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Teralyx
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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 10:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So this is a thread to post your crazy riddles and theories and whatnot in. I'll start with this:

So lets say you have a box with all mirrors on the inside. If you could theoretically close it faster the speed of light, couldn't you trap light in the box? You could even have a box of lasers!


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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 10:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SARS was a genetically engineer plague created by the Chinese government in an effort to control their ever growing population problem. What better solution than a disease that kills the elderly and infirm?


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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 10:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

hehe. the government blew up the levies and blamed it on katrina.

or did i just open up a can of worms?


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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 10:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This is just another one of those threads that encourages people to increase their post count (Not that that really matters here) without actually having a discussion. Does anyone care if this is locked? It's not technically a forum game, so I'm not locking it immediately.


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PostPosted: Sep 14 2009 11:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
SARS was a genetically engineer plague created by the Chinese government in an effort to control their ever growing population problem. What better solution than a disease that kills the elderly and infirm?

In my crazier moments I theorized the same thing when it comes to Big Tobacco Alcohol and Firearms here in the states.

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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 12:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
This is just another one of those threads that encourages people to increase their post count (Not that that really matters here) without actually having a discussion. Does anyone care if this is locked? It's not technically a forum game, so I'm not locking it immediately.


Ehh, I kinda disagree, I feel as though this can lead to some interesting discussions if it goes well.

Most anything having to do with space blows my mind, the vastness and sheer size of some of the events are very difficult to wrap my head around.


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 01:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 01:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
This is just another one of those threads that encourages people to increase their post count (Not that that really matters here) without actually having a discussion. Does anyone care if this is locked? It's not technically a forum game, so I'm not locking it immediately.


I really like the initial idea of this thread personally. It would be cool to have a place to post interesting riddles, or awesome mind-bending facts that don't deserve a post of their own. If its just going to degenerate like I see it doing already, though...I'm all for a lock. Sigh.

Anyway, in the spirit of contributing to this thread, a riddle (of the English-major variety):

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "


I won't add where the passage actually comes from, as that would facilitate easier googling for the answer (not that any of you would do that, right?) I'll mention it when someone gets the right answer.


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 01:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

i know whats wrong with it: its boring Razz


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 01:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

To be honest, I kinda cheated on the answer. (What can I say? English's my second language...)

In fairness I won't spoil it for the rest by not posting the answer.
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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 08:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

[quote="SoldierHawk"]
Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Anyway, in the spirit of contributing to this thread, a riddle (of the English-major variety):

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

It doesn't contain the letter E. Thanks, 8th grade trivial knowledge! (Didn't even read the paragraph, just had the see the question, lol)


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 11:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

"You blew my mind, now blow me!"


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 11:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

[quote="Dr. Jeebus"]
SoldierHawk wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Anyway, in the spirit of contributing to this thread, a riddle (of the English-major variety):

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

It doesn't contain the letter E. Thanks, 8th grade trivial knowledge! (Didn't even read the paragraph, just had the see the question, lol)


Very good, Mr. Mensa Rolling Eyes Easy or no, I've always liked that riddle. You don't realize how often we use that damn letter, until you try to write without it--and he wrote an entire *book* without one. That's mind-blowing shit. Smile


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 11:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm a good....work.....guy....and....


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[quote="SoldierHawk"]
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Anyway, in the spirit of contributing to this thread, a riddle (of the English-major variety):

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

It doesn't contain the letter E. Thanks, 8th grade trivial knowledge! (Didn't even read the paragraph, just had the see the question, lol)


Very good, Mr. Mensa Rolling Eyes Easy or no, I've always liked that riddle. You don't realize how often we use that damn letter, until you try to write without it--and he wrote an entire *book* without one. That's mind-blowing shit. Smile

I'd be even more impressed if he could've titled the book without using one as well Laughing


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 11:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

[quote="Dr. Jeebus"]
SoldierHawk wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Anyway, in the spirit of contributing to this thread, a riddle (of the English-major variety):

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honour got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby , walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

It doesn't contain the letter E. Thanks, 8th grade trivial knowledge! (Didn't even read the paragraph, just had the see the question, lol)


Very good, Mr. Mensa Rolling Eyes Easy or no, I've always liked that riddle. You don't realize how often we use that damn letter, until you try to write without it--and he wrote an entire *book* without one. That's mind-blowing shit. Smile

I'd be even more impressed if he could've titled the book without using one as well Laughing


Gadsby has an E? (Or did you mean his name and I missed your point?)


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 12:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My mistake. I saw the name and just assumed it was from The Great Gatsby, but a quick google search shows me that it's wrong. Who knew more than one author would use such a stupid name for a title character.


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No kidding. Believe me, I had to slog my way through that damn book ( Great Gatsby that is), and the most interesting about it was counting the number of E's Rolling Eyes . If he hadn't used any, at least I could have been mildly impressed. Instead I was just bored.

Okay, here's another one:

If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 12:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

never!!!


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SoldierHawk wrote:
No kidding. Believe me, I had to slog my way through that damn book ( Great Gatsby that is), and the most interesting about it was counting the number of E's Rolling Eyes . If he hadn't used any, at least I could have been mildly impressed. Instead I was just bored.

Okay, here's another one:

If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?

Two tops. I have long arms so reaching a door that's 2 feet away is no problem. I realize that's not the answer to the riddle, just sayin Very Happy


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^ Laughing lucky bastard. I hate tall/long-limbed people. *sigh*.

Incidentally, Kojjiro got it right, conveniently without explaining himself Razz


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 01:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

its the old zeon riddle. about how you can never reach point a because you keep dividing in half. or how achilles can never beat a turtle in a race.


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PostPosted: Sep 15 2009 02:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Here's one of my favorite riddles. Try not to look up the answer. Wink

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The sage's hat

The three wisest sages in the land were brought before the king to see which of them were worthy to become the king's advisor. After passing many tests of cunning and invention, they were pitted against each other in a final battle of the wits.

Led blind-folded into a small room, the sages were seated around a small wooden table as the king described the test for them.

"Upon each of your heads I have placed a hat. Now you are either wearing a blue hat or a white hat. All I will tell you is this- at least one of you is wearing a blue hat. There may be only one blue hat and two white hats, there may be two blue hats and one white hat, or there may be three blue hats. But you may be certain that there are not three white hats."

"I will shortly remove your blind folds, and the test will begin. The first to correctly announce the color of his hat shall be my advisor. Be warned however, he who guesses wrongly shall be beheaded. If not one of you answers within the hour, you will be sent home and I will seek elsewhere for wisdom."

With that, the king uncovered the sages' eyes and sat in the corner and waited. One sage looked around and saw that his competitors each were wearing blue hats. From the look in their eyes he could see their thoughts were the same as his, "What is the color of my hat?"

For what seemed like hours no one spoke. Finally he stood up and said, "The color of the hat I am wearing is . . ."


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