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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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aJewThatCanFly: so honestly, if we were will smith and martin lawerence, who would be who?
LEAVEAWHlSPER: will smith
aJewThatCanFly: you'd be will smith?
LEAVEAWHlSPER: yeah
LEAVEAWHlSPER: i'm taller
LEAVEAWHlSPER: and you look like martin lawerence
aJewThatCanFly: I look like amrtin lawerence?
aJewThatCanFly: hahah wtf?
LEAVEAWHlSPER: well, you look more like him than I do
aJewThatCanFly: I'm blacker than you?
LEAVEAWHlSPER: well yeah
aJewThatCanFly: good. and don't you ever forget that
aJewThatCanFly: cracka
LEAVEAWHlSPER: you may be blacker but being will smith I have a lot more money than you
aJewThatCanFly: but I get to fuck white women |
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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lol thats pretty funny
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Posts: 12294
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I encourage everyone to post their own as well.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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squanders: Did you break your record?
guilleellanza: What, four times in one day? Tied it.
squanders: No, like 45 seconds.
guilleellanza: 24
Ah, to be back in high school...
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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LowEndLem (8:46:21 PM): so
LowEndLem (8:46:26 PM): I've got 3 days to the wedding
LowEndLem (8:46:36 PM): I've pissed off my date, and i'm not entirely sure i have a suit
LowEndLem (8:46:39 PM): also, i hate the bride.
jimmylovesboooks (8:47:28 PM): jeez scott
jimmylovesboooks (8:47:38 PM): why does your life seem to crumble in your hands like a poorly baked cookie
LowEndLem (8:47:54 PM): because i ate the dough before hand, leaving only sad bits crusted to the rim?
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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OwenHartLOL: dude
OwenHartLOL: you know what JUSt happened?
perpetuallynew: noo
OwenHartLOL: you just lost teh game
perpetuallynew: yes i did
perpetuallynew: but so did you
OwenHartLOL: damn
OwenHartLOL: im so good i outsmarted MYSELF |
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OwenHartLOL: wanna get high and go to white castle friday night?
VjDj779: omg
VjDj779: lemme assess my life for a min
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VjDj779: i think 50 cent owns Vitamin water
OwenHartLOL: you have so much to live for!
OwenHartLOL: 50 cent owns fifty percent stock in vitamin water or somethign like that
VjDj779: i just meant in a company aquisition kinda way
OwenHartLOL: 50 cent is the baddest motherfucker on the planet, BTW
VjDj779: i hear he traveled to the middle east to shoot some fuckers in the face
OwenHartLOL: because tehy stole his diamond encrusted human skull
OwenHartLOL: you don't fuck wit ha man and his diamond encrusted human skull
VjDj779: no never |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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OwenHartLOL: I thought I hit the jackpot with a bottle of antidepressants someone gave me, but I started googling the pills and they cause all sorts of crazy psychosis and stuff
OwenHartLOL: I am a sad panda
VjDj779: ya know.... that might still be good fortune
OwenHartLOL: nah
OwenHartLOL: apparently its not the fun kinda psychosis, it's the eat your own feces and talk to satan psychosis.
VjDj779: omg... sell them!!! |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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OwenHartLOL: I thought I hit the jackpot with a bottle of antidepressants someone gave me, but I started googling the pills and they cause all sorts of crazy psychosis and stuff
OwenHartLOL: I am a sad panda
VjDj779: ya know.... that might still be good fortune
OwenHartLOL: nah
OwenHartLOL: apparently its not the fun kinda psychosis, it's the eat your own feces and talk to satan psychosis.
VjDj779: omg... sell them!!! |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Fun with Chris Hansen
chrishansen-dateline-nbc@fbi.gov says:
You are all under arrest for the soliticting of a minor.
Dave says:
yeah i know
Sven says:
Uh-oh
Patrick just sent you a nudge.
Dave says:
loli asses omnomnom
chrishansen-dateline-nbc@fbi.gov says:
I do not condone pedophiles.
