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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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We should pronounce it like suave. It's the Rico Suave virus!!!
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| So it turns out H1N1 is just its viral designation or whatever you want to call it. The new name is actually SOIV for Swine Originated Influenza Virus. However, I'm just going to switch between calling it Hiney and Hamthrax. |
Hamthrax?
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Ahahahahahahaha! I'm going to steal that (I may or may not give due credit, depending on who I'm talking to and how much I want to impress them  ).
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
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Wonderful. The Hamthrax has invaded Brazil. 9 confirmed cases.
If I say 'Hamthrax' here, people will understand as something related to hamsters, so I have to find another smart name for it, in Portuguese that is.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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I heard a joke today
Back when America was born somebody (can't remember who) said "we will have a black president when pigs fly" well guess what, we have a black president and swine flu
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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I heard a joke today
Back when America was born somebody (can't remember who) said "we will have a black president when pigs fly" well guess what, we have a black president and swine flu |
I think that one was 3 pages back.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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| hacker wrote: |
I heard a joke today
Back when America was born somebody (can't remember who) said "we will have a black president when pigs fly" well guess what, we have a black president and swine flu |
I think that one was 3 pages back. |
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| hacker wrote: |
I heard a joke today
Back when America was born somebody (can't remember who) said "we will have a black president when pigs fly" well guess what, we have a black president and swine flu |
I think that one was 3 pages back. |
....................well damnit
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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So yeah, I admit I bought My Pokemon Ranch for the Wii. Anyway, I turned it on so I could get the daily pokemon out of the way (one step closer to another Mew) and someone from Club Look-See shows up, asking if I want to see his ranch. I click on yes just to get it out of the way. These are pregenerated ranches mind you, but what made me laugh is it was called "Mass Outbreak Ranch" and consisted of nothing but Sproinks (who evolve into Grumpig).
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
Posts: 707
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There's a case at my school. Everybody is freaking the fuck out and now, even though they didn't shut down the school, we've had a about a fourth of the kids ditch.
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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What I fear about swine flu is that I might have to go to the hospital if I get it, and I might get something way nastier.
In my local hospital, a few years ago, there were cases of people getting hospitalized because of a broken arm or something,
and catching the C. difficile (whatever that is) or the flesh-eating bacteria.
Sure, it was because the administration really fucking sucked at the time, but I'd prefer not to go anyway.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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So, it appears one of my friends from real college was brought to the ER and put in isolation today. He may have the swiney goodness.
I know it's bad, but if he has it, I wanna visit and make him do the pig squeal he does so well.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| lavalarva wrote: |
What I fear about swine flu is that I might have to go to the hospital if I get it, and I might get something way nastier.
In my local hospital, a few years ago, there were cases of people getting hospitalized because of a broken arm or something,
and catching the C. difficile (whatever that is) or the flesh-eating bacteria.
Sure, it was because the administration really fucking sucked at the time, but I'd prefer not to go anyway. |
Unless you get really sick from it, you wouldn't need to go to the hospital. If you got it, they'd just tell you to stay home for a week and stay away from other people.
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