I am beginning to think so.

On the night I was eliminated from the forum battle, I also lost $100. I don't mean I made and lost it; I mean I LOST it.

I was out at dinner with Black Zarak and Jeebus, and when it came time to pay Jeebus only had a $100. I gave him five $20 bills for hundred, then threw in $20 to cover my part of the bill. Or so I thought. When I got home, I found the $100 to be missing. So either I gave it to the waitress by mistake or I lost it somehow. At first, I thought I gave it to the waitress. Now, I'm not so sure.

About a week and a half ago, I accidentally threw out two quick picks I had bought for the Mega Millions. I realized about an hour later they were missing and found them in the trash.

Wednesday night, I discovered that my key for my work locker was missing.

Today, I went to the mall with my mom to get my grandmother presents for Mothers' Day and her birthday. I bought her some DVDs at Best Buy with my credit card. Not an hour later, I returned home to find my credit card was missing.

I am completely fucking scared. Either my lefthand pocket is some magic blackhole that sucks things into another dimension, or I am losing my fucking mind. I do not like this one bit.

There are no holes in my pockets. I checked over and over.

Brain Age is not a bad idea.

Here's a fun little Catch 22 situation:

Being as I can't find my card, my first instinct is to report lost or stolen, because I know the moment I do so, I'll find my card on the floor of the car or some other ridiculous place. So I go onto my online account with the credit card company to see if I can report my card there. I can't. The online account management panel does however provide me with a phone number I can call to report my card. So I call the number. It's automated. The first thing it asks for is my 16 digit credit card number... which I don't have because I lost my fucking card. I hang up and go back to the website to see if I can get my full credit card number there; I can't. The website, for my protection, will only give me the last four digits. So because I haven't fucking memorized my credit card number, I can't report it lost or stolen. The website lets me order a replacement card though, free of charge. So I did that.

So in 3-5 business days, I'll have a new card and I can report the old one lost or stolen. There's a decent chance I left my card on the counter at Best Buy though, so I'm going to back there hopefully Monday and see. I'd like to go tomorrow, but it's Mothers' Day and all.

FML.

Well... I found my credit card. Apparently when I got home from the mall, I took both my phone and my credit card out of my pocket and put them on the kitchen table while I ran to the bathroom. During this time, my dad decided to hide my credit card on me, just to fuck with me. And he specifically knew that I'd never ask him if he'd seen it, because while it had occurred to me that he might be fucking with me, if he wasn't, I'd look like an idiot for accusing him of hiding it on me.

So, my credit line is secure for now. I can rest easy tonight.

But I still can't get into my locker at work and I'm still out $100. And I'm still going to play Brain Age hardcore. Maybe I'll get some ginko biloba too.

Played Brain Age last night. Brain Age pisses me off. I was doing the math stuff night, and the goal is to do it as fast as possible. Which would be fine, except the game has trouble recognizing my 3's and 5's.

I do exercise. I am all about Wii Fit.