I saw this last night... holy shit.

I am not sure how to describe this movie. It is very fast paced, very violent, very sexual, and completely ridiculous. Yet it was fun to watch. I won't argue the fact that I am probably dumber for seeing it, but it's nonsensical plot was the point of the first movie, and clearly that message was trying to be made again, only in an exponentially larger way.

Anyone else see it?

SpraCoalee wrote:

You're not dumb for watching Crank2. That movie is awesome.

I saw Jason Statham get dragged by a motor boat while his captor, who had band aids over his nipples due to recently cutting them off, peed on him.

I saw Jason Statham fall off of a balcony at a race track and proceed to bang Amy Smart in every position known to man while the crowd went wild and horses jumped over them.

I saw a stripper get shot in her fake breasts and watched their synthetic contents pour out.

I saw the head of a guy, who died by falling out of a helicopter a mile high, alive yet decapitated in a tank of water hooked up to tubes.

It was fun, but I am dumber.

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Well, GPFontaine is probably dumber for having watched this, but for everyone else your brain will brim with new levels of awesome.

AtmanRyu wrote:

Didn't want to touch it, considering how idiotic it looked; regardless, I might consider it based on how people praise its campiness though... There's just this one tiny bit that bothers me: If they just wanted to take his heart, why not kill him altogether instead of simply replacing it with an electric one?

They were planning to harvest the majority of his body's organs, however they only had plans to do one at a time.

They even went as far as to tell you which part was next.