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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Can I be the Manager of Product Production? I don't know what we make, but I want to oversee the production of whatever it is.
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 <TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| ToGdor wrote: |
| Can I be the Manager of Product Production? I don't know what we make, but I want to oversee the production of whatever it is. |
We make random assortments of various video game items.
SydPepsia is just a side project
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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I'll be the mole that sells off all our company secrets to the highest bidder.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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As Media Manager, do I get to be the only guy in the office that wears rolled-up sleeves? Or is every day casual Friday at the LexiaCorp offices?
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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I thought you were our demolitions expert.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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APLETHORAOFPINATAS
Joined: Jun 10 2008
Posts: 172
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So as a member of the board, all I do is sit around smoking cigars and collect massive stock dividends correct?
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In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo! |
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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Could I at least be a custodial engineer?
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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I'll be the guy who chills outside the front of the building listening to Iron Maiden and bothering people that go into the building.
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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What are a COO and a CMO, anyway?
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APLETHORAOFPINATAS
Joined: Jun 10 2008
Posts: 172
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COO is chief operating officer, CMO is Chief (mumble mumble) officer.
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In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo! |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| APLETHORAOFPINATAS wrote: |
| COO is chief operating officer, CMO is Chief (mumble mumble) officer. |
The mumble mumble could be a variety of things.
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APLETHORAOFPINATAS
Joined: Jun 10 2008
Posts: 172
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Exactly, its sort of a "take as what you will" type of position.
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In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo! |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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I imagine CMO is Chief Monetary Officer, which in America, where my corporation is based, is called a CFO (Chief Financial Officer).
And I think I've heard Cheif Operating Officer more commonly referred to as Chief of Operations, but I could be wrong,
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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^ Actually Syd, I think its Chief Marketing Officer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Marketing_Officer
Not quite the same thing as a CFO, but kinda close. CFO is in charge of the money, CMO seeks to be in charge of advertising, PR, and that sort of thing.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
I imagine CMO is Chief Monetary Officer, which in America, where my corporation is based, is called a CFO (Chief Financial Officer).
And I think I've heard Cheif Operating Officer more commonly referred to as Chief of Operations, but I could be wrong, |
The head of a hospital would be a CMO as well. Chief Medical Officer.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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In true Dilbert fasion I'd like to be MORDAC RULER OF THE SUPPLY CLOSET... or maybe a Wally-esque member of the corporation. You know the guy who does nothing since Cofee and making others loathe him is his own purpose of living.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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So if we have a demolitions expert....we're going to be like Cobra or Cyberdyne, aren't we??
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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I nominate Lottel for guy who is just coasting to retirement. You can't fire him because of some reason or another, but he can't really do anything of value so you just let him sit there and give him monkeywork for the next few years and then he leaves and no one comes to his retirement party.
I'll be that guy.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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I want to be the office high-fiver. The guy who nobody really knows what his actual job is, they just see him walk around giving high fives to everybody.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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| RobotGumshoe wrote: |
| I've got nothing. I'm kinda lazy and bafflingly callous, so that what you got to work with. |
Complaint Department!
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Hawk is correct. CMO is Chief Marketing Officer. GPF submits everything to Digg and whatnot, hence the title.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
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Since I'm a total nobody here, can I be a yes-man?
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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in house graphic designer. It's all im good at 
That or the opposite of sideways... the slugworth who goes around trying to buy the competitions secrets.
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