out to be some fox don't spray her in the face with mace...unless she is holding a cleaver.
For my confession they burned me with fire and found I was for endurance made. - The Arabian Nights
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 08:11 pm
TheThunderThief wrote:
I foresee a similar scenario to this in your future:
Thanks for scaring the ever loving shit out of me...
Berserk007 wrote:
As cute as it appears, I would carry some form of protection just as a precaution, 99.9% of the time it's nothing, it's that .1% that fucks your day up. If it does turn out to be some fox don't spray her in the face with mace...unless she is holding a cleaver.
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 08:32 pm
To scare them off, every time you see some one walk by and look at you just flash your wang
Syd Lexia
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 08:32 pm
Getting secret notes is cool, especially if they're good ones like this. But what if you got a note that wasn't so great? What if it warned you about something evil? What would you do?
Just get fat again, appearently they didn't want to talk to you then.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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Location: That Rainy State
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Posted:
Oct 21 2009 09:51 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Getting secret notes is cool, especially if they're good ones like this. But what if you got a note that wasn't so great? What if it warned you about something evil? What would you do?
Give me some hypotheticals and I'll let you know.
sidewaydriver wrote:
Just get fat again, appearently they didn't want to talk to you then.
That's the funny thing, I didn't lose that much, maybe they're really just trying to mock me?
Going home soon, I'll post any more notes I get.
jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
Posted:
Oct 21 2009 10:05 pm
It sounds like they either want to screw you or kill you. I would carry both kids of protection just in case.
PS That photo in your original post is creepy in a Blair Witch sort of way (The original not the crappy sequel)
Now whenever you go outside for a smoke, just bug your eyes out and stare constantly at everything and mutter under your breath. That'll keep em' away.
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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username
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Posted:
Oct 22 2009 10:55 am
Blackout wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
Getting secret notes is cool, especially if they're good ones like this. But what if you got a note that wasn't so great? What if it warned you about something evil? What would you do?
Give me some hypotheticals and I'll let you know.
how about if it said 'beware the ides of march'?
or, 'the german says to wait here'
or up up down down left right lef right
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scamrock
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Posted:
Oct 22 2009 01:59 pm
Now that I think about it, you need to ward them off at all cost. Even if it is a hot chick, you don't want any part of it. Haven't you seen Fatal Attraction? What kind of sane chick leaves anonymous notes? The crazy kind. So even if she is hot and you bang her, you can expect her to keep stalking you, slash your tires, key your car, threaten potential girlfriends, etc. You will have to change your locks, change your number, possibly move.
It's not worth it.
Miguelius
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Posted:
Oct 22 2009 09:10 pm
Sounds fun, I think I'll pull one like this on a friend or something
Syd Lexia
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Posted:
Oct 22 2009 09:18 pm
scamrock wrote:
Now that I think about it, you need to ward them off at all cost. Even if it is a hot chick, you don't want any part of it. Haven't you seen Fatal Attraction? What kind of sane chick leaves anonymous notes? The crazy kind. So even if she is hot and you bang her, you can expect her to keep stalking you, slash your tires, key your car, threaten potential girlfriends, etc. You will have to change your locks, change your number, possibly move.
It's not worth it.
In Fatal Attraction, the guy was married. If you're single and she's hot, just keep fucking her, then eventually marry her. Problem solved.
Now that I think about it, you need to ward them off at all cost. Even if it is a hot chick, you don't want any part of it. Haven't you seen Fatal Attraction? What kind of sane chick leaves anonymous notes? The crazy kind. So even if she is hot and you bang her, you can expect her to keep stalking you, slash your tires, key your car, threaten potential girlfriends, etc. You will have to change your locks, change your number, possibly move.
It's not worth it.
In Fatal Attraction, the guy was married. If you're single and she's hot, just keep fucking her, then eventually marry her. Problem solved.
No no no. You don't wanna marry a crazy chick. Even a hot one. Problem is, if you break up with a crazy chick, they don't go away. They come back like Jake's ex on Blues Brothers. Or like that crazy bitch on Next Friday.
