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Maxim's 2009 Hot 100
100. Deanna Russo
99. Melissa Rycroft
98. Rebecca Mader
97. Marisa Tomei
96. Olivia Munn
95. Padma Lakshmi
94. Yvonne Strahovski
93. Michelle Obama
92. Joanna Krupa
91. Chelsea Handler
90. Roselyn Sanchez
89. Jamie Chung
88. Diane Kruger
87. Summer Glau
86. Ali Campoverdi
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
84. Minka Kelly
83. Whitney Port
82. Emma Watson
81. Heidi Montag
80. Jamie Gunns
79. Jaime King
78. Danica Patrick
77. Stacy Keibler
76. Cameron Richardson
75. Tricia Helfer
74. Amanda Bynes
73. Ashley Tisdale
72. Camilla Belle
71. Gabrielle Union
70. Maria Menounos
69. Jennifer Morrison
68. Ashley Greene
67. Emmy Rossum
66. Emma Stone
65. Amanda Righetti
64. Diora Baird
63. Milla Jovovich
62. Heidi Klum
61. Dania Ramirez
60. Carrie Underwood
59. Ana Ivanovic
58. Miranda Kerr
57. Audrina Patridge
56. Amber Heard
55. Christina Milian
54. Rachel Bilson
53. Kim Kardashian
52. Beyoncé
51. Sienna Miller
50. Taylor Swift
49. Freida Pinto
48. Arielle Kebbel
47. Katie Cassidy
46. Nicole Scherzinger
45. Fergie
44. Avril Lavigne
43. Elisha Cuthbert
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velazquez
40. Lily Allen
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz
36. Hayden Panettiere
35. Anna Kournikova
34. Scarlett Johansson
33. Blake Lively
32. Ciara
31. Hilary Duff
30. Penélope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens
26. Angelina Jolie
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan
22. Kate Beckinsale
21. AnnaLynne McCord
20. Moon Bloodgood
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry
14. Christina Aguilera
13. Jessica Alba
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
9. Jordana Brewster
8. Rihanna
7. Adriana Lima
6. Eliza Dushku
5. Mila Kunis
4. Malin Akerman
3. Bar Refaeli
2. Megan Fox
1. Olivia Wilde
http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/79154/2009-hot-100.html
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Cattivo
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Oooh, they put my top 2 at 5 & 6, nice.
But Michelle Obama at 93? She isn't attractive at all. She's not ugly, but she isn't pretty either. And Chelsea Handler looks like a used up alcoholic.
I like Michelle Trachtenberg. She would probably be higher if she was in more things.
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Syd Lexia
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Michelle Obama has the same problem as Geena Davis, something Family Guy once referred to a "bad tooth-to-gum ratio". But she's an outspoken woman, a good mother, and the wife of a very popular president. So I can't really argue with her inclusion.
Chelsea Handler? Seriously? Isn't she like 50? If not, she needs more makeup.
This list fails for not having Alexa Vega.
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What's this fascination with Emma Watson? She's not ugly, but no winrar either.
Alba and Cuthbert would be one and two on my list, and I could have overlooked it, but no Selma? Grated, she hasn't done much lately, but she's still incredibly hot.
tl;dr these lists are always retarded.
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Also, Katy Perry is gross. If she hasn't written a song about casual lesbianism, no one would give a shit about her.
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TopShelf
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Sexually speaking, I would do horrible and unspeakable things to 99 of these women, for the remaining woman(Katy Perry) I would just do Non-sexual horrible and unspeakable things.
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Good lord, I'm sick of hearing about Megan Fox, easily the most overrated female in terms of looks in this day of age.
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Syd Lexia
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Yvonne Strahovski should be waaaaaay higher.
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I always thought Marisa Tomei was highly underrated. Been a big fan of hers ever since My Cousin Vinny. Glad to see she's included, even if it's at #97. She's got to be close to 50 by now.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Also, Katy Perry is gross. |
EPIC FAIL!
also who the fuck is Olivia Wilde?
Mila Kunis is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high.
And fuck Megan Fox. She had no business being in Transformers to begin with (and Transformers shouldn't have been made to begin with) so this cunt shouldn't even be famous.
Carmen Electra isn't even on the list? Sounds like its time for Maxim to go the way of Blender. Somebody nuke the Maxim corporate office.
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Olivia Wilde is on House, MD. She plays Thirteen. She was previously on The OC and in the movie Alpha Dog.
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I just google imaged Olivia. She is not that hot. That bitch has nothing on Carmen, Katy, Christina, Kim Kardash and a shit ton of others (except Megan Fox).
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Kim Kardashian? Really?
Katy Perry I suppose could be pretty, but she has absolutely no sense of style whatsoever. Every outfit she's ever worn is hideous and stupid. The same thing goes for Lady Gaga.
I like Olivia. Too bad she's married.
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JRA
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Kim Kardashian? Really?
Katy Perry I suppose could be pretty, but she has absolutely no sense of style whatsoever. Every outfit she's ever worn is hideous and stupid. The same thing goes for Lady Gaga.
I like Olivia. Too bad she's married. |
Nobody can deny that ass. I'll admit that everything entertainment she's done has been worthless, including the porn (wearing a bra during sex = fail), doesn't mean I wouldn't hit it.
I like Katy Perry's style, I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree.
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| JRA wrote: |
| Mila Kunis is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high. |
Lies!
| JRA wrote: |
| Carmen Electra isn't even on the list? |
It's not 1996.
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| Cattivo wrote: |
| JRA wrote: |
| Carmen Electra isn't even on the list? |
It's not 1996. |
Because this isn't the NSFW section I can't post the pics here, but do yourself a favor and image google "Carmen Electra 2009."
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Syd Lexia
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I dunno. I kinda agree that she's too high. Not that she's not hot and all, but what the fuck has done recently? That crappy Max Payne movie? Doing voicework on a subpar season of Family Guy?
If you're not in hit movies or on a hit TV show or a supermodel, if your face isn't out there everyday, it's hard to justify being in the top ten on that list.
Why her? Why not Gisele Bündchen?
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