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GPFontaine
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Oh yes, those all sound classic.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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Just wait, some kid whose soccer mom bought him a psp will end up playing one of these somehow and the shit will hit the fan.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Just wait, some kid whose soccer mom bought him a psp will end up playing one of these somehow and the shit will hit the fan. |
Well that is just inevitable.
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sidewaydriver
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I've always said the PSP needed more tentacle rape.
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Syd Lexia
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I never understood the appeal of these games. It's hard to masturbate when you're busy clicking through giant walls of text.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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What about "Backdoor Sluts 9"?
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Syd Lexia
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Furthermore, no one will care about porn games on the PSP because it's completely trumped by PEDOPHILES USING DS PICTOCHAT TO KIDNAP YOUR CHILDREN!!!!
As everyone knows, that is the biggest and most realistic threat in the gaming world today.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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I thought the biggest and most realistic threat was Giant Enemy Crabs?
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Syd Lexia
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No, because you can attack them for massive damage.
When a pedophile's hand reaches through Pictochat and pulls your child to a secret location 500 miles away, because that's totally how Bluetooth works, there's nothing you can do. That child is gone forever.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I never understood the appeal of these games. It's hard to masturbate when you're busy clicking through giant walls of text. |
Uhhh, most Hentai games that I've played at least, have a hands free feature where you can set the pace at which new dialouge comes up, so it's set on an interval of time.
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Syd Lexia
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Char Aznable wrote: |
| What about "Backdoor Sluts 9"? |
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!?!?! |
It's the most depraved porn movie ever made. It makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I never understood the appeal of these games. It's hard to masturbate when you're busy clicking through giant walls of text. |
Uhhh, most Hentai games that I've played at least, have a hands free feature where you can set the pace at which new dialouge comes up, so it's set on an interval of time. |
I'm finally beginning to understand what makes you who you are.
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anorexorcist
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Joined: May 21 2008
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Haha, wow I can't wait to play Ways to Have Sweet Sex With A Child. |
I'm just glad that wasn't the game that was released, I just saw 'sex' and 'child' and just about shit a brick.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I never understood the appeal of these games. It's hard to masturbate when you're busy clicking through giant walls of text. |
Uhhh, most Hentai games that I've played at least, have a hands free feature where you can set the pace at which new dialouge comes up, so it's set on an interval of time. |
Way to show him up M3GA!
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Char Aznable wrote: |
| What about "Backdoor Sluts 9"? |
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!?!?! |
It's the most depraved porn movie ever made. It makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2! |
Uhh..I read about it in People.
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My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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Good luck finding these.
A> Almost all brick & motor stores (Walmart, Best Buy, Gamestop, Game Crazy, etc.) won't carry them. You want them, you'll probably have to order them online. That is if they even get a NA release, which I didn't see anywhere in the article.
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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Knyte, do you doubt the power of eBay and Craigslist?
You can buy and sell anything.
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Knyte
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
Knyte, do you doubt the power of eBay and Craigslist?
You can buy and sell anything. |
Then why can't I find to buy slave labor to build my Secret Underground Fortress of Evil™?
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SoldierHawk
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Can I just throw out there that this thread has made me laugh quite a bit harder than I have at anything for a while. Thanks guys, I needed that.
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| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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GPFontaine
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| Knyte wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
Knyte, do you doubt the power of eBay and Craigslist?
You can buy and sell anything. |
Then why can't I find to buy slave labor to build my Secret Underground Fortress of Evil™? |
Oh, that is simple, I have had those guys working for months on my life sized crossbows and catapults battle field... they are almost done. Check back in two weeks.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Have you tried Evil Subcontractors Ltd.? They're the guys who did my giant CrossFire board/death trap. They do good work.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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well, w/the PSP GO and the PSN store in full swing, this game might be available for download thru the PSN store in north america.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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I can see it now: "PixelJunk Eden and Jizz Jar Adventures 50% off this weekend only!"
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