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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Okay, this ones cheesy but I don't care.
Q: How does Batman's mom call him in for dinner?
A: Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!!!!!!!
Yeah, I know, huge cheese.
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Hacker
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An American an Eskimo and a Mexican are all in a plane and it is going down because it is to heavy. so the Eskimo picks up a crate of sleds and throws them out of the plane saying "There are plenty of these in my country" The Mexican picks up a crate of sombreros and throws them out saying "there are plenty of these in my country" and then the American picks up the Mexican throws him out of the plane and says "There are a million of these in my country"
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Okay, this ones cheesy but I don't care.
Q: How does Batman's mom call him in for dinner?
A: Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!!!!!!!
Yeah, I know, huge cheese. |
I actually laughed at that
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Batman's mother wouldn't know he was the motherfucking Batman. 
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Batman's mother wouldn't know he was the motherfucking Batman. |
More realistic joke:
Q: How does Batman's mom call him in for dinner?
A: She doesn't. She's dead and Batman's emo.
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Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Batman's mother wouldn't know he was the motherfucking Batman. |
But Alfred would 
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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This one's very cheesy: Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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| A dyslexic guy walks into a bra. |
lol not sure, this one is for the books!
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
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What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeeeey!!!
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Fred
Joined: Jan 18 2009
Location: NYork
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Ok, I was told to put this joke up here a while ago... Not sure if it's acceptable though... Even I find it way over the edge...
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
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Hacker
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Fucked up fred very fucked up
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| Fred wrote: |
Ok, I was told to put this joke up here a while ago... Not sure if it's acceptable though... Even I find it way over the edge...
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. |
I laughed at this.
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| Fred wrote: |
Ok, I was told to put this joke up here a while ago... Not sure if it's acceptable though... Even I find it way over the edge...
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. |
I laughed at this. |
Then I'll see you in hell my friend.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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That's fucking horrible. 
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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I know it's racist but my black buddy who doesn't care, i'd go up to him and be like "let me see your palms" he's show me and they like white and I'm like "i didn't know cotton bleached". He was cool with it, he told a jewish asshole that he needed a shower...a gas shower. No lies.
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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blkplaguelmc
Joined: May 13 2009
Location: lowell, ma
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an older woman told me this one before and i couldnt believe it.
what do u call 30 woman in a tree?
a country (cunt tree)
zinnnng
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB. . . .
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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Q: What's black, blue, and full of protein?
A: A rape victim.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Live reaction:
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=160033#160033
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> WHAT THE FUCK?
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> No. Really
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> What. The. Fuck
[02:07] <FigNewton> Eww, I... don't like that
[02:08] <LowEndLem> That's like....seven types of wrong
[02:08] <UsaSatsui> Really.
Oh: 
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ChiSoxFan
Title: Chicago Sports Fan
Joined: May 11 2009
Location: Chicago, IL
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| I know it's racist but my black buddy who doesn't care, i'd go up to him and be like "let me see your palms" he's show me and they like white and I'm like "i didn't know cotton bleached" |
I got another one like that...
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Why do black people have white palms?
Everyone has a little bit of good in them.
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Here's a good Chicago favorite (you might not get it if you're not from Chicago)...
Why did Lakeview get Wrigley Field and Summit get the Sewage Treatment Plant?
Summit had the first choice.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
Live reaction:
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=160033#160033
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> WHAT THE FUCK?
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> No. Really
[02:07] <UsaSatsui> What. The. Fuck
[02:07] <FigNewton> Eww, I... don't like that
[02:08] <LowEndLem> That's like....seven types of wrong
[02:08] <UsaSatsui> Really.
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LMAO! I'm flattered. 
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