GUESS WHO'S BACK

Syd Lexia wrote:

Feed the girl glass. Her screams will wake the boy.

I drop a glass bottle on her plate, like a good samaritan that I am, but the bitch refuses to eat it, I bet she's snickering at me. I try to become a bit more sneaky by merging edibles and non edibles into a masterpiece dign enough for the Iron chef. My subtetly in mixing these two items can be grasped in this image:




How could she not fall for it? It's so masterfully put together, even I would't notice. Is it the glue?

I finally lose it and start going apeshit on my keyboard, though I still try to keep my gentleman-ness and manners:


"YOU FUCKING BITCH"

Throwing it at her face had no effect.

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

Make a chef and a pig, the smell of something baking will wake up the boy.

I draw a little pig, one mighty fine pig might I add. One of the best I've seen in my time.
Pigs have been domesticated since ancient times in the Old World and are known for their exceptional intelligence. Domestic Pigs are found across Europe and the Middle East and extend into Asia as far as Indonesia and Japan. They were brought to southeastern North America from Europe by De Soto and other early Spanish explorers. Pigs are particularly valued in China and on certain oceanic islands, where their self-sufficiency allows them to be turned loose, although the practice is not without its drawbacks (see below).

The domestic pig (Sus scrofa domesticus) is usually given the scientific name Sus scrofa, although some authors call it S. domesticus, reserving S. scrofa for the wild boar. It was domesticated approximately 5,000 to 7,000 years ago. Their coats are coarse and bristly. They are born brownish colored and tend to turn more grayish colored with age. The upper canines form sharp distinctive tusks that curve outward and upward. Compared to other artiodactyles, their head is relatively long, pointed, and free of warts. Their head and body length ranges from 900-1,800 mm and can weigh 50-350 kg.

Pigs can be trained to perform numerous simple tasks and tricks. Recently, they have enjoyed a measure of popularity as house pets, particularly the dwarf breeds.

I draw a chef.
A chef is a person who cooks professionally.

Common sense would tell you that the chef would go for the Einhander ship, start gunning down millions of enemies then find the holy excalibur to slay the evil king-pig Ganon, and then serve it to the girl (who represents Zelda in a post apocalyptic dystopia) as a metaphor for the triumph of good over swine evil.

Unfortunately this was not the case and the chef ended up looking dumb. Poor chef. :'(

Valdronius wrote:

Light the boys bed on fire. Serve roast brother to the girl.

After invoking a wig for the channeling of my mighty flamethrowing powers, I summon a flamethrower, rendering the point completely moot. "Fuck this shit" I say, in a tone rivalled by Stallone, and fire away.
The boy wakes up in flames and jumps out of bed. Success! The kid woke up! (He's even winking at me, which means I did meat the goal. Krazee, rite).

TARDISman wrote:

Give the girl a gun to go hunt for her breakfast, the shots will wake the boy.

Not Sure wrote:

Summon a snowman and see if she'll eat the carrot.

I summon both snowman AND shotgun, in a moment that can only be described as:
"Yeah, I guess that's fine."

The girl does NOT notice the tasty treat hanging from the face of the snowman, and neither does she realize she has a shotgun and that there's a pig in the vicinity. I'm considering thw wife suicided because all her kids were born mentally impaired.

Kojjiro! wrote:

use the necronomicon to make deadites serve breakfast

After summoning the Necronomicon and turning the chef into a lost wandering soul, the father starts running like a madman. But daddy's little girl won't take this shit, especially during breakfast, so she shoots the fucker into oblivion. Why she didn't do this with the pig is beyond me. Maybe she has delusions of heroism.
Or she's a moron.

lavalarva wrote:

Adrock4 wrote: But what if it's not that time of month? Then summon them. And throw one at the boy's face.

Threw it at his face.
He ate it.
Wait, how is that even...



AND THE THRILLING CONCLUSISSIONSNS
I put the egg in her table, the girl ate the egg, happyness to be had and then, SHINE GET.

username wrote:

Fernin wrote: anorexorcist wrote: Cthulu is in the game? Wow, they thought of almost everything, I thought this was going to be some childrens game that would offer no fun for me but this looks really good. Can you shoot people? I was under the impression there would be no guns. The game has tons of guns, and practically every other weapon you can think of. What was your source for thinking it was a lame children's game? probably the animation. the look is very kiddy like, so its easy to see why it can be construed as that. and its called scribblenauts. kids like to scribble

Actually, the simple geometric style was kept because it is a much easier style to do when you have thousands of objects to design and animate. Imagine doing detailed sprite animations for at least 1000 objects. Shit would get to your head faster than Aspirin + Meth.

But maradona is a fat drugaddict who sucks at managing.
And yeah, apparently there were some connections to Nazis in here. I think Hitler even had a vacation resort in here.
BTW, thanks for saying this was a nice read, I appreciate that.

AND NOW, A CHALLENGE I HAVE NOT BEAT YET:


To the left, there is a gangster with a weapon and to the right There's the chef and his oven.
DEATH COUNT: 4 RATS ARE IN DA HOUSE (or island, if you read Battle Royale).