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Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

32. Has blue eyes, but if they cant be blue they have to be deep and warm. 33. Something I can stare into for hours. –LK

All the more reason to call her a princess

35. …unless it’s scruffy. But not a beard and no weird design thing with a beard or mustache. Pa-lease, that sh*t isn’t even cute. –LK
36. Except when PRINCE does it. He can do it.

how did this bitch even get a boyfriend

38. He NEEDS to love thunderstorms. MUST love thunderstorms.

Somebody tell me how this is required

47. Likes to watch the History channel and likes to look up the weather to see if any cool storms are coming… --LK

*facepalm*

56. Loves the South. If he doesn’t love the beauty in the south when I first meet him, he will love it once I take him there. –LK

more southern belle princess proof

63. Likes all kinds of music, and likes to go see live concerts. –LK

But he cant be a musician?

this bitch sounds like the women in highschool that crave drama but hate it when people mention the drama they have caused

Posted: Jul 10 2009 12:58 pm

Oh NO...nonononono! I don't even have the stomach to tear these apart, they're just too damn embarrassing. Good GRIEF.

You know, it really would be one thing if they just discussed it amongst themselves as a joke (or even seriously I guess, because we all do stupid things when someone's hurt us), but to write it DOWN? Just...gah, no.

I'm with username. I think LK is a closet Lesbian.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 02:08 pm

I wanted to vomit and punch myself in the face at the same time reading those updates...

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

it hurt my brain to do that...

Posted: Jul 10 2009 04:37 pm

I can summerize this list with one single rule:

"1. He must let me castrate him."

That's the entire list right there.

"68. Will sit next to me and think it is the cutest, sweetest thing when I cry while I watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition or sappy love movies. –LK"

YOU WILL DIE ALONE.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 04:55 pm

eh, she's just an attention whore. unfortunately i know many girls like these. but i dont play into their bullshit, i call them attention whores, and some of them are improving on that end. basically, they are slowly becoming less and less of an attention whore.

Posted: Jul 11 2009 02:40 am

56.) Um, honey. I think the whole barefoot and pregnant with a shotgun motif just doesn't sell a man on a relationship (unless he's one of the old school Hetfields or McCoys). I could just hear dueling banjos when I heard that. I'm fine and even proud to be a Southerner (sorry Hawk, but I consider Texas its own region/beast) but it just comes off as something more for people to be FORCED to notice about her.

68.) "Move that truck, over her body, repeatedly, for youtube!!!"

Posted: Jul 11 2009 12:29 pm

Here some popular ones from Craigslist that I don't on the list.

* Must be at least 6'0"
* Drug and disease free
* Must have perfectly straight teeth that are all exactly the same size and as white as the W.B. Mason's "Blinding White" printer paper.

Posted: Jul 11 2009 12:54 pm

There is no such thing as a perfect person either male or female, and generating lists of your desired mate is wasting perfectly good time you could be using for important things, like playing nintendo, drinking with your buddies, sleeping in, grooming, or even venturing out into the scary wide world and possibly finding someone realistic to court. Neutral

Posted: Jul 11 2009 05:31 pm

If one were so inclined to do a google search of some of the qualities on this list, one might stumble upon a blog that may or may not exist. And if one were to do so, one might stumble upon an "about me" introduction that goes something like...

"My friends would describe me as compassionate, funny, sweet and beautiful. As nice as that is– it is also so typical of what a friend would say. So here I am according to me: compassionate, hilarious, sweet, gorgeous and awesome."

Not that I'd ever advocate doing something like that... Just saying, you know...

Posted: Jul 11 2009 05:36 pm

username wrote:

sweet christ. these girls just want a robot. or a chick.

Hey I qualify for the former, too bad I'm decidedly not interested after reading this list. As per the latter I think Douche is with someone already.

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

If one were so inclined to do a google search of some of the qualities on this list, one might stumble upon a blog that may or may not exist. And if one were to do so, one might stumble upon an "about me" introduction that goes something like...

"My friends would describe me as compassionate, funny, sweet and beautiful. As nice as that is– it is also so typical of what a friend would say. So here I am according to me: compassionate, hilarious, sweet, gorgeous and awesome."

Not that I'd ever advocate doing something like that... Just saying, you know...

http://krpan.wordpress.com/

somebody give me an asprin...

Posted: Jul 12 2009 12:00 am

Hacker wrote:

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

If one were so inclined to do a google search of some of the qualities on this list, one might stumble upon a blog that may or may not exist. And if one were to do so, one might stumble upon an "about me" introduction that goes something like...

