An offer you can't refuse:

How can anyone vote for something as ugly as the red koopa paratrooper? It looks like he has a wattle. And what is that mouth supposed to be, a beak? Disgusting.

Second of all, why is his shell red? This obviously means he’s a communist, and therefore a threat to our security. The red koopa paratrooper is an even worse threat than the regular koopa troopa which is green, and therefore a pussy environmentalist. I hunt those dirty hippies with the passion of Cartman.

Tebor wrote:

But would Cattivo deploy the Red Koopa Paratroopers into war? Or reinstate the Red Koopa draft?

That's not an option, because they are the enemy, are evil, and therefore must be destroyed. So, what would my avatar do if red koopa paratroopers were infesting Libya for example? First, the Great Communicator would launch Stealth Bombers from Britain, which would then go around French airspace, because France is too much of a pussy to recognize and fight the threat that koopas pose. Then, he would bomb the shit out of paratrooper training camps before returning the planes back to British airspace without refueling once. Finally, he would eat their charred remains like so much escargot:



Help in the fight for freedom! A vote for Cattivo is a vote against communism!

Also, Captain Kirk absolutely hates the red koopa paratroopa:

Wow, I'm losing all of a sudden. I was saving this for later rounds, but looks like I need to use it now: