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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 12:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm thinking of putting out a personal ad and I was wondering what kind of stuff would YOU put in MY personal ad!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 12:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

internet misogynist nerd looking for girl to punch in the twat


Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 01:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Arrrr I be a pirate lookin for some fine booty!



 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 06:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

d&d free, no 420
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 07:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

MUST BE DOWN FOR DP


Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 08:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Square peg looking for round hole.


"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
 
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 08:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can beat Infiltrator, but infiltrating you will be even more rewarding. (Not by much though).


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 08:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
I can beat Infiltrator, but infiltrating you will be even more rewarding. (Not by much though).

This. Laughing


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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 10:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hi there , I enjoy Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses, but only down under.


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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Sep 05 2009 11:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
I can beat Infiltrator, but infiltrating you will be even more rewarding. (Not by much though).

You sir... may have the best add yet for me Very Happy
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
PostPosted: Sep 06 2009 03:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

If it takes a one-legged camel six days to cross the Arabian desert with 50 pounds on it's back, then how many personal ads do I have to put out to get a response?


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beegee7730
Joined: Sep 02 2009
PostPosted: Sep 06 2009 11:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

???
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 06 2009 01:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

No... just no. I think he's looking for funny, not a chance to appear on to catch a predator.



 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Sep 06 2009 01:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
No... just no. I think he's looking for funny, not a chance to appear on to catch a predator.

any port in a storm


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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Sep 06 2009 10:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

beegee7730 wrote:
Must be aged under 13.

I oughta murder your face...
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Sep 07 2009 07:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
No... just no. I think he's looking for funny, not a chance to appear on to catch a predator.


Gee, I must be the only one who actually got a chuckle out of beegee's reply. Confused


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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
PostPosted: Sep 07 2009 08:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Slayer1 wrote:
beegee7730 wrote:
Must be aged under 13.

I oughta murder your face...

How exactly does one murder a face without murdering the rest of the body?


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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 07 2009 09:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I am a laid back, easy-going person. I am the kind of person who can have fun doing nothing and everything. I love cartoons, reading, writing, listening to music, I love thunder storms (even though I am scared to death of the lightening) I love putting things together. If it comes with an instruction manual, I can do it. I have no problem with getting down. Because getting clean is even more fun.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
PostPosted: Sep 07 2009 09:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My three favorite things are cuddling, helping other people, and changing myself.


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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Sep 07 2009 11:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Eddie_Hyde wrote:
My three favorite things are cuddling, helping other people, and changing myself.

I'm sure if I said that any girl would fall for me but that being the case I'll get a large list of wierdos coming to my door.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Sep 07 2009 11:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
internet misogynist nerd looking for girl to punch in the twat


Winner! Laughing

Syd Lexia wrote:
I have no problem with getting down. Because getting clean is even more fun.


and this is actually kinda sexy. Cool


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
PostPosted: Sep 08 2009 12:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

I may not be a Belmont but I'd like to whip you.


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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
PostPosted: Sep 08 2009 07:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm the Goatse guy


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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
 
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
PostPosted: Sep 16 2009 11:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Does this smell like Chloroform?


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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Sep 17 2009 09:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

Professional want ad author looking for something more.


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