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ChkChkBLAM
Title: Onomatopeabrain
Joined: Jul 07 2009
Location: Des Moines, IA
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She wants me to go out drinking with her tomorrow... I'm tempted to go, just so I can see how she's doing in her manufactured "grieving" process.
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Cru33
Joined: Jul 28 2009
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I dunno dude, I think you should pass. By going, you give her the attention she desperately needs from a male. So, yeah, I'll leave it at that for now.
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ChkChkBLAM
Title: Onomatopeabrain
Joined: Jul 07 2009
Location: Des Moines, IA
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It's for someone else's birthday party, a few work friends are going out. No way would I go out drinking just me and her. Maybe if I was already drunk... Everything sounds like a good idea to me then...
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Cru33
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| ChkChkBLAM wrote: |
| It's for someone else's birthday party, a few work friends are going out. No way would I go out drinking just me and her. Maybe if I was already drunk... Everything sounds like a good idea to me then... |
or, if that scenario ever presents itself, go out w/her but then hook up w/some other girl at the bar/restaurant. that would totally destroy her
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Cru33
Joined: Jul 28 2009
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| username wrote: |
| ChkChkBLAM wrote: |
| It's for someone else's birthday party, a few work friends are going out. No way would I go out drinking just me and her. Maybe if I was already drunk... Everything sounds like a good idea to me then... |
or, if that scenario ever presents itself, go out w/her but then hook up w/some other girl at the bar/restaurant. that would totally destroy her |
THAT is the best idea, if she invites you to go out drinking with her, go, and hit on other girls the whole time, barely pay attention to her, because you are checking out the other girls, and then interrupt her mid sentance to tell her how cool some other girl that just walked by is. THIS is an amazing plan!
*BIG 'Ol Thumbs UP!*
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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How bout when she wants to go on vacation with her friends, your man rips a loud one and you go flying to Oklahoma?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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ChkChkBLAM
Title: Onomatopeabrain
Joined: Jul 07 2009
Location: Des Moines, IA
Posts: 71
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| Cru33 wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| ChkChkBLAM wrote: |
| It's for someone else's birthday party, a few work friends are going out. No way would I go out drinking just me and her. Maybe if I was already drunk... Everything sounds like a good idea to me then... |
or, if that scenario ever presents itself, go out w/her but then hook up w/some other girl at the bar/restaurant. that would totally destroy her |
THAT is the best idea, if she invites you to go out drinking with her, go, and hit on other girls the whole time, barely pay attention to her, because you are checking out the other girls, and then interrupt her mid sentance to tell her how cool some other girl that just walked by is. THIS is an amazing plan!
*BIG 'Ol Thumbs UP!* |
I'd totally be down with this plan and would do it for my own personal amusement, but her best friend at work (SC, for anyone keeping tabs) is almost certainly in love with me. Believe it or not, as dumb as she(LK)is, she actually has a conscience... She'd never try to hook up with me, as far as I can tell...
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Cru33
Joined: Jul 28 2009
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ok how about this plan then, I'll come visit you at work, I'll pretend I'm not married, and then impliement said plan myself, because if there's one thing we know I'm good at, it's being a total dick to stupid people.
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