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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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I had a weird but awesome dream that my family and i barricade ourselves in the house and at night fall, zombies would come and attack. It was a little scary but dare i say i had fun shooting those bastards in the head. I was using a bullet action rifle, so i had to constantly load and reload but it still was fun as all hell. Oddly enough, every time i shot one in the head their body disappeared in a few seconds, so i kind of knew it was a dream and wished for some grenades.
Well i got better then that, my Uncle and his buddies are in the NRA and wouldn't you know it, they show up with all sorts of goodies, like a missile launcher the military uses to shoot down planes. It was overkill but at least i had a chance to use an anti-tank gun. I have to say, the recoil of that thing is a bitch but at least it makes a badass explosion.
You know you're having fun in a dream when your disappointed when you wake up.
So has anyone else had some awesome dreams, zombie killing or otherwise.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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I had a dream that I titty fucked a girl in an airplane
It was a good dream
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Holy fuck Hacker. TMI much? Jesus.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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amataeurs.
I had a dream that I titty fucked a zombie on an airplane while my whole family barricaded themselves in and watched.
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
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I had a dream I was abducted by aliens and they gave me an anal probe. For some reason I'm farting flames now.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i remember ages ago, i had a dream pacman came out of the arcade screen and started chasing me around. it was pretty weird
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Kagemaru Hayabusa
Title: Ninja
Joined: Oct 15 2009
Location: E1M1
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This one's true. I had a dream I was back in New Jersey visiting my old best friend (I moved to Alaska in 2003) and later my mom was kidnapped by criminals and for reasons unclear I tracked down the criminals instead of calling the cops and like at the end my friend was in some mech suit. Fucking weird, but fucking awesome.
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
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I had a dream about doing an essay about Green Day... win or fail?
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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You know, I have this weird condition where I never, ever remember my dreams. Not ever. I've read enough to know EVERYONE dreams so I must, and there are even times when I wake up remembering one, but then completely forget it within half an hour, and no amount of memory searching will bring back even a vague recollection of what it was about.
Now, there is ONE dream I do remember quite vividly, from when I was...must have been 13 or 14, and it was quite weird. I dreamed gorillas had invaded my high school (seriously), and the only way to defeat them was jumping off the balcony of the schools 3rd story. (I have no idea why that would defeat them. In the dream, I just knew it would.) So I dodged all the gorillas, got up the stairs, jumped off the balcony, and woke up as I started falling. *shrug*. So strange. Only dream I've ever been able to remember.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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Hacker wrote: |
I had a dream that I titty fucked a girl in an airplane
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you bastard, i never once had a sex dream. I'm a really horndog and my dreams never gave me some satisfaction. It's always some random shit concerning the supernatural, school or video games. I guess i can be happy i ever had bad sex dreams though.
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Kagemaru Hayabusa
Title: Ninja
Joined: Oct 15 2009
Location: E1M1
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How come no one caught my South Park reference in this thread (the anal probe thing)?
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