This is a bit old, but I couldn't find anything in a search that indicated it may have been posted before. I came across it during a bored peruse through the Onion's archives. If you've seen it before, enjoy it again. If not...prepare to lol:
I think my favorite part is the way they got people who look *exactly like* the crowd who usually spews out drivel on video game violence discussing things like medpacks and supersoldiers.
And that throwaway, indifferent line about "most of [the kids] will be mutants themselves anyway" is humor at its finest.
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
Posted:
Jul 27 2009 03:02 am
God dammit.
...Apologies, guys. Apparently that search didn't work out so well. Feel free to lock as necessary. (Although it's stil funny, darn it.)
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
Posted:
Jul 27 2009 12:33 pm
I'm glad SOMEONE's preparing us for the apocolypse. They don't teach that shit in school. IMO with the way the world is heading, it should be worth college credit.
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