SydLexia.com - The Forums :: View topic - Round 2, Match 9: S. McCracken VS. Char Aznable

Posted: Jan 07 2007 12:18 am

Round 2, Match 9:

S. McCracken

VS.

Char Aznable

This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Monday, January 8th.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 12:21 am

I think this is a good opener:

Posted: Jan 07 2007 12:31 am

Char in a heartbeat.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 12:35 am

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:00 am

Because I don't give a good goddamn about Gundam, Japanese culture, or anime:

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:01 am

Who the hell would want to piss off Rick Astley. not me, THAT'S for fucking sure.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:06 am

Unlike my lying lowlife of an opponent, I refuse to run a smear campaign. </irony>
And with that, I present to you. . .

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:07 am

If you don't vote for Char, you're a communist!

NOTE TO CANADIANS: I am also quite partial to Canada. I like Canadian bacon, snow, and Pamela Anderson.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:08 am

I love this forum. I've been on this forum since its inception. I have fought the good fight.

I have tried my best to keep everyone honest.

I have backed up every argument I've made, whether you agree with the position or not, with reasoning and common sense.

I was the driving force behind the anger, astonishment, and finally the banning of RegalSin. Check the old postings. It's true.

I have always been supportive of good posts, ideas, and members.

I'm not a racist, I hate Rachael Ray AND Celine Dion, and I'm against thread censorship unless necessary.

When the time comes, vote for the person who is there for you when you need it.

Vote Spanky McCracken.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:10 am

Char, the American Way? Nothing about you even suggests the American Way!

Vote Spanky. I wouldn't leave you for Japan if I were paid to do so.

EDIT: I love Canada too, but for more than snow or Pam Anderson. ANYONE can enjoy those anywhere. I love Canada for SCTV, Club SuperSex, Niagara Falls (the Canadian side, of course), and the beauty of Nova Scotia,

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:11 am

-There has never been a time when I haven't been on the forum for an extended period since I joined.

-I actually delivered Rachel Ray's head to Syd.

-I also use reasoning and common sense.

-I do not wantonly accuse people of racism.

-I just repaired my toilet.

When given your chance to vote, vote Char. Tastes great, less filling!

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:12 am

Char Aznable wrote:

NOTE TO CANADIANS: I am also quite partial to Canada. I like Canadian bacon, snow, and Pamela Anderson.

If by Canadian bacon, you are refering to the movie, and if by snow, you are refering to the white rapper from North York, Ontario, then, and only then, will I even consider giving you my vote.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:13 am

Yes. Yes I am.

Also:
http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=18215#18215
It's a comic that's waaaay too fucking huge to be posted, so I gave it it's own thread. Click to read.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:14 am

Char Aznable wrote:

Yes. Yes I am.

He'll say anything for a vote. I only say...the right thing.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:18 am

I've got to admit, that was funny.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:19 am

Char Aznable wrote:

-I just repaired my toilet.

I recently clogged two seperate toilets, so that gets my vote!

And let's take the high road, fellas. The jokes are too easy with that one.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Char Aznable wrote:

-I actually delivered Rachel Ray's head to Syd.

Bah?

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:24 am

DarkMaze wrote:

Char Aznable wrote:

-I actually delivered Rachel Ray's head to Syd.

Bah?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a lie, too.

WILL YOUR LIES NEVER END?

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:28 am

...and I can cook. You always need someone around who can cook. Here' smy turducken from Christmas.

Phenomenal.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:31 am

Bah. Ron pisses on your turducken.

Also, I delivered one of Rachel's heads. But she's got cloning tanks, man! Cloning tanks!

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:32 am

Spanky wrote:

Because I don't give a good goddamn about Gundam, Japanese culture, or anime

Add another reason why I didn't vote for you.

(Spits at your face from across the 'net.)

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

you can't really say anythign about unclogging a toilet, and then immediately follow it up with somethign about being tasy and filling, dude.

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:33 am

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Because I don't give a good goddamn about Gundam, Japanese culture, or anime

Add another reason why I didn't vote for you.

(Spits at your face from across the 'net.)

HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

Char's supporters support hate crimes. Vote for Spanky!

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:34 am

Sadly, I must retire for the night. But I leave you with this:

Posted: Jan 07 2007 01:42 am

Oh, so Char's guilty by association? If I strap a bomb to my chest, and run into a room full of children after publically declaring my support of Hilary Clinton in '08 should she be held accountable for my actions? Where's your logic now. And not giving a "good goddamn about...Japanese culture..." is only a couple steps away from hate crime itself! Sure the steps are large, but closer than Char himself his come.

In all fairness, however, Char's campaign is making less and less sense. Lucky for him that toilet thing (and the fact that turducken isn't a word) is a real deal breaker for me.