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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Step 1. Cut a hole in a box
Step 2. Put your junk in that box
Step 3. Make her open the box
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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CAUSE IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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My dick in a box, yeahhhhh
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I wanna get yo usomething from the heart.
somethign special girl.
IT"S MY DICK IN A BOX!
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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I don't know why am I not asleep. And after all the "Mod Talk" going down I should probably lock this thread...
But it's gotten me to laugh, so up it stays until someone other than Jeebus takes it down.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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theres a whole video for it on youtube.
christmas dick in a box!
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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JEW wrote: |
theres a whole video for it on youtube. |
Wow... That... was...
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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I admit, I was a little worried upon reading the thread title, but I laughed as well.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Hey, boss, me and the family got you a Christmas present. It's MY DICK IN A BOX!!!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24883
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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It gets my vote for Funniest Thing on SNL This Year.
Not that that's saying much, this year.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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S. McCracken wrote: |
It gets my vote for Funniest Thing on SNL This Year.
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That's not saying much for the past 10 years or so, though either earlier this year or later last year they had a GREAT Al Gore intro.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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I spent like $450 on this chick for Christmas this year, I better get my dick in a box.
Ha ha. Lame innuendo.
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 There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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The sad thing is the first thing I thought of reading the title was Schrodinger's cat.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24883
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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The uncensored version is on i-am-bored.com
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
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Fucking brilliant. SNL should just be converted into a weekly showing of The Lonely Island material, because their at home stuff is a lot funnier then what they do with SNL (with some exceptions. this being one of them)
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I never watch SNL, but a dick in a box is somethign I ahve a hard time refusing.
get it? hard time?
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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This reminds me of a sketch that Mr. Show would have done, if the thoughts ever crossed Bob and David's mind. It would have been a perfect 3X1-1 song.
"My Diiiick in a boooooox!"
"Damn."
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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three times one minus one was fucking awesome. Eww girl, ewww. I love dave and bob's wewww / damn "fight" at the end of the song with the audience watching. David going eww eww and doing pelvic thrusts towards audience members was already awesome, but when they reached the crescendo of WHEW and DAMN, it was perfect.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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This song has been stuck in my head since I first saw it on i-am-bored.com Tuesday night. All throughout work the past two days and at our office Christmas party tonight I was afraid I would start singing it out loud by mistake and get myself fired. Thankfully I'm taking off until the day after new year's starting tomorrow.
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BBH
Joined: Mar 13 2006
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 49
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I was singing this all fuckign weekend.
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