This thing is so much fun... that, or I'm really bored. Here are some decent answers/answer chains I got. Remember, the questions are jokes.
Q:How much do I weigh?
A:$100
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Q:How gay am I?
A:Sorry, Lexxe is not sure if there is a correct answer for your query. Please
check the web and cluster results. Thank you.
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Q:Why is the roof on fire?
A:Your Spark Arrestor Will Eliminating That Risk
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Q:Why do you call me bad names?
A:We Are Really Good People
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Q:Who are you?
A:Developer and Publisher
Q:What do you develop and publish?
A:Fallout 3
Q:What is Fallout 3?
A:Bethesda
Q:What is Bethesda?
A:Bethesda is a Washington Metro station in Bethesda, Maryland on the Red Line.
It is the first station wholly within the Montgomery County, Maryland, just
after the Red Line leaves the District of Columbia.
Q:How do you publish and develop a metro station?
A:Public Radio
Q:How does public radio affect a metro station?
A:Media
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Q:Where do the gays live?
A:Fear Iran
Q:Where is Fear, Iran?
A:the Long Run
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Q:Why is segregation so wonderful?
A:Racial
Q:Why is racism the key to heaven?
A:News
Q:What is the key to getting into heaven?
A:Jesus
Q:Why is Jesus a solid, unlocking object?
A:Christ
Q:Why are you being mean to me?
A: of My Beliefs
Q:Why do you believe in being mean?
A:Php
Q:Where was php born?
A:1994 Written by Rasmus Lerdorf
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Q:Where do babies come from?
A:by James Tate
Q:Who gave James Tate his powers?
A:John
Q:Who does John think he is?
A:Living
Q:Where does John live?
A:Wife
Q:Where is Wife?
A:Disobedience Banishing
Q:Why was John's Wife disobedient?
A:Children
Q:Why does John's Wife hit his children?
A:Family
Q:Why is abuse the essence of family?
A:Child Sexual
Q:Why do you have some fetish for incest?
A:Sexual
Q:Why do you keep making sexual references?
A:Harassment
Q:Why are you being harassing?
A: of its Unwanted Nature the Inference Is That Sexuality Is in and of
Q:Why do you want me to sue you for harassment?
A:Sexual
Q:Where can I find a good sexual harassment lawyer?
A:fighting sexual harassment employees can use the law and their company's
complaint procedures to protect themselves from harassment
Q:Why can't I use a lawyer?
A:Truck
Q:Why is my lawyer on a truck?
A:Accident Attorneys
Q:Why does my lawyer prefer accidents to sexual harassment?
A:Findlaw
Q:Where is Findlaw?
A:These and Other Areas Said Lynn S
Q:Who is Lynn S?
A:Editor
Q:What does Lynn S edit?
A:Php
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Q:Where did my mustache go?
A:does saddam impose a mustache mandate in iraq
Q:Why aren't you giving me answers?
A:Questions
Q:Why are you being so avoidant?
A:Personality Disorder
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Q:Where to you want me to guide you?
A:guide ilb under continuous development by sherpa
Q:What is sherpa?
A:Sherpa -- (a member of the Himalayan people living in Nepal and Tibet who are
famous for their skill as mountaineers)
Q:Why do you want to move to the mountains?
A:Love
Q:Where did you meet this mountain girl?
A:mountain girl : mountain girl
Q:Where does mountain girl live?
A:Our Hills Some&
Q:Why does she move around?
A:She Uses Up Her Oxygen and Doesn't Have Much in Reserve
Q:Why does she smoke?
A:There Are More People That Smoke at College
Q:What are the advantages of smoking?
A:Cessation
Q:What is cessation?
A:Smoking
Q:What are the advantages of cessation?
A:Smoking
Q:Why is smoking healthy?
A:of the Calcium Being Smoked
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So, as you can see by that last chain. Smoking is just like a calcium supplement... I knew it all along.
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