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Posted: Jul 07 2009 06:54 pm

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

Hacker wrote:

I would like to add to that list

mint shaving foam + balls = BURN!

for a few minutes

It's like bathing a hyperactive dog... Try to clean them up enough so they'll get the outside attention they want so badly, and they throw a freaking fit during the process...

That made me laugh out loud. I would definitely not put any chemicals near my johnson. I use my roommates clippers for that maintenance.

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Blackout wrote:

This thread has forever scarred me, and filled my mind with disturbing images of you all. Mad

Sick man thinks sick things

Douche McCallister wrote:

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

Hacker wrote:

I would like to add to that list

mint shaving foam + balls = BURN!

for a few minutes

It's like bathing a hyperactive dog... Try to clean them up enough so they'll get the outside attention they want so badly, and they throw a freaking fit during the process...

That made me laugh out loud. I would definitely not put any chemicals near my johnson. I use my roommates clippers for that maintenance.

yeah...I learned that when i tried shaving down there because some perosn i know told me women liked it.

Posted: Jul 07 2009 07:38 pm

Aren't you mormon? And 16?

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it was then after i did that did i realize i wasn't going to do any women until i was married (or went against everything i beleive)

and yes ross

Posted: Jul 07 2009 08:49 pm

Girls no longer dig the manly type anymore, they go for metrosexual now. I'm not doing this to be metro though, I do it once or twice a year because it gets unruley after awhile.

Posted: Jul 07 2009 09:03 pm

Hacker wrote:

Blackout wrote:

This thread has forever scarred me, and filled my mind with disturbing images of you all. Mad

Sick man thinks sick things

Whatever bro, it's not like I made any of this up in my mind, you guys are the ones talkin bout nair covered balls and hairy back moles! Laughing

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Blackout wrote:

Hacker wrote:

Blackout wrote:

This thread has forever scarred me, and filled my mind with disturbing images of you all. Mad

Sick man thinks sick things

Whatever bro, it's not like I made any of this up in my mind, you guys are the ones talkin bout nair covered balls and hairy back moles! Laughing

Who said anything about black moles?

Posted: Jul 07 2009 11:24 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

Hacker wrote:

I would like to add to that list

mint shaving foam + balls = BURN!

for a few minutes

It's like bathing a hyperactive dog... Try to clean them up enough so they'll get the outside attention they want so badly, and they throw a freaking fit during the process...

That made me laugh out loud. I would definitely not put any chemicals near my johnson. I use my roommates clippers for that maintenance.

Don't forget to use his toothbrush to sweep up the mess, women are just as particular about bathrooms. A smooth sack will get you nowhere if she doesn't like your options for where she can pee. Sad but true.

How inevitable was it that a thread about Nair would turn into a discussion like this?

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very inevitable since you were one of the people to quote syd about not putting nair on balls

oh and welcome to the forums

Posted: Jul 08 2009 12:02 am

Thanks. I think the forum I used to frequent died when I took a leave of absence to actually do my job at work for a few months, so here I am.

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and how did you find this one?

please say it was an erin esurance porn search Smile

Posted: Jul 08 2009 12:19 am

Ha, no. I was bored at work, goofing off/flirting with a coworker by playing an e-mail game of making top ten lists of anything that came to mind. One of mine was "Top Ten Favorite Nickelodeon Shows", and I had to explain what most of them were. When she wasn't impressed with my rendition of the Hey Dude theme song, I tried to come up with a better way to convey how awesome Salute Your Shorts was/is, and Google led me here.

In retrospect, I probably should have kept coming up with "Top Ten Songs That Evoke My Dearest Memories" or some other bullshit like that. Live and Learn.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 12:32 am

Stop derailing the thread and get back to the topic of ball hair removal...

On second thought, please continue your conversation.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 12:58 am

Jesus!

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no not Jesus ball hair, BALL HAIR

ANNDD threads over

can we bring back a sydlexia tradition and get a lemon party

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Douche McCallister wrote:

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

Hacker wrote:

I would like to add to that list

mint shaving foam + balls = BURN!

for a few minutes

It's like bathing a hyperactive dog... Try to clean them up enough so they'll get the outside attention they want so badly, and they throw a freaking fit during the process...

That made me laugh out loud. I would definitely not put any chemicals near my johnson. I use my roommates clippers for that maintenance.

Douche, you earned your name with this one. When it comes to manscaping, to each their own, but for the love of god, buy your own fucking tools to do the job.

