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Posted: Dec 21 2006 07:35 pm

You always here about people commiting suicide now adays, but hell, if you are going to take your own life, do it with some style. Here are a few 'fun' ways to go about doing it. Feel free add.

Open the door on a public flight.

Run into a very crowded place and yell "I have AIDS!" then proceed to shoot yourself in the head spraying blood everywhere.

Inject some water or air into your veins.

Piss/shit/masturbate off the edge of a building then jump off.

Fill a water gun with bleach and other chemicals then take it on a day at the beach. When people catch on drink the remaining liquid.

Stand on the train tracks. Not very original but the conductor will shit his pants and proably need therapy...and the look on his face? Kodak.

Go sky diving with your buddies with a fake parachute. Pull your fake one and scream to your buddies "Holy shit! The fucking parachutes are fake!" Scaring the shit out of them before they relise all are real, except your own.

Posted: Dec 21 2006 07:50 pm

go to a bank and open an account,deposit 10,000 in cash,and then turn around and walk half way out. thats the moment that nobody will expect you to pull out an assault rifle and kill everybody in your room and die in a police shootout,taking as many as those fucking pigs as you can with you.
(i suggest hand grenades)

Posted: Dec 21 2006 08:45 pm

Lay down in the middle of the road with a gold bar laying on your stomach. Just lay there and act like your sleeping or dead. Then wait to see how long it takes some dishonest person to come along and try to snatch the gold bar. Unbeknowst to them, the bar is weighing down a "Dead Man's Trigger" which is hooked up to a brick of symtex (C-4 explosives) you have hiding in your clothes.

Posted: Dec 21 2006 10:59 pm

Kidnap a girl, and stick a deactivated pressure-sensitive detonator in her vagina. Activate it, and proceed to have sex with her. You'll at least die happy.

Posted: Dec 22 2006 11:09 am

Wow, we've gone from suicide to kidnapping and rape.

A banner day for the forums.

Having said that, I'm all for it.

Posted: Dec 22 2006 07:26 pm

1. take frisbee
2. flip out
3. shove frisbee in mouth
4.kill yourself

Posted: Dec 22 2006 07:45 pm

Jump off the Empire State Bullding with a snowboard and do cool moves. Oh, and wear glasses too. ^^

You'll be the coolest guy that ever died.

Posted: Dec 22 2006 08:09 pm

RobotGumshoe wrote:

1. take frisbee
2. flip out
3. shove frisbee in mouth
4.kill yourself

When there's no more ninjas left to kill...

Seppuku!

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I'd like to just spontaneously explode. Wherever I may be.

Failing that, I'd like to attempt the world record for self-inflicted icepick wounds.

Posted: Dec 23 2006 12:20 am

After seeing Avian's Sig, it gave me another idea.

Go to a McDonald's dressed as the Burger King and start slaying everyone with a cleaver. Wait for the cops to arrived, and then let them gun you down as you charge them with the knife. Wait until the media arrives, though, that way you and Burger King can both get some free publicity.

Posted: Dec 23 2006 12:30 am

Knytes sig inspired me.

Fire on PETA with a kitty gun. They fire back, PETA ends up looking even more insane.

Posted: Dec 23 2006 01:34 am

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Knytes sig inspired me.

Fire on PETA with a kitty gun. They fire back, PETA ends up looking even more insane.

Like Adam West and his cat launcher?
"What a ridiculous name for a cat! Paul! That's a person's name!"

Posted: Dec 23 2006 08:58 am

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Knytes sig inspired me.

Fire on PETA with a kitty gun. They fire back, PETA ends up looking even more insane.

Like Adam West and his cat launcher?
"What a ridiculous name for a cat! Paul! That's a person's name!"

I prefer the poodle gun. "hey, anything in that gun for me?"

(I just realized thats a bit too obscure. 5 points if you can name the source.)

Posted: Dec 23 2006 03:27 pm

RobotGumshoe wrote:

I prefer the poodle gun. "hey, anything in that gun for me?"

(I just realized thats a bit too obscure. 5 points if you can name the source.)

There was a poodle gun in the Tick.

Posted: Dec 23 2006 07:59 pm

You win tebor. Now, what is the way that your going to kill yourself?

Posted: Dec 24 2006 12:37 am

Worst way to commit suicide ever: find RegalSin's phone number and try to have a conversation with him in real time. I give anyone 90 seconds before their head explodes

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this soudns like a challenge.

Posted: Dec 24 2006 03:04 pm

Christ, I have to do that Regal thing.

While travelling to Pittsburgh, I saw the Regal theatre, and Regal's Inn. Once in Pittsburgh, I saw Char's Autoworks, so I guess it evened out.

Posted: Dec 24 2006 04:43 pm

In Salem Mass there's a store called Bunghole Liquors.
I also have a friend named Nathan Hylan, and in Miami I saw a Nathan's hot dogs right next Hylan's ice cream

Posted: Dec 24 2006 06:39 pm

This is gonna sound pretty stupid, but I want to go to Salem so I can see all the "tourist attractions" related to the witch trials...

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that does sound kind of stupid.

somebody get me regals phone number. I will stay on the line with him for a full FIVE minutes.

I want to get killed in an amazing epic way. like, hit a jump in my car going 90 and explode in mid air while getting shot to pieces, and then land on a gas station and make a bigger explosion, or get shot up while wearing a business suit in the rain, with doves flying by while operaetic music plays.

Posted: Dec 24 2006 11:28 pm

JEW wrote:

that does sound kind of stupid.

somebody get me regals phone number. I will stay on the line with him for a full FIVE minutes.

I want to get killed in an amazing epic way. like, hit a jump in my car going 90 and explode in mid air while getting shot to pieces, and then land on a gas station and make a bigger explosion, or get shot up while wearing a business suit in the rain, with doves flying by while operaetic music plays.

Yeah? it's nice to have a dream. Unfortunately, it's not happening because thanks to the power of soothsaying I can say that you'll die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Posted: Dec 25 2006 01:15 am

Tishwitch wrote:

This is gonna sound pretty stupid, but I want to go to Salem so I can see all the "tourist attractions" related to the witch trials...

That might be interesting, but it won't kill you, as they no longer have witch trials there. Maybe if you went back in time to that particular slice of hysteria and danced naked in the courtyard singing blasphemes. Thats a good way to commit suicide.

Posted: Dec 25 2006 02:52 am

Immerse yourself in liquid oxygen, then do a belly flop into an empty pool.

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

JEW wrote:

that does sound kind of stupid.

somebody get me regals phone number. I will stay on the line with him for a full FIVE minutes.

I want to get killed in an amazing epic way. like, hit a jump in my car going 90 and explode in mid air while getting shot to pieces, and then land on a gas station and make a bigger explosion, or get shot up while wearing a business suit in the rain, with doves flying by while operaetic music plays.

Yeah? it's nice to have a dream. Unfortunately, it's not happening because thanks to the power of soothsaying I can say that you'll die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

yeah, while I'm on the phone with regal.

THIS SOUNDS EXCITING!