Okay cretins, heres the skinny.

A birthday is coming up, and as a gift/punishment I am getting one of my friends the three worst wolfshirts I can find on the internet. A standard wolfshirt will not suffice, it must reek of truckstop like best of Haggard cassetes or those things you wrap around beer cans that keep their temperature cool, the ones the color of bait that say something about how much more one likes fishing more than their wife .

The shirts must be painfully kitchy, they must have wolves on them, and ideally they should have a level of variety.

Ba'al wrote:

God, what the Hell is wrong with wolf shirts in this community? You all act like an axe crazy bastard was wearing one while he was raping your mothers to death and skinning your cats alive.

I have wolf shirts come into my work, and they ask for stupid things like to use the business phone so they can find out if they want burritos, or if they can get half a refill. They always look like they never quite learned how to dress themselves, and usually have bad manners and attitudes in general.

I'm surprised at how fast I got three really bad ones, lets see if we can get worse. Please include links for purchase.