"My friends would describe me as compassionate, funny, sweet and beautiful. As nice as that is– it is also so typical of what a friend would say. So here I am according to me: compassionate, hilarious, sweet, gorgeous and awesome."

Not that I'd ever advocate doing something like that... Just saying, you know..

http://krpan.wordpress.com/

somebody give me an asprin...

Must...resist...urge...to...troll...must...be...strong...

Posted: Jul 12 2009 12:09 am

Well, this attention whore wants attention, so it is my duty to troll

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

LETS TROLL!!!

In a serious response I will be posting comments on her blog if i can

Posted: Jul 12 2009 07:24 am

DO NOT TROLL HER.

If you troll her, the blog will either shutdown or move somewhere where it can be privatized, and we will miss out on future entertainment. If you troll her, I will suspend and possibly banninate you.

Posted: Jul 12 2009 02:07 pm

I see. So what these girls really want is:

a) A woman with a dick, balls, and rock-hard abs.
b) a man with a vagina.

Very nice.

Posted: Jul 13 2009 01:03 am

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

I see. So what these girls really want is:

a) A woman with a dick, balls, and rock-hard abs.
b) a man with a vagina.

Very nice.

All these, and scarily, much more can be seen on 4chan.

Posted: Jul 13 2009 10:20 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

DO NOT TROLL HER.

If you troll her, the blog will either shutdown or move somewhere where it can be privatized, and we will miss out on future entertainment. If you troll her, I will suspend and possibly banninate you.

“Honestly though, I guess I don’t care if the comments are good or bad because at least I’m getting all this attention” – LK, according to SC

But yeah, let's not troll too much, I don't know how high her threshold for pain is. I'd hate for her to give up blogging altogether...

Posted: Jul 15 2009 12:30 pm

Apparently we're fine, she posted a huge new blog giving break-up advice. It made my eyes bleed, so read with caution.

Posted: Jul 15 2009 06:05 pm

RobotGumshoe wrote:

username wrote:

sweet christ. these girls just want a robot. or a chick.

Hey I qualify for the former, too bad I'm decidedly not interested after reading this list. As per the latter I think Douche is with someone already.

Did you just insult me, and did I not read that you insulted me until today? If you answered yes to both of these then your robot ass is going to be oxidized (rust for those not in the know). Your new name shall now be known as "B.B. King Jr.", for 12 months. Wink

Posted: Jul 16 2009 12:26 pm

Hacker wrote:

http://krpan.wordpress.com/

EPIC FACEPALM. Oh, it's terrible!

Posted: Jul 16 2009 04:51 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

RobotGumshoe wrote:

username wrote:

sweet christ. these girls just want a robot. or a chick.

Hey I qualify for the former, too bad I'm decidedly not interested after reading this list. As per the latter I think Douche is with someone already.

Did you just insult me, and did I not read that you insulted me until today? If you answered yes to both of these then your robot ass is going to be oxidized (rust for those not in the know). Your new name shall now be known as "B.B. King Jr.", for 12 months. Wink

I didn't insult you, I just implied that you have a vagina. And its not my fault if you don't pick up on my subtle sense of humor.

Yours truly,
BBKing Jr. Wink

Posted: Jul 16 2009 04:53 pm

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

RobotGumshoe wrote:

username wrote:

sweet christ. these girls just want a robot. or a chick.

Hey I qualify for the former, too bad I'm decidedly not interested after reading this list. As per the latter I think Douche is with someone already.

Did you just insult me, and did I not read that you insulted me until today? If you answered yes to both of these then your robot ass is going to be oxidized (rust for those not in the know). Your new name shall now be known as "B.B. King Jr.", for 12 months. Wink

I didn't insult you, I just implied that you have a vagina. And its not my fault if you don't pick up on my subtle sense of humor.

Yours truly,
BBKing Jr. Wink

Oh well that's not so bad then. Your name still stands though.

Joined: Jul 28 2009 Posts: 34

I've read this list before, and if I ever meet this girl IRL, I WILL make her cry.

The problem REALLY is that you can tell her "you will end up sad and alone" which WOULD be true if there weren't a million guys out there with no self esteem that will talk to her and give her all the attention that she wants because they just want to bang a girl. And really attention is all she wants so she'll be happy with that, plus it will give her more to complain about. So I'd like to smack these girls, AND all the idiot guys that would put up with it.

Also, I may troll her, so feel free to ban me if you must, because I like to make stupid people:
1. Angry

2. Cry

3. Try to convince themselves that they aren't stupid, angry, or sad

4. Kill themselves.