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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| lordsathien wrote: |
| And for something relatively more recent, Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. |
Are you SERIOUS?  I know he was probably unwashed and disgusting, but so was everyone else then and they managed to get laid. I cannot believe that the most brilliant mind of the first millennium couldn't find at least ONE girl willing to sleep with him. |
Super Serial. Seems he was a prude up to the day he died.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
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Yeah Hawk, because it's not like anyone's celibate by choice or anything.
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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CyberCrotchrocker
Joined: Jun 23 2009
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| I fucked up, used "sexy" instead of "sexual", and rather than cop to it or change it, I think I'll just show I know a big word like "misnomer" (I had to look it up). |
Fixed. |
http://thewired.info/his/
Link to all my facts. I assure you that the "Sexy" was intentional. And, no, asshole. I didn't look up "misnomer." I learned it from reading those "Series of Unfortunate Events" books.
Fact #11: Heracles (that's Greek for Hercules to all you Romanized retards) took the Prince Hylas to be trained as a warrior after he killed his father, Theiodamus. Afterwards, Heracles took Hylas to Argo where he trained him to be an Argonaut. Hylas was then kidnapped by a nymph who fell in love with him. Heracles looked all far and wide for him, but the only thing that he could find was the spring of the nymphs. The nymphs then trolled Heracles by telling him that Hylas would much prefer a "wet, naked nymph," to a "masculine" warrior like Heracles. Heracles got all upset and left.
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One time, to impress this girl, I pulled down my pants...!
But she didn't see anything...
Then she started to laugh...
Then I started to cry... |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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...I wasn't questioning your facts, I was...you know what? Forget it.
Your condescending attitude tells me 80% of what I need to know about you.
The fact that you're backing up your "facts" by linking another thread on another forum consisting entirely of posts MADE BY YOU tells me the other 20%.
Good luck with that attitude around here, mate.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Settle down people...
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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...I wasn't questioning your facts, I was...you know what? Forget it.
Your condescending attitude tells me 80% of what I need to know about you.
The fact that you're backing up your "facts" by linking another thread on another forum consisting entirely of posts MADE BY YOU tells me the other 20%.
Good luck with that attitude around here, mate. |
Are you on your bunny period. Have some babies collect some berries and relax.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Nice to see you posting again, Douche.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
...I wasn't questioning your facts, I was...you know what? Forget it.
Your condescending attitude tells me 80% of what I need to know about you.
The fact that you're backing up your "facts" by linking another thread on another forum consisting entirely of posts MADE BY YOU tells me the other 20%.
Good luck with that attitude around here, mate. |
Are you on your bunny period. Have some babies collect some berries and relax. |
For what its worth, Bunnyman was only saying exactly what I was already thinking. mean honestly...Heracles vs. Hercules for "Romanized retards"? I *teach* this shit for gods sake, and if someone started mouthing off like that to me...
...well I probably wouldn't do much for fear of being sued, but I'd sure at least tell him to be quiet and stop acting like a fool.
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| Yeah Hawk, because it's not like anyone's celibate by choice or anything. |
Lol I didn't mean it that way. I was just surprised. I have nothing at all against celibacy or people who choose it; I just never imagined Newton as one of them.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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FACT: Iconic horror actor Lon Chaney was into bestiality, and was often seen doing the werewolves on London. The same is also true of Lon Chaney Jr.
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
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Fact: One of Noah's sons assraped him after the Ark events. Noah was in an alcoholic stupor when molested.
And shit, dude... that anti-masturbation flyer was DISTURBING. How can I sleep now?
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What a waste. Well, I guess not since that re channeled his energy into some of the biggest scientific breakthroughs ever, but...
