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Infiltrator for the NES?


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alkaline388
Joined: Jan 01 2007
PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 03:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Has anyone ever played this game? It's one of the crappiest NES games I've ever played...I think an article on that would be cool.
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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 05:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Then write one. Cool


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 06:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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The video game you are looking at is Infiltrator for the NES. It is one of the best games ever. It is absolutely horrible, I hate it and I hate you. If you say one more god damn thing to me I swear to god I will have a coronary and burn down this house with you in it.

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Infiltrator has a lot of weapons and items, one would almost say it is a video game. The key element that makes this a video game is the fact that you play it while using a "video game controller".


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This game is a real discount! But don't "discount" it yet! From time to time, messages that say "DISCOUNTGAMES" fly up on your screen, to remind you of what a great value you're getting. Value is a big concern of gamers today, as many people feel "ripped off".

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The music is totally sweet and rockin' and the tunes are always hot! Watch out, you might break a sweat!

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All in all this game offers a totally sweetical fun time for you and the whole family, if you miss it I will come to your house and kill you, then cut your head off and fuck the neck hole. After ejaculating into your severed neck, I will walk around the room with your head suspended from my still-erect penis. I will then proceed to eat your intestines after partially frying them in a pan, while they are still streaming from your corpse on my kitchen floor.
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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 07:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

>Murdar

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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 08:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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if you miss it I will come to your house and kill you, then cut your head off and fuck the neck hole. After ejaculating into your severed neck, I will walk around the room with your head suspended from my still-erect penis. I will then proceed to eat your intestines after partially frying them in a pan, while they are still streaming from your corpse on my kitchen floor.


you read american psycho, I see.


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 08:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I wasn't sure if anyone was gonna catch that but I'd hoped someone would
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 08:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

the part where he put the rat i nthe girl's vagina after stapling her to the floor with a nail gun was pretty awesome.


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RandomFarthead™
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 09:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i had an ex girlfriend named bethany and i wished i could do that to her. Smile


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 11:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

nah, I always wanted to electrocute a girl with a car battery until her titties exploded.


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Jan 01 2007 11:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
nah, I always wanted to electrocute a girl with a car battery until her titties exploded.


That reminds me of one of the Leprechaun movies (In da Hood, perhaps?) where the chick in the bathroom wishes for bigger tits and he makes them explode. Classic.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jan 02 2007 12:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

i prefer wishmaster.


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jan 02 2007 04:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
>Murdar

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So, ummm... do you got an address on that?


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Tebor
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PostPosted: Jan 02 2007 05:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
So, ummm... do you got an address on that?

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