Sven says:
That shit's legal in Sweden, Chris
Dave says:
XD
Dave has left the conversation.
Patrick says:
dumb dumbz
chrishansen-dateline-nbc@fbi.gov has left the conversation.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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OwenHartLOL: holy shit I am so high that I did not know if I was high or not. I don't know if you have any idea what I am talking about, but this is craaazy.
perpetuallynew: haha
OwenHartLOL: dude alex
OwenHartLOL: this new protomen cd is fantastic. I don't know if you have ever listened to this band, but with the right headphones right now this is epic.
perpetuallynew: hahah
OwenHartLOL: eriously man. have you heard this band?
perpetuallynew: i think once
OwenHartLOL: do you have good headphones?
perpetuallynew: not really my sound is crap
OwenHartLOL: awwwwww
OwenHartLOL: this is epic
OwenHartLOL: SOMEONE must hear this!
perpetuallynew: put a youtube vid of in in chat
OwenHartLOL: if your speakers suck there is no point
perpetuallynew: for others
OwenHartLOL: I am way too stoned to do that right now |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Somehow, I think Will has better chances with white women than Martin does.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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OwenHartLOL: did you see that live action low budget megaman movie they're making?
OwenHartLOL: I think its going to slowly suck the life out of me
VjDj779: oh man
OwenHartLOL: http://www.megamanfilm.com/trl_lrg.html
OwenHartLOL: its THAT bad
VjDj779: im afraid
OwenHartLOL: I feel like everytime I watch it I lose five years of my life
VjDj779: fucking incredible
OwenHartLOL: its like a constantly draining parasite
OwenHartLOL: its very existence will end mine
VjDj779: haha
VjDj779: i liked the part with the robots
OwenHartLOL: i dont like ANYTHING about it
VjDj779: but theres one part, in the trailer, where theres robots
OwenHartLOL: yeah, terrible CGI robots
VjDj779: i dunno man.. roll looked pretty realistic
VjDj779: rock too
OwenHartLOL: now the real question
OwenHartLOL: would you fuck her?
VjDj779: is she rusted on the inside?
OwenHartLOL: I don't know
OwenHartLOL: thats a risk that comes with the task
VjDj779: well she'd be that pussy that id hit and not show people
VjDj779: just be like yeh i nailed a azn chick
OwenHartLOL: hahah
OwenHartLOL: id probably do the same
OwenHartLOL: i might be less modest about it though
OwenHartLOL: I mean, I just fucked a ROBOT AZN GIRL |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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lol
i would so broadcast the fact that i fucked a robot asian girl.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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aJewThatCanFly: I'm just saying that everythign doesn't ahve to end with Nazi experiments
aJewThatCanFly: I'm tired of NAzis being the badguys
aJewThatCanFly: ity's like everything bad taht happens in a movie or vidcon these days is the fault of Nazis
USFHavraha: And also, Jones never poo poos on the treasure's parade or anything. If its the Ark of the Covenant, it IS the Ark. Its exactly what it says it is in the Bible, so its not hard to believe that you can take it one step further and says that it DOES what it says it does in the Bible.
USFHavraha: But when Uncharted poo poos on El Dorado and says "Oh no, its not a city, its a statue..." you have to also poo poo on the possibility of curses and things, I think.
aJewThatCanFly: I'm waiting for the Locusts and the Covenant to be revealed as super secret Nazi space experiments, and the Gears of War guys and Master Cheif have to team up with BJ Blackowitz from wolfenstein to go to outer space and defeat them to make the universe safe for democracy
USFHavraha: I would play this. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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perpetuallynew: quick think of a holy thing
OwenHartLOL: boomerang cross weapon form castlevania
OwenHartLOL: from
perpetuallynew: a real thing
OwenHartLOL: boomerang cross weapon
perpetuallynew: im playing scribblenauts
OwenHartLOL: try typing "starite"
OwenHartLOL: i think you can beat the game like that
perpetuallynew: no you have to get the real one
perpetuallynew: that just wastes a par
OwenHartLOL: maybe you have to capitalize it |
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