While trying to come up with some funny stuff for some pictures last night (and failing spectacularly), I thought...what if I could get other people to do this for me?
So, I'm making this thread as a contest.  I show a picture, you make a funny poster out of it.  You get points for it.  The person with the most points wins a candy bar or something.
You do not need to use the Demotvational Poster generator at despair.com , but it's the easiest way.  The link:  
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php
Here's the lowdown:
1 - I post a picture.  The picture could be anything.  Feel free to send me pictures you want me to use if you wish.  
2 - You post in this thread your creative work.  Or works.   You may submit more than one.
3 - When the round ends, you get points.  Yay points.  
4 - Each round will last until I feel like putting up a new picture, but should be about 2 days.  I end when I feel like it.  Late entries score no points.
Scoring:
3 points - The best one.  This is determined by myself, but I do ask for several opinions, and if several people say they like a particular one, that's the likely pick.  Only 
one person gets this per round.  No ties.
2 points - You submitted a good one, but not the winner.  I was probably considering it for the winner at some point.  
1 point - Your entry was good enough.  Made me go heh.  Or, at least, I saw what you did there.  
0 points - Either it wasn't funny at all, was kind of confusing or dumb, or you didn't post anything. 
+1 point - You sent the picture I used that round to me.
Here's the first picture:
 
Good luck.
Edit: I changed things a little bit.  I don't think anyone but me cares.