However, there are some quotes I love more than others, be it because they are funnier (Gentlemen... You can't fight in here... This is the war room!), more thought-provoking (I'm as mad as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!), just plain creepy (A census taker once tried to test me... I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti), or just have a classic vibe to them (Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn).
This is where you can post your favorite movie quotes of all time.
Now, I do wish I could chat longer, but I'm... Having an old friend for dinner.
L is not really justice. It is just a clever repetetive metaphor that shows the idea and concept that he, as a human being, upholds a need for physical and mental righteousness...
However, I am Justice, and am therefore smarterer than him.
Kubo
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Posted:
Jun 24 2009 01:26 am
It loses its fun without the setup speech before it... so here's the scene in its entirety, ending with *maybe* my favorite line ever...
Either that, or...
"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners."
Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
Posted:
Jun 24 2009 03:06 am
The entirety of Randal's speech at the end of Clerks 1.
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
Posted:
Jun 24 2009 06:13 am
Mel Bernstein: You can't shoot a cop!
Tony Montana: Who ever said you was one?
The enitre Dick, Pussy, and Asshole speech from Team America: World Police.
Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
Posts: 467
Posted:
Jun 25 2009 09:35 am
"Go home and get your shine box!" -Billy Batts, "Goodfellas"
No, I don't think I will fuck Stummies.
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
Posted:
Jun 25 2009 05:55 pm
"I don't want FOP god damnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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Posted:
Jun 25 2009 06:51 pm
Well. I doubt it counts as classic, but my all time favorite movie quote is from Sunshine:
"When the Stellar Bomb is triggered, very little will happen at first. And then a spark will pop into existence, and it will hang for an instant, hovering in space, and then it will split into two, and those will split again, and again, and again... Detonation beyond all imaging. A Big Bang on a small scale... a new star born out of a dying one. I think it will be beautiful... No. I'm not scared."
-Dr. Robert Capa, on whether the fact that he will not make back to Earth alive frightens him
Monty Python has too many fantastic quotes to list here, but a couple that come to mind:
From Holy Grail:
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
[Long pause]
Peasant: ...Well I got better...
Life of Brian:
Ex-Leper: Jesus [cured me], sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
And of course:
"Oh, I'm glad [Jesus] mentioned [the meek] in his speech. They have a hell of a time."
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
Posts: 467
Posted:
Jun 26 2009 09:19 am
MOGHARR wrote:
"I don't want FOP god damnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
LOL. I use this one a lot through the course of my day. Most people don't get it and I look like a jerk. It's funny though.
No, I don't think I will fuck Stummies.
docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
Posted:
Jun 26 2009 05:14 pm
This is one of my favorite quotes from Full metal Jacket:
Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: [Joker does his John Wayne impersonation]
Private Joker: Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
The entirety of Randal's speech at the end of Clerks 1.
I also get a kick out of these:
Customer: "Cute cat. What's his name?"
Randal: "Annoying Customer."
Customer: "Fuckin' dickhead." *grabs cigarettes and walks away*
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Dante: "I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."
Randal: "37."
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Randal [after a lady with a young girl asked if they had "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]: "Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute...
[to woman] Uh, what was that called again?"
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Coroner: "My question is, how did she come to have sex with a dead man?"
Dante: "She thought it was me."
Coroner: "What kind of convenience store do you run here?"
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(probably the best quote in the movie)
Silent Bob: "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
wunstar
Title: Mr. I guess??
Joined: Dec 11 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 36
Posted:
Jun 29 2009 01:02 pm
That was the whole plan, get her Ray.....
Ghostbusters Rocks
Never feed a baby black root...
carrier911
Joined: Oct 12 2008
Posts: 14
Posted:
Jun 29 2009 02:18 pm
Jesse Ventura in the chopper during Predator with his pouch of chew:
"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll turn you into a real sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."
Syd Lexia
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Posted:
Jun 29 2009 03:00 pm
Tony D'Annunzio: What do you got in here, rocks?
Al Czervik: Are you kiddin'? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!
Tony D'Annunzio: So what?
Al Czervik: So what? So let's dance!
i like it when they're up against zuuly and venkman says "go get her, ray"
Print is dead.
Neutral-Bob
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Posts: 964
Posted:
Jun 29 2009 09:19 pm
"He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid we won't have any problems."
I love that movie. It's a classic.
"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis
Blackout
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Posted:
Jun 29 2009 11:05 pm
It seemed like I had made a mistake, being it was only my induction day and I was already gettin yelled at.
wunstar
Title: Mr. I guess??
Joined: Dec 11 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 36
Posted:
Jul 02 2009 08:22 am
I just watched Monster Squad the other night so...
Wolfman's got nards!
Never feed a baby black root...
blkplaguelmc
Joined: May 13 2009
Location: lowell, ma
Posts: 289
Posted:
Jul 02 2009 11:04 pm
I think that whole Howard Beale spiel in Network is awesome. So everyone should watch it.
Deniro in Copland:
Moe Tilden: Listen, you deaf fuck. I offered you a chance when we could have done something, I offered you a chance to be a cop, and you blew it! You blew it.
Actually, Deniro in every movie. A thread should be made just for Deniro quotes.
Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
Posted:
Jul 14 2009 04:41 pm
Just to add a couple more from Clerks:
Dante: "My girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?"
Dante, to Veronica: "Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way back to the parking lot!" (guy starts walking towards parking lot) "Hey you, get back here!"
Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards.
Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
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Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
Posted:
Jul 14 2009 05:55 pm
Funniest line from 8-Mile
Future:(quietly) Man fuck the Free World.
Cheeda-Bob: Yeah. (Loudly) FUCK THE FREE WORLD!
