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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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This one is guaranteed to work:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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I demand that you use these.
"I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass."
"I've been noticing you noticing me."
"You are slightly ugly, but you intrigue me."
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
Posts: 1443
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Remember that kid on Animaniacs (or maybe it was Tiny Toons) that would run up to the camera and tell some story about Randy Beaman? Just do that, and be sure to say "okay, bye" and then run away.
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
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" A girl , can I eat yo doo-doo? "
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
Posts: 964
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I hope things will go well for you. My welcome is a bit late in coming however I hope you have a great time here in the forums. 
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 "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Put on an eye patch and tell her Hey baby I be a pirate, arrr I be coming for ye booty!
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SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
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Just come up with something out of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy".
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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| Just come up with something out of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy". |
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo,
flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a
beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful
painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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| I demand that you use "Nice shoes. Let's fuck." |
This is the only way to go. I'm also surprised nobody brought up the old pizza and a fuck line.
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Dan
Joined: Jun 14 2009
Posts: 22
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Hey... didn't forget about this thread. Only was able to pull off 8 tonight, but got some pics  When I get my friends to send all the pictures, ill write everything up.
By the way... a girl kneed me in the balls
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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By the way... a girl kneed me in the balls |
Ah, she shares my opinion of pickup cheese <3.
Just kidding (mostly). I hope you're okay.  That really does suck.
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| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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| By the way... a girl kneed me in the balls |
....I wonder which one that was.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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You're a true soldier Dan. I love you. Did you use any of mine??
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Here's two from Dan O'Brien from cracked.
- “Baby, are your legs tired? Because I slipped a muscle-relaxant in your drink while you were on the toilet.”
- “Lady, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me boner.”
Wear a cup before you try these.
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