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Posted: Aug 21 2008 02:56 pm

JEW wrote:

yeah, I would think that a warmer climate would have the zombies breaking down faster, which would increase our survival rate.

agreed!

Posted: Aug 21 2008 03:06 pm

All you fuckin' need is a yaht with tons of canned food.

Then a picnic table, maple syrup and a fuckin' tennis racket. Know where I'm goin' with this?

Joined: Aug 20 2008 Posts: 94

hey im scott and i will be called scott

dude a yaht would be a bad idea because we could sink and if a outbreak occoured on the yaht we would all be sitting ducks. Also food could run out, the zombies could reproduce and take over the land, we would run out of ammo, medicine , and fuel for the yaght would run out after 2 months

instead we should go into the sewers blast a hole in one wall build a huge iron gate and then build a huge underground city

Posted: Aug 27 2008 01:22 pm

zelda_god wrote:

hey im scott and i will be called scott

dude a yaht would be a bad idea because we could sink and if a outbreak occoured on the yaht we would all be sitting ducks. Also food could run out, the zombies could reproduce and take over the land, we would run out of ammo, medicine , and fuel for the yaght would run out after 2 months

instead we should go into the sewers blast a hole in one wall build a huge iron gate and then build a huge underground city

If zombies reproduce, they are not zombies; they are people bad skin.

Posted: Aug 27 2008 09:46 pm

Zombies probably wouldn't be able to reproduce because they wouldn't have enough basic intelligence to really grasp the concept.

An underground city sounds interesting, but unfortunately I don't think we'd have the technology or resources to pull off that kind of thing.

Posted: Aug 27 2008 09:48 pm

It would just look like a shanty town.

Joined: Aug 20 2008 Posts: 94

ok what about we take over cabellas in utah there is guns ammo clothes food and supplies not to mention a small cannon

Posted: Aug 28 2008 01:17 pm

I live not too far from the Cabela's in PA, and I agree, they have the type of supplies we so desperately need in this conflict.

Joined: Aug 20 2008 Posts: 94

yes so cabellas will be the n1 point to head to

Joined: Aug 20 2008 Posts: 94

hey someone should mail syd about starting a group for us zombie fighters

Posted: Aug 29 2008 01:51 am

I'm pretty much screwed with my shit-ass apartment. If the zombie apocalypse started RIGHT NOW all I'd be able to do is put a shirt on an destroy the stairs or nail doors to them. I don't have a fire excape so if some got into my apartment I'd have to jump out a window. I suppose my basement would be a good place to hide out though, it has a heavy door and I could probably destroy the stairs leading down to it. But again, there's no way to escape if any zombies get inside.

Joined: Aug 20 2008 Posts: 94

oh well youre screwed

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

Just ignore all previous zelda_god posts

I had permission from syd to bring this back

I chose to bring it back because of all the zombie talk of late

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I think if we all pulled together we could build some mechs and just blow the shit out of them

Although if we all head to cabellas then we could survive for months maybe even a year and a half if we ration all food and keep the fish they have there reproducing

So assuming you all agree with me what do we so when the vast majority of us gets there?

Posted: Jun 10 2009 11:15 pm

As long as it doesn't turn into a reproduction of Shaun of the dead I'll be game. When food runs low we can send out the least productive to try and find out if the zombies can be turned into a food source. If that's not the case, or if it ends up changing said guinea pig into a zombie then we could always just resort to cannibalism. Very Happy

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

Bob to expand this as much as I could I changed "when food gets low" to "when the vast majority of us get there"

Posted: Jun 10 2009 11:32 pm

Hacker wrote:

I think if we all pulled together we could build some mechs and just blow the shit out of them

We obviously don't have the technology for mechs. And anyway, if there were real-life mechs, Shia LeBeouf would most likely be involved, and with a zombie armageddon taking place on earth, he's the last douchewad we need hovering around.

Neutral-bob wrote:

When food runs low we can send out the least productive to try and find out if the zombies can be turned into a food source.

If the zombies were a result of some kind of virus, this obviously wouldn't be the brightest course of action. Plus, I'll bet that decomposing human meat probably doesn't taste altogether pleasant, nor would it be the most sanitary food source.

Posted: Jun 10 2009 11:59 pm

Way to ruin my fun, besides that's why I said to send someone to test. If zombies strike we may not be able to find out where they originated from or what the cause was. Good point though, it wouldn't be sanitary.

EDIT: Wow...that didn't sound like me at all. I apologize.

Posted: Jun 10 2009 11:59 pm

Cameron wrote:

Hacker wrote:

I think if we all pulled together we could build some mechs and just blow the shit out of them

We obviously don't have the technology for mechs. And anyway, if there were real-life mechs, Shia LeBeouf would most likely be involved, and with a zombie armageddon taking place on earth, he's the last douchewad we need hovering around.

Neutral-bob wrote:

When food runs low we can send out the least productive to try and find out if the zombies can be turned into a food source.

If the zombies were a result of some kind of virus, this obviously wouldn't be the brightest course of action. Plus, I'll bet that decomposing human meat probably doesn't taste altogether pleasant, nor would it be the most sanitary food source.

What about those cannibal tribes that dig up their dead after a few days because they say it tastes sweet? Confused

Posted: Jun 11 2009 12:38 am

Blackout wrote:

What about those cannibal tribes that dig up their dead after a few days because they say it tastes sweet? Confused

Something tells me that dead that have been decomposing out of the ground & exposed to the air, and possibly with limbs rotting off wouldn't taste altogether sweet...

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

Back on topic.

I say a once we all get there we store the food in tents with one gaurd in front of each one. And then do the same with guns and ammo.

Then we can set up an uber awesome training area with the simulators they have there

Posted: Jun 11 2009 12:45 am

Hacker, what kind of zombies are we dealing with here? Lumbering blobs-of-rotting-flesh like from the early Resident Evil games? Or like speed machines from 28 Days Later?

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

More like the ones off I Am Legend. Execpt with no chance of returning to normal and they can stand early morning to evening sunlight. Which means we have noon with no zombies

Posted: Jun 11 2009 02:34 pm

Those aren't zombies, man. They're vampires.

Posted: Jun 11 2009 03:31 pm

And in all seriousness, we have no way of telling precisely what the zombies will be like when the invasion occurs. We can't even guess. We have to just be prepared for anything.

Posted: Jun 11 2009 04:19 pm

If L4D has taught ma anything (and it better have, I spend most of my free time playing) it's that some zombies can climb and run and jump and stuff. So barbed wire all the way. Also, If L4D taught me a second thing, it's that some zombies may have special mutations. I'm not saying we'd have the exact special zombies, but still.