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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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See, Burt and Sideways are exactly why we need a Security Chief. I recommend this as our official company security uniforms:
Half ninja, half space marine, all awesome. No one will fuck with us. Trust me. 
Obviously they will need to be colored black with dark purple highlights, and have the Sydlexia logo on the upper right chest. But I think its a good start.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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I'll be the only guy working in a cubicle.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
Half ninja, half space marine, all awesome. No one will fuck with us. Trust me.
Obviously they will need to be colored black with dark purple highlights, and have the Sydlexia logo on the upper right chest. But I think its a good start. |
Because in space, no one can hear a ninja.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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I'll be that weird guy that everyone sees but nobody knows. Do I even work here? Who knows?
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Oooo, can I get a transfer to security? I am the official IRC Security Bunny, after all.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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Yes, Usa, but that is a dock in pay.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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I am promoting Jeebus to Vice President, Murders & Executions
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
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I want to be the guy in the background that does just enough to keep his job. I'll surf the internet 90% of the day, but if you need something I'll have it done in five minutes. I also want to be a part time assassin just to keep my job interesting.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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Can I be promoted to out of a cubicle? One of the rats is trying to fight me for territory.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I call dibs on the callcenter! Quick one of you organize a shoddy poorly thought out phone system and I'll be misrouting calls to the wrong extensions all day, you can pay me in real money, and I'll pay all the temps under me in Sydlexia Fun Bucks.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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| Yes, Usa, but that is a dock in pay. |
Don't care. The image alone is worth it.
Seriously, imagine that badass space ninja costume...with bunny ears.
While the intruder is blown away by the awesome*, that's when I strike.
*Symptoms of "the awesome" may include fits of hysterical laughter or confused looks
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Lottel wrote: |
| Yes, Usa, but that is a dock in pay. |
Don't care. The image alone is worth it.
Seriously, imagine that badass space ninja costume...with bunny ears.
While the intruder is blown away by the awesome*, that's when I strike.
*Symptoms of "the awesome" may include fits of hysterical laughter or confused looks |
Alright. As my second in command of security, your first job is to recruit some disposable redshirts to act as cannon fodder for us. I'm sure you can think of a few people.
Also, as head of security, do I get to carry out the executions that Jeebus orders? cause that would be badass.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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has roadkill scrapper or assistant jizz mopper been taken yet?
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Alright. As my second in command of security, your first job is to recruit some disposable redshirts to act as cannon fodder for us. I'm sure you can think of a few people. |
Hacker, M3ga, and the other usual suspects can send their resumes to personnel.
Wait, we don't have personnel yet.
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I am promoting Jeebus to Vice President, Murders & Executions |
I happily accept this promotion as long as I get to be CFO as well. I figure I would need something else on my plate since most people who are involved in murders and executions don't like it.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
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Alright. As my second in command of security, your first job is to recruit some disposable redshirts to act as cannon fodder for us. I'm sure you can think of a few people. |
Hacker, M3ga, and the other usual suspects can send their resumes to personnel.
Wait, we don't have personnel yet. |
Well technically, since my secondary job is VP of employee relations, I think that makes me the hirer and firer too. Which is convenient, since I also carry out employee executions. 
Hacker and M3ga, please see Supply for your red shirt at your earliest convenience.
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| William Shakespeare wrote: |
| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Me- Famous celebrity that brings in all the money that allows the corporation to rise to the top!
...or Chief Artist Representation Coordination Anatomy Serivce Specialist
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I am promoting Jeebus to Vice President, Murders & Executions |
Can I transfer to this field? It seems more up my ally than communications.
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Alright. As my second in command of security, your first job is to recruit some disposable redshirts to act as cannon fodder for us. I'm sure you can think of a few people. |
Hacker, M3ga, and the other usual suspects can send their resumes to personnel.
Wait, we don't have personnel yet. |
Well technically, since my secondary job is VP of employee relations, I think that makes me the hirer and firer too. Which is convenient, since I also carry out employee executions.
Hacker and M3ga, please see Supply for your red shirt at your earliest convenience. |
But if I die then how will syd get his doughnuts?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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I'm sure we can find an intern to pick up some donuts.
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Interns.....they spit on them for not getting paid
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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yeah, but everyone knows what else they do too.
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
Posts: 289
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I am promoting Jeebus to Vice President, Murders & Executions |
Jesus, Lexia, what does that have to do with anything?
(Did I get the reference right?)
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