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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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Well, now you can't slit your wrists, because it would ruin such a bitchin' tattoo.
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 <docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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Well, not the biggest. There's always this guy:
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ChiSoxFan
Title: Chicago Sports Fan
Joined: May 11 2009
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 184
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Well, not the biggest. There's always this guy:
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My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
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Miguelius
Title: 83956789546
Joined: Apr 16 2009
Location: Chaco, Argentina
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Wow, you ARE a dork! But you have my respect for attaining such a high level. I wish I were as brave
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
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I've seen a site with far more dorky tattoos than yours, fellow.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| Eddie_Hyde wrote: |
| ChiSoxFan wrote: |
| Eddie_Hyde wrote: |
Well, not the biggest. There's always this guy:
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My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing! |
It was just now that I realized the guy had a massive bulge in his pants. I am truly sorry.  |
Hey, he has an equally dorky girl, so maybe he isn't as dorky as originally thought.
As for the tattoo. Wow... I'm not familiar with many women who find NES pixel art a turn on.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
Posts: 1443
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| -bjork- wrote: |
| That tattoo is Yajirobe to this tattoo's Goku: |
What does that mean?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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I believe it means we don't watch enough TV to decipher that.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
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As for the tattoo. Wow... I'm not familiar with many women who find NES pixel art a turn on. |
I married one. When I told her I was going to do it, she practically begged me to.
That, and afterwards, when going out for the celebratory beer, I got quite many looks and compliments for it. Maybe I'm skewing my statistics by only counting girls (and, uh, guys) that hang out in our admittedly somewhat large group, but hey, I'll take it.
On second thought, it could be worse. I COULD be Steve-O.
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| Cracked.com wrote: |
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| Undeath wrote: |
| On second thought, it could be worse. I COULD be Steve-O. |
But you aren't Steve-O... right?
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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Well done Undeath! It turned out great.
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| William Shakespeare wrote: |
| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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Hey don't feel so bad, I plan on getting the X-Men logo sometime.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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I heard a rumor that Syd has a tattoo of the Nintendo logo on his ass. How are we supposed to interpret that anyways?
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
Posts: 1443
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
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| That tattoo is Yajirobe to this tattoo's Goku: |
What does that mean? |
Based on DBZ power levels, as it would relate to dorkiness. Yajirobe is notable but not "strong", while Goku is... he's Goku, man. He can shoot holes in planets and turn super powerful to make his hair grow and stuff.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| -bjork- wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| -bjork- wrote: |
| That tattoo is Yajirobe to this tattoo's Goku: |
What does that mean? |
Based on DBZ power levels, as it would relate to dorkiness. Yajirobe is notable but not "strong", while Goku is... he's Goku, man. He can shoot holes in planets and turn super powerful to make his hair grow and stuff. |
Sounds dorky.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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I got all the lyrics to Van Halen's 'Eruption' tattooed on my dick.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
Posts: 1443
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Sounds dorky. |
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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| Ross Rifle wrote: |
I got all the lyrics to Van Halen's 'Eruption' tattooed on my dick.  |
That had to have been really painful. But:
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| Ross Rifle wrote: |
I got all the lyrics to Van Halen's 'Eruption' tattooed on my dick.  |
Huh, I didn't know that 'Bible-on-a-grain-of-rice' guy did tattoos.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Um...'Eruption's an instrumental. I really hope everyone knows this.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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I like it, but my opinion is biased due to my own geekiness
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