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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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I'm thinking of putting out a personal ad and I was wondering what kind of stuff would YOU put in MY personal ad!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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internet misogynist nerd looking for girl to punch in the twat
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Arrrr I be a pirate lookin for some fine booty!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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MUST BE DOWN FOR DP
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Square peg looking for round hole.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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I can beat Infiltrator, but infiltrating you will be even more rewarding. (Not by much though).
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Valdronius wrote: |
I can beat Infiltrator, but infiltrating you will be even more rewarding. (Not by much though). |
This.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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Hi there , I enjoy Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses, but only down under.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Valdronius wrote: |
I can beat Infiltrator, but infiltrating you will be even more rewarding. (Not by much though). |
You sir... may have the best add yet for me
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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If it takes a one-legged camel six days to cross the Arabian desert with 50 pounds on it's back, then how many personal ads do I have to put out to get a response?
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beegee7730
Joined: Sep 02 2009
Posts: 16
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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 I think he's looking for funny, not a chance to appear on to catch a predator.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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Blackout wrote: |
I think he's looking for funny, not a chance to appear on to catch a predator. |
any port in a storm
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Must be aged under 13. |
I oughta murder your face...
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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Blackout wrote: |
I think he's looking for funny, not a chance to appear on to catch a predator. |
Gee, I must be the only one who actually got a chuckle out of beegee's reply.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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Slayer1 wrote: |
beegee7730 wrote: |
Must be aged under 13. |
I oughta murder your face... |
How exactly does one murder a face without murdering the rest of the body?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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I am a laid back, easy-going person. I am the kind of person who can have fun doing nothing and everything. I love cartoons, reading, writing, listening to music, I love thunder storms (even though I am scared to death of the lightening) I love putting things together. If it comes with an instruction manual, I can do it. I have no problem with getting down. Because getting clean is even more fun.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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My three favorite things are cuddling, helping other people, and changing myself.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Eddie_Hyde wrote: |
My three favorite things are cuddling, helping other people, and changing myself. |
I'm sure if I said that any girl would fall for me but that being the case I'll get a large list of wierdos coming to my door.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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username wrote: |
internet misogynist nerd looking for girl to punch in the twat |
Winner!
Syd Lexia wrote: |
I have no problem with getting down. Because getting clean is even more fun. |
and this is actually kinda sexy.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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I may not be a Belmont but I'd like to whip you.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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I'm the Goatse guy
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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Does this smell like Chloroform?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Professional want ad author looking for something more.
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