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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Being bored in the chat room one evening, I decided to give everyone I could think of corporate titles. The few who were in the room joined in, and now I am making a thread. Feel free to nominate yourself for a position.
Syd - Owner and CEO
Vald - COO
GPF - CMO
Fernin - VP, IRC Division
Jeebus, Spanky, Zarak, Plethora, Douche, Tebor - Board of Directors
Hawk - VP, Employee Relations
Anorexorcist - Head of Interbranch Correspondence
Tyop - VP, Wiki Division
Not Sure - Employee of the Year (x2)
Sathien - VP, R&D
Rycona - Senior Manager, IRC Division
UsaSatsui - GM, IRC Division
That's all I can think of for now. Like I said, suggestions are welcome.
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Hacker
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I nominate myself for assistant to the CEO. You know, the kind that runs around and get doughnuts for the CEO
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| Hacker wrote: |
| I nominate myself for assistant to the CEO. You know, the kind that runs around and get doughnuts for the CEO |
You're the United Way Chairperson.
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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I nominate myself for the Head of the Promotions and Procrastination Department.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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| Hacker wrote: |
| I nominate myself for assistant to the CEO. You know, the kind that runs around and get doughnuts for the CEO |
You're the United Way Chairperson. |
What does he do?
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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I nominate myself for to be the Janitor.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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UsaSatsui wrote:
Hacker wrote:
I nominate myself for assistant to the CEO. You know, the kind that runs around and get doughnuts for the CEO
You're the United Way Chairperson.
What does he do? |
EDIT: I gotta figure out how to quote properly.
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Decoy
Title: !
Joined: Aug 29 2006
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I'm Milton.
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A shovel and a complete lack of ethics can get you anything. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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EDIT: I gotta figure out how to quote properly. |
See that button labeled "quote"?
Press that.
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
Posts: 273
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| Hacker wrote: |
| I nominate myself for assistant to the CEO. You know, the kind that runs around and get doughnuts for the CEO |
Immediately what comes to mind is Mugatu's assistant from Zoolander.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I call dibs on Court Jester.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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Ba'al - Groundskeeper
If anything, just so I can use a Scottish accent.
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Great thread topic Vlad.
Not a bad choice for me at all. Working with people and making compromises is actually something I'd be very good at.
Underneath that friendly exterior though, I am also an extraordinarily good ass kicker who takes no bullshit, and who has a great knowledge of defense and security, which is why I also suggest I also be the head of Corporate Security (I can multitask). Someone's gotta keep us and our fortune safe. 
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Crazy_Bastard
Title: CeeBee
Joined: Feb 25 2007
Location: Tulsa
Posts: 489
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How about hacker as village idiot? or Yes-man?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Yeah, Hawk is a soldier. I say security.
And where should I rank? I can't think of anything 
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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I got nothing for myself, honestly. I'm bad at thinking of titles for myself.
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<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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I want to be Executive Vice President of Sydlexia.com Global Media.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I've got nothing. I'm kinda lazy and bafflingly callous, so that what you got to work with.
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
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I'll just bring sandwhiches and just leave every morning before 10AM
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Chief Medical Officer or Chief Marketing Officer? LOL, I kinda expect to see CIO.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Yeah, Hawk is a soldier. I say security.
And where should I rank? I can't think of anything |
You are the head of Sydlexia Media. You get to write the theme song.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Haddox - Management of Offshore Accounts and Dummy Corporations
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Can I be the fall guy when shit goes down?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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