Also, anything that will burn your face will burn other body parts, so best to use caution.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 02:32 pm

A couple of notes here:

- I have yet to see anyone I know use Nair and not be affected by it. My wife used it, her best friend used it, my mom had used it, my sister had used it, and ALL of them suffered what looked like chemical burns after use.

- While I will confirm that women aren't as keen as Axl to be welcomed to the JUNGLE, I wouldn't use Nair. I use trimmers, or in extreme cases, a razor and shaving cream. It itches like hell every time, but I'd rather not get a chemical burn on my dong. I shave my chest too, and I wouldn't use Nair on it either. Now my chest is a tricky beast... I couldn't grow sideburns 'til I was 20, but I sure as hell had a Sean Connery as Bond hairy chest by the time I was 17.

- There are really only three acceptible reasons to be a dude and acceptibly remove vast amounts of body hair-- you're a swimmer, you're a professional wrestler, or you're trying to please the ladies.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 02:51 pm

I just use clippers, I'm not sure I could go entirely smooth. Mostly because I never figured out where it ends... Do I rid myself of upper body hair, but not lower body hair, thus making me with my furry legs look half-merman, half-sasquatch? Say I did do that, then forearm hair has to go too then, right? Do you just shave parts and then use clippers on the rest and try to blend it in like the hoodrats at Cost Cutters? For that matter, how much do you think they would charge for a little behind-the-scenes trim request? I feel like I need a fucking instruction book, "Chest Pubes and Ball-fros for Dummies". Instead, I'm just biding time and treading water with my clippers and one-guard. Eventually everything comes back in style, and someday I'm going to make retro-Burt Reynolds weep.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 04:41 pm

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

I just use clippers, I'm not sure I could go entirely smooth. Mostly because I never figured out where it ends... Do I rid myself of upper body hair, but not lower body hair, thus making me with my furry legs look half-merman, half-sasquatch? Say I did do that, then forearm hair has to go too then, right? Do you just shave parts and then use clippers on the rest and try to blend it in like the hoodrats at Cost Cutters? For that matter, how much do you think they would charge for a little behind-the-scenes trim request? I feel like I need a fucking instruction book, "Chest Pubes and Ball-fros for Dummies". Instead, I'm just biding time and treading water with my clippers and one-guard. Eventually everything comes back in style, and someday I'm going to make retro-Burt Reynolds weep.

Wow...I have that exact same problem. I thought it was just me.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 04:59 pm

MOGHARR wrote:

Wow...I have that exact same problem. I thought it was just me.

I've decided that if you're going to spend that much time and effort in impressing women, you might as well just get an extra job and make more money since that's what they really find attractive.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 05:27 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

Hacker wrote:

I would like to add to that list

mint shaving foam + balls = BURN!

for a few minutes

It's like bathing a hyperactive dog... Try to clean them up enough so they'll get the outside attention they want so badly, and they throw a freaking fit during the process...

That made me laugh out loud. I would definitely not put any chemicals near my johnson. I use my roommates clippers for that maintenance.

Douche, you earned your name with this one. When it comes to manscaping, to each their own, but for the love of god, buy your own fucking tools to do the job.

Also, anything that will burn your face will burn other body parts, so best to use caution.

I almost thought no one was going to mention that Laughing

If he flushed the toilet after he got done doing his business I would not be inclined to use his clippers to scape my statue of David.

Posted: Jul 08 2009 06:49 pm

lol. nair is not as great as advertised. like douche, i also use clippers, but only for my legs. i dont completely shave my legs, just trim them. for practical purposes, since my legs dry a lot quicker once i get out of the shower that way.

same w/my arms. i shave those w/a disposable razor though.

for my junk, i have my own set of cheap $5 clippers that i buy every month or so from CVS, and use those to trim my junk.

and luckily, no chest or back hair to worry about.

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Undeath wrote:

- There are really only three acceptible reasons to be a dude and acceptibly remove vast amounts of body hair-- you're a swimmer, you're a professional wrestler, or you're trying to please the ladies.

I'm a swimmer.

I still have the picture of me with no hair on my head

Posted: Jul 09 2009 02:27 am

Yeah, I got my chest and back waxed and it looked like I was always wearing pants, it was fucked up. So now I'm gonna just wax my back (and shoulders, because I got bicep pubes that freak me out), and though I never have, I think I gotta look into trimming the Rifle.