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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Whenever you see crystal clear screenshots like that, they were either:
a) provided to a professional review site by the developer
b) taken with an emulator
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Arf
Joined: Sep 08 2009
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Oh shit, we gotta act like a babysitter now?
Great, I bet these ungrateful bastards won't even thank me... Little brats!
(I'm off to school, won't be back until MUCH later)
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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Feed the girl glass. Her screams will wake the boy.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Make a chef and a pig, the smell of something baking will wake up the boy.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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draw a mouse, a cat, and a dog. tie them all to balloons. have them float up to the top, shoot the balloons w/a gun, so you drop all three animals on the top floor and have the ensuing mayhem wake up the kid
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Light the boys bed on fire. Serve roast brother to the girl.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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Draw a meal so big that the thud shakes the house or makes a crash. Roast ostrich or somesuch.
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Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
Joined: Sep 13 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 427
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Unleash Aeolus, the Greek king of winds.
But seriously, wake the kid, then slice him up and feed him to the girl. Everybody's happy.
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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Go the boy's room, place a fire alarm, and cook a turkey with a firethrower.
No wait, she wants breakfast. Wait until it lays eggs, then cook the turkey.
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Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
Joined: Sep 13 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 427
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But what if it's not that time of month?
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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| But what if it's not that time of month? |
Then summon them. And throw one at the boy's face.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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draw a large truck that is delivering breakfast to the girl. the loud truck will wake the boy.
OR
in a plot twist, you aren't even there. you're a figment of the girls imagination brought on by dimentia from slowly starving to death. the boy has already died of hunger.
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TARDISman
Title: Time Traveller
Joined: May 18 2009
Location: The End of Time
Posts: 426
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Give the girl a gun to go hunt for her breakfast, the shots will wake the boy.
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RIP Hacker 1993-2014
"Paint me like one of your French Squids" -My buddy on Relm vs Ultros. |
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
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I've been playing this game for a couple days and it is really a lot of fun. A lot of creative solutions to be found.
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!" |
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Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
Posts: 1767
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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I just picked this game up today. Even though I'm having a hard time getting creative with it I like the fact that it is forcing me to start to think abstractly.
I will say this, I wish that the player was controlled with the D-Pad instead of the touch screen. It would afford a greater separation between the objects and the character.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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use the necronomicon to make deadites serve breakfast
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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Put a bomb right next to the boy's bed. Then feed his head to the girl after he gets blown up.
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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Stop trying to make them cannibals!
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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Cthulu is in the game? Wow, they thought of almost everything, I thought this was going to be some childrens game that would offer no fun for me but this looks really good. Can you shoot people? I was under the impression there would be no guns.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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I don't think Arf is coming back.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
Posts: 1179
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| Cthulu is in the game? Wow, they thought of almost everything, I thought this was going to be some childrens game that would offer no fun for me but this looks really good. Can you shoot people? I was under the impression there would be no guns. |
The game has tons of guns, and practically every other weapon you can think of. What was your source for thinking it was a lame children's game?
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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| Fernin wrote: |
| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Cthulu is in the game? Wow, they thought of almost everything, I thought this was going to be some childrens game that would offer no fun for me but this looks really good. Can you shoot people? I was under the impression there would be no guns. |
The game has tons of guns, and practically every other weapon you can think of. What was your source for thinking it was a lame children's game? |
The previews I saw made it look completely void of any type of weopon. Just the graphics, all cutesy and the stuff they actualy scribbled in made it look like a family friendly game at the least, which meant to me no weopons or ability to attack people that aren't really "bad guys".
I think more than anything the graphics though, it just looks like it was made for a younger audience. I read the controls kind of suck(IGN's review) but I want to try it still maybe get an emulator